8 Changes Made By All-Female Flight Crews
Life · Jan 13, 2024 · BabylonBee.com

If you're boarding a plane featuring one of these newfangled all-female flight crews, you may notice these ladies have made a few changes! Here are some new things to expect in your estrogen-charged air travel experience:

  1. If there's a problem with the plane, you should already know what it is and they're not going to tell you: Be more observant next time.
  2. Plane crashes will be avoided by the co-pilot slamming her hands on the dash and screaming: Foolproof!
  3. The pilot will call her Dad to ask what to do about the 'Check Engine' light: Dad says it will be fine, rest easy.
  4. No more parallel parking: Well, not after what happened at O'Hare.
  5. Potty breaks and snacks will begin 10 minutes after takeoff: A change we can all get behind.
  6. The cabin will be kept at a pleasant 108 degrees Fahrenheit: Plus, everyone gets blankets!
  7. The crew will never hesitate to stop for directions: No silly masculine pride will keep them from landing in Des Moines to ask which way to Chicago.
  8. Air traffic control may get the silent treatment: Uh-oh.

If you're lucky enough to fly with a lady crew, let us know anything we missed!

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