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· Sep 1, 2026
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Unlucky: 6th Grader Flunks Geography After Trump Renames Everything In Middle Of Exam
MEDINA, OH - In a terribly unlucky break, local sixth-grader Mackenzie Warner completely flunked her geography test after President Trump renamed ever...
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· Sep 1, 2026
· 50
NFL Hoping A White Player Will Eventually Make It Into End Zone To See ‘End Racism’ Message
U.S. - The National Football League expressed hope that this would finally be the season when a white player would make it to the end zone and see the...
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· Aug 31, 2026
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10 Notable Historical Events Experts Now Believe Were Caused By Postpartum Depression
Before the trial of Lindsay Clancy, everyone thought postpartum depression was a myth. But now society as a whole understands that the sudden drop in ...
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· Aug 31, 2026
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Jury Still Trying To Decide If Strangling Your Kids Is Okay
PLYMOUTH, MA - After seventeen hours of deliberations over the span of three days, a jury was still struggling to decide whether murder is wrong.
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· Aug 31, 2026
· 79
Mamdani Installs Muslim Foot-Washing Station At 9/11 Memorial
NEW YORK CITY, NY - Mayor Zohran Mamdani announced the installation of a Muslim foot-washing station at the base of the 9/11 Memorial in preparation f...
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· Aug 31, 2026
· 65
Too Far? Trump Renames Hockey 'Gay Ice Football'
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Concerns arose even within the White House that President Donald Trump may have taken his battle with Canada too far after he signe...
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· Aug 28, 2026
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7 Tragic World Events As Reported By The Canadian Broadcasting Corp.
Millions were stunned this week when the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation ordered its anchors to refer to 9/11 as "jet crashes," strictly instructing...
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· Aug 29, 2026
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Tucker Carlson Spends 380th Consecutive Episode Criticizing Country Nobody Is Allowed To Criticize
U.S. - Former Fox News host turned podcaster Tucker Carlson released a groundbreaking 380th consecutive episode criticizing the one country that Carls...
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· Aug 28, 2026
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Billie Eilish Introduces New Fragrance 'Socialism' On Sale Now For $72,000
U.S. - Singer-songwriter Billie Eilish unveiled a brand-new perfume on Friday called "Socialism," which will retail for just $72,000.
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· Aug 27, 2026
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Here Are The 12 Toughest Trials That God Has Allowed American Christians To Face
The Book of James tells us to count it all joy when we face trials, but it's not so easy when faced with the worst the world has to throw at you. Gird...
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