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· Oct 2, 2026
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Man Prays Wife's Fever Breaks Before It's Time To Make Dinner
HOUSTON, TX - Local man Chip Wilson spent time in fervent prayer today in hopes that his wife's fever would break before it was time to make dinner th...
Scripture
· Oct 2, 2026
· 41
Guys Lowering Paralyzed Friend Through Roof Figure They Could Probably Just Drop Him
CAPERNAUM - After struggling to carefully lower their friend through the roof on his mat, the companions of the paralytic man figured it would probabl...
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· Sep 30, 2026
· 64
Here's How 'The New York Times' Reported 9 Historic Attacks
The New York Times is a staple of the American newspaper industry, which is impressive considering it has a reputation for not reporting news. Its rec...
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· Oct 1, 2026
· 40
The 10 Best Things A Man Can Say To His Pregnant Wife
It can be hard to know what to say to a pregnant lady, especially when you're the man she's depending on for love and support. Fear not, gentlemen.
Crime
· Oct 1, 2026
· 61
Death Row Inmates Across The Country Put In Requests For All-Female Execution Teams
U.S. - Death row inmates all across the United States reportedly placed urgent requests to have their executions performed by all-female teams.
World
· Sep 30, 2026
· 45
FlyDubai Hijacker Lands New Job At British Airways
HARMONDSWORTH - Following the harrowing ordeal aboard flight FZ 1073 to Tel Aviv, in which he was subdued by passengers while attempting a violent ter...
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· Sep 28, 2026
· 89
Click Here To See The List Of Celebrities Who Have Condemned Iran For Sentencing Women To Public Beatings For Uncovering Their Faces
We are blessed to live in a world where movie stars, musicians, and celebrities of all stripes care so deeply about the oppressed people of the Middle...
World
· Sep 30, 2026
· 58
UK Terror Suspects Back In Custody After Sharing Meme
GLOUCESTERSHIRE - A group of Muslim men released by authorities earlier this week were back in custody today after police received reports that the me...
Business
· Sep 30, 2026
· 55
Delta To Remove All Electrical Systems From Planes After Learning Elon's Teslas Run On Electricity
ATLANTA, GA - Delta executives announced this week that they would be removing all electrical systems from their airplanes after learning Elon Musk's ...
World
· Sep 29, 2026
· 70
Britain Apologizes For Disrupting Whatever It Was Nice Muslim Men Were Doing
LONDON - The British government issued an official public apology on Tuesday for interrupting whatever it was the nice Muslim men in unmarked vans wer...
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· Oct 1, 2026
· 39
Office Buzz: Props!
Here at The Babylon Bee we amass a significant number of props for various projects, some of which never see the light of day. And then we kind of jus...
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· Sep 30, 2026
· 206
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It's been a busy news week at The Babylon Bee, what with all the foiled terror attacks around the globe and Trump boasting that he changed the name of...
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· Sep 29, 2026
· 83
Did Scientists Find Noah's Ark?
Is this real or fakeslop? A research team is doing ground penetrating radar scans and core drilling to test samples at the Durupinar site in Turkey an...
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· Sep 28, 2026
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Stardate 43742.5: How Was Church?
It's Stardate 43742.5 and it is also a Monday, which means it's time to ask the question: How was church yesterday?
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