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· Nov 17, 2025
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New Dad-GPT Just Responds To All Queries With "OK"
SILICON VALLEY, CA - AI has become more lifelike than ever before, say advance users of OpenAI's new "Dad-GPT," which responds to all queries with a s...
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· Nov 17, 2025
· 45
Report: MAGA Now Divided Into 77,302,580 Distinct Factions
U.S. - New polling data suggests the MAGA movement has split into approximately 77,302,580 distinct factions.
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· Nov 16, 2025
· 108
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· Nov 15, 2025
· 81
In Devastating Blow, Newly Released Emails Reveal Trump Not Well-Liked By Pedophile
U.S. - In a huge blow to President Trump, newly released emails indicate that he was not well-liked by a pedophile.
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· Nov 16, 2025
· 71
Millions Convert To Christianity After Theologians Confirm There Is No Microsoft Teams In Heaven
WORLD - In an event the likes of which haven't been seen in decades, millions of people converted to Christianity after learning there is no Microsoft...
Theology
· Nov 17, 2025
· 78
Scholars Now Believe Number Of The Beast Is Actually 67
JERUSALEM - In a development which many see as an irrefutable sign of the impeding end times, biblical scholars and historians have reached a consens...
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· Nov 13, 2025
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· Nov 13, 2025
· 87
Tucker Carlson Builds Time Machine To Kill Baby Churchill
WOODSTOCK, ME - On a mission to set right the great wrongs perpetrated upon the world during World War II, controversial media personality Tucker Carl...
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· Nov 13, 2025
· 96
Scientific Algorithm Determines Most Oppressed Person In History Is Michelle Obama
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Church
· Nov 13, 2025
· 72
Children's Church Sermon Jam-Packed With Heresies
DALLAS, TX - The children's pastor of Flame Passion Born Again Friends Fellowship Church caught the community's attention after she gave an inspiring ...
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· Oct 31, 2025
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