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Fraud Suspicions Arise As Somali Team Wins 734th Gold Medal At Winter Olympics - Article image
Sports · Feb 12, 2026 · 38
Fraud Suspicions Arise As Somali Team Wins 734th Gold Medal At Winter Olympics

MILAN - Somalia's Olympic delegation raised eyebrows and suspicions of fraud this week after winning the country's 734th gold medal at the 2026 Milano...

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Church · Feb 12, 2026 · 39
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Scripture · Feb 12, 2026 · 31
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AUSTIN, TX - Humanity's voyage to Mars suffered a significant delay following an admission by SpaceX CEO Elon Musk that he just learned of a new updat...
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Scripture · Feb 12, 2026 · 31
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HEAVEN - In a shocking revelation that falls in line with a common suspicion online over the last year, several of the men who authored books of the B...

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