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· Dec 1, 2025
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· Dec 1, 2025
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· Nov 30, 2025
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Man Longs For Good Old Days When Black Friday Shopping Was Done In Person And Everyone Feared For Their Lives
BEAUMONT, TX - Local man Michael Strong looked wistfully out the window, longing for the good old days when Black Friday shopping was all in person an...
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· Nov 30, 2025
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'Oh Lord, Bless This Food To My Body,' Says Man Eating 6 Kinds Of Leftover Pie For Breakfast
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· Nov 30, 2025
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Sad: Man Who Missed Black Friday Forced To Buy TV For Same Price But Without Giant 'BLACK FRIDAY SALE' Tag
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· Nov 26, 2025
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· Nov 26, 2025
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Heaven Confirms People Who Prefer Ham At Thanksgiving Will Not Enter The Kingdom
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· Nov 24, 2025
· 65
Jesus Heals Demon-Possessed Man By Taking Away His Smartphone
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· Nov 25, 2025
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· Nov 26, 2025
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