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New Dad-GPT Just Responds To All Queries With "OK" - Article image
Tech · Nov 17, 2025 · 53
New Dad-GPT Just Responds To All Queries With "OK"

SILICON VALLEY, CA - AI has become more lifelike than ever before, say advance users of OpenAI's new "Dad-GPT," which responds to all queries with a s...

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WASHINGTON, D.C. - After suffering yet another head injury, Senator John Fetterman announced he was joining the Whig Party.

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MINNEAPOLIS, MN - Sources say local teenager Ben Jackson was really struggling to stay awake the day after only getting 14 hours of sleep.
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MORRISTOWN, NJ - Drug manufacturer Bayer announced this week that they are releasing their popular Flintstones vitamins with added Ozempic to help sli...

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