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Man Converts To 7th Day Adventism So He Can Watch NFL All Sunday Long - Article image
Faith Tips · Nov 9, 2025 · 41
Man Converts To 7th Day Adventism So He Can Watch NFL All Sunday Long

FRESNO, CA - Local man Dennis Townsend has converted to Seventh Day Adventism in order to spend all Sunday sitting on the couch watching NFL games.

Federal Judge Overturns Solomon’s Verdict; Baby To Be Cut In Two - Article image
Scripture · Nov 9, 2025 · 20
Federal Judge Overturns Solomon’s Verdict; Baby To Be Cut In Two

JERUSALEM - What had been hailed as one of the wisest decisions of all time was declared null and void today, as a federal judge overturned King Solom...

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Family · Nov 8, 2025 · 62
First Grader Anxiously Awaits Turn To Butcher ‘Für Elise’

GREENSBORO, NC - A local mother and father joined the crowd gathered for another round of musical recital performances on Saturday, as their son patie...
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PHOENIX, AZ - New York City Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani has officially been named this year's top U-Haul salesman, ending a record-breaking five-year s...

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Doing good works requires time, effort, and energy. Or does it? What if you could rack up some good works without even leaving your couch?

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Doing good works requires time, effort, and energy. Or does it? What if you could rack up some good works without even leaving your couch?
First Grader Anxiously Awaits Turn To Butcher ‘Für Elise’ - Article image
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GREENSBORO, NC - A local mother and father joined the crowd gathered for another round of musical recital performances on Saturday, as their son patie...

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NEW YORK, NY - In his first official act as mayor-elect, Zohran Mamdani moved the mayor's office under a children's hospital.
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Ladies, sometimes you just have to tell your husband a really long, meandering story involving people he doesn't really know doing things that don't p...
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DENVER, CO - Sad reports indicated that a work email sent to a local man on Friday morning did not, in fact, find him well.
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