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· Dec 22, 2025
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It goes without saying that Christians in America have it harder than anyone else, but the persecution always seems to get even worse during the Chris...
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· Dec 22, 2025
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Man Thought Adult Christmases Would Have A Lot More Surprise Cars With Giant Bows On Top
BLUFFTON, IN - Local man Mark Connors wouldn't describe himself as ungrateful so much as surprised to learn that, as an adult, Christmas didn't involv...
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· Dec 21, 2025
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Click Here To See All The Epstein Photos So Far That Don't Include Bill Clinton
The Babylon Bee has scoured through the thousands of pages of newly released Epstein documents to uncover all of the photos that don't include former ...
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· Dec 19, 2025
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Tucker Carlson Interrupts Speech For Evening Prayer To Mecca
PHOENIX, AZ - Attendees at Turning Point's AmFest 2025 event experienced an awkward moment last night, as Tucker Carlson interrupted his own speech fo...
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· Dec 21, 2025
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Texas Issues Annual Reminder Not To Shoot Santa
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· Dec 19, 2025
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7 Other Things Trump Is Naming After Himself
Donald Trump loves Donald Trump. And who can blame him? That's why it's super cool and not at all strange that the iconic Kennedy Center for the Perfo...
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· Dec 18, 2025
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It's all the rage these days - well-known villains getting the hero treatment with origin stories that show how misunderstood they've been all the tim...
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· Dec 16, 2025
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Groundbreaking New Study Finds Islamophobia May Be Partially Caused By Muslims Killing People All The Time
CAMBRIDGE - As the nations of the West continue to struggle with understanding how to deal with the spread of immigrants from Islamic countries, a gro...
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· Dec 17, 2025
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9 Booby Traps That Were Cut From 'Home Alone'
The holiday classic Home Alone featured some of the most iconic improvised booby traps in movie history, but did you know that the original script inc...
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· Dec 18, 2025
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To Show Solidarity With Trans Kids, Corey Booker To Get His Vagina Removed
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Ahead of a Senate vote on a bill to ban gender-transition surgeries for minors, Senator Corey Booker pledged his unwavering support...
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· Dec 19, 2025
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New Video - FBI Infiltrates Extremist Christian Meeting
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· Dec 18, 2025
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· Dec 11, 2025
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New Video! Trump Sings Christmas Classics
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· Dec 11, 2025
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