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· Nov 2, 2026
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Sad: Democrat Running Out Of Space To Put Her 'I Voted' Stickers
DALLAS, TX - Local Democrat Jeannie Donaldson has sadly begun to run low on clothing space to place more "I Voted" stickers.
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· Nov 2, 2026
· 20
D'oh! Referees Forget To Rig Game For Chiefs
DENVER, CO - In what experts described as a monumental gaffe for the National Football League, the crew of officials assigned to the Denver-Kansas Cit...
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· Nov 1, 2026
· 54
Scarecrow In Suit And Tie With 'D' Next To Name On Ballot Wins Governor's Race In California
SACRAMENTO, CA - After securing the letter "D" next to his name on the ballot, a Halloween decoration propped up against a front porch has won the gov...
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· Oct 30, 2026
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Amy Acton Stars In Powerful PSA Showing Dangers Of Alcohol
TOLEDO, OH - Ohio Democratic gubernatorial candidate Amy Acton has released a powerful public service announcement to show the dangers of binge drinki...
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· Oct 31, 2026
· 73
Gavin Newsom Says Democrats Would Never Intentionally Subvert Election Process And Also He's Legally Changed His Name To Donald J. Trump
SACRAMENTO, CA - California Governor Gavin Newsom came out in support of Alaska senate candidate Mary Peltola, saying Democrats would never intentiona...
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· Oct 30, 2026
· 55
Smoke Rises From Vatican Indicating Who Pope Voted For
VATICAN CITY - Blue smoke rose from the roof of the Sistine Chapel on Friday, signaling that Pope Leo XIV had voted for a third term for Illinois Gove...
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· Oct 29, 2026
· 46
Voter Turnout In Minnesota Expected To Be Over 130%
ST. PAUL, MN - Voter turnout for the Minnesota midterms is expected to exceed 130%, sources said.
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· Oct 28, 2026
· 67
9 Subtle Clues Your Wife Is Pregnant
Wondering if your wife is pregnant, but don't feel like you know how to ask? Here are are nine subtle clues you can look for to figure out if she is w...
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· Oct 29, 2026
· 52
DHS Agents Seize Ilhan Omar's Phone But Decide To Let Her Keep Pager
U.S. - Sources confirmed on Thursday that, following a raid on Rep. Ilhan Omar's home on October 12, DHS officials seized her mobile phone, but decide...
Celebs
· Oct 29, 2026
· 55
Beloved Headmaster For School Of Gifted Youngsters Dead At 86
WESTCHESTER, NY - Charles Xavier, the beloved headmaster of Xavier's School For Gifted Youngsters, died this afternoon. He was 86 years old.
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· Oct 30, 2026
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The Babylon Bee Weekly Roundup | October 30, 2026
The good Lord hath brought us to Friday, and that means it's once again time for The Babylon Bee's Weekly Roundup! Here are the biggest hits from the ...
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· Oct 29, 2026
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· Oct 27, 2026
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