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· Jan 19, 2026
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· Jan 19, 2026
· 10
Apple Introduces New IPhone For Your Other Hand
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Life · Jan 17, 2026
· 92
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World · Jan 17, 2026
· 71
Trump Holds Oval Office Summit With Prominent Muslim Leader
Politics · Jan 16, 2026
· 65
To Save Time, Journalists Now Only Reporting On Any Free Agents The Dodgers Did Not Sign
Sports · Jan 16, 2026
· 47
Trump Warns Minnesota If The Riots Don’t Stop He Will Start Posting In All-Caps
Politics · Jan 16, 2026
· 50
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· 71
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· Jan 17, 2026
· 83
7 Things To Say When Called On In Bible Class When You Weren’t Paying Attention
You were deeply lost in a daydream right in the middle of Bible class when - oh no! The professor is calling your name to answer a question about... s...
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· Jan 16, 2026
· 127
Minnesota Changes Official State Bird To Screaming Lesbian
MINNEAPOLIS, MN - Following recent developments stemming from political protests and clashes with the federal government across the state, Minnesota a...
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· Jan 18, 2026
· 77
Antifa Protests Violence By Viciously Beating Bystanders
MINNEAPOLIS, MN - Antifa has flooded the streets of Minneapolis to protest against violence by viciously beating innocent bystanders.
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· Jan 16, 2026
· 68
9 Easy Ways To Avoid Getting Attacked By Law Enforcement
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· Jan 15, 2026
· 104
Listen Up, Ladies! Here Are 8 Beauty Tips To Help You Attract A Hunky Conservative Dude
Every woman wants a hunky, conservative dude to marry. The hard part is knowing how to attract them.
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· Dec 15, 2021
· 173
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World
· Jan 15, 2026
· 65
NATO Begs U.S. For Emergency Funding So They Can Defend Greenland From U.S.
BRUSSELS - Amid the looming threat of a U.S. military takeover of Greenland, NATO requested emergency aid from the U.S. to help it defend Greenland fr...
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· Jan 14, 2026
· 88
Five-Year-Old Brought In To Explain Difference Between Boys And Girls To Supreme Court
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Supreme Court took a break from deliberations regarding individuals competing in sports designated for the opposite sex to brin...
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· 12
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· 55
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· 15
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· 70
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· 45
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