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· Nov 3, 2026
· 55
Babylon Bee Guide: What To Do If Your Side Loses The Election
We know Election Day can be stressful for everyone, even if it is just the midterms. That's why we're here to help you feel your feelings and express ...
Christian Living
· Nov 4, 2026
Heaven Confirms It Is Not A Sin To Skip Pages In Your Children's Bedtime Story
HEAVEN - In a major clarification that has sent waves of relief through exhausted households worldwide, heaven confirmed Thursday that skipping paragr...
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· Nov 2, 2026
· 107
We Asked 12 Californians Why They Keep Voting For Democrats
Californians have been voting blue for years and at some point you just have to ask yourself, "Why?" Our intrepid man on the street interviewed Califo...
Politics
· Nov 3, 2026
· 65
Idiot King Forgets To Cancel Election
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Boy, has King Trump got egg on his face this time. Seeing all of the people going to vote, he realized he forgot to cancel the elec...
Crime
· Nov 2, 2026
· 67
In Sure Sign Of Having Superior Argument, Liberal Commits Felony Assault
ANN ARBOR, MI - While in obvious possession of a superior argument and bearing full knowledge of the issues at hand, a liberal committed a felony assa...
Politics
· Nov 2, 2026
· 34
Bored Of Having A Good State, Texas Considers Voting Democrat
AUSTIN, TX - Bored of having a good state that people love, Texans have reportedly flocked to the polls in record numbers to try voting Democrat for a...
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Sports
· Nov 2, 2026
· 29
D'oh! Referees Forget To Rig Game For Chiefs
DENVER, CO - In what experts described as a monumental gaffe for the National Football League, the crew of officials assigned to the Denver-Kansas Cit...
Politics
· Nov 1, 2026
· 55
Scarecrow In Suit And Tie With 'D' Next To Name On Ballot Wins Governor's Race In California
SACRAMENTO, CA - After securing the letter "D" next to his name on the ballot, a Halloween decoration propped up against a front porch has won the gov...
Opinion
· Nov 2, 2026
· 52
Reminder: Republicans, It's Time To Start Bringing Down Cost Of Living Before Midterms Get Here
Attention, Republicans: This is your friendly reminder to start working to bring prices down before the midterm elections are upon us.
Politics
· Oct 30, 2026
· 95
Amy Acton Stars In Powerful PSA Showing Dangers Of Alcohol
TOLEDO, OH - Ohio Democratic gubernatorial candidate Amy Acton has released a powerful public service announcement to show the dangers of binge drinki...
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· Nov 3, 2026
· 34
The Babylon Bee's 2026 Election Coverage Roundup
The 2026 Midterm Elections are upon us, and voters around the nation are running to the polls to cast their ballots to either save or destroy America....
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· Nov 2, 2026
· 30
Winner Announcement For Kamala Photo Headline Challenge!
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· Oct 30, 2026
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The Babylon Bee Weekly Roundup | October 30, 2026
The good Lord hath brought us to Friday, and that means it's once again time for The Babylon Bee's Weekly Roundup! Here are the biggest hits from the ...
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· Oct 29, 2026
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The Significance Of The Importance Of Reminding Us Of Our Natural Nature! Photo Headline Challenge | October 29, 2026
Kamala Harris is out there talking about the importance of speaking to children and how there is something important about that. And significant. And ...
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