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· Aug 6, 2026
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Scientists Theorize Existence Of Movie Not Starring Zendaya
CAMBRIDGE, ENGLAND - A team of leading physicists at the University of Cambridge theorized the existence of a motion picture that does not feature act...
Life
· Aug 7, 2026
Man Unsure Whether Wife's Vanilla Honey Goat Butter Spread Is For Toast Or Face
DALLAS, TX - Local husband Mark Higgins stood frozen in his kitchen Thursday morning, staring blankly at a glass jar labeled "Vanilla Honey Goat Butte...
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· Aug 4, 2026
· 150
Tell Us What Kind Of Coffee Your Church Serves And We'll Tell You What Denomination You Are
All churches that truly love Jesus serve coffee, but did you know that you can actually tell what denomination a church is by what coffee it serves?
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· Aug 6, 2026
· 56
Senate Joins Rest Of Nation In Holding Fauci In Contempt
WASHINGTON, D.C. - A committee from the United States Senate announced today that they were finally joining the rest of the nation in holding Anthony ...
Politics
· Aug 5, 2026
· 64
Democrats Celebrate El-Sayed Victory By Firing AK-47s Into The Air
DETROIT, MI - Following the controversial candidate's primary win in last night's Michigan Senate primary, joyous Democrats celebrated Abdul Al-Sayed'...
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· Aug 6, 2026
· 69
Due To Depleted Missile Supply, 'Operation Epic Fury' Downgraded To 'Operation Mildly Aggressive Fury'
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Due to a reportedly depleted supply of ballistic missiles following months of bombardment, military officials confirmed this week t...
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· Aug 3, 2026
· 75
WNBA Coaches Stumped As To What The ‘W’ Stands For
INDIANAPOLIS, IN - Coaches across the WNBA spoke to members of the press this week and admitted that they had no idea what the "W" in WNBA stands for.
Scripture
· Aug 3, 2026
· 93
James Talarico Tells Us His 9 Favorite Bible Verses
You may think you know the Bible, but boy does Texas Senate candidate James Talarico have news for you. There are so many incredible truths hidden in ...
Family
· May 19, 2026
· 59
Study Reveals 90% Of Data Centers Just Storing Your Wife’s Pictures Of The Kids
OVERLAND PARK, KS - The need for the construction of massive data storage centers has been in the news again recently, with the results of a new study...
U.S.
· Aug 4, 2026
· 88
Government-Run Stores To Allow Anyone To Buy Groceries As Long As They Have Special Mark On Hand Or Forehead
NEW YORK, NY - Mayor Zohran Mamdani assured citizens today that a photo ID would not be needed to shop at government-run grocery stores, stating all t...
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· Jun 15, 2026
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Sunday is the best day of the week. The coffee tastes a little bit better when enjoyed with the people of the Lord. How was church for you yesterday? ...
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Farewell, Thomas Massie! Here Are 7 Of The Bee's Most Memorable Articles About Tom
As you may have heard, Thomas Massie has officially been defeated in Kentucky's GOP primary, heralding the end of his Congressional tenure. Massie has...
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