Joseph Hoping At Some Point To Have Dream That Doesn't Make Everyone Want To Kill Him - Article image
Scripture · Jun 18, 2026 · 25
Joseph Hoping At Some Point To Have Dream That Doesn't Make Everyone Want To Kill Him
CANAAN - The young son of a prominent family remained optimistic that he would someday have a dream that doesn't make everyone in his life want to kil...
McDonald's Brings Back Original Recipe Apple Pies With Cocaine In Them - Article image
Health · Jun 17, 2026 · 48
McDonald's Brings Back Original Recipe Apple Pies With Cocaine In Them
CHICAGO, IL - In a bid to capture vintage nostalgia, McDonald's has announced the return of its true, original-recipe apple pies. The company confirme...
World Leaders Line Up To Ask Trump To Bomb Their Countries For A While And Then Give Them A Few Hundred Billion - Article image
World · Jun 18, 2026 · 16
World Leaders Line Up To Ask Trump To Bomb Their Countries For A While And Then Give Them A Few Hundred Billion
WORLD - Global leaders rushed to sign up for Trump's incredible offer to have the U.S. bomb their country for a few weeks and then give them $300 bill...
Iran Wins $300 Billion Cash Prize For Placing Second In War
Iran Wins $300 Billion Cash Prize For Placing Second In War - Featured article image
World · Jun 18, 2026 · 34
TEHRAN - The leadership of the Islamic Republic of Iran was reportedly overjoyed to learn they had won a grand total of $300 billion for coming second...
Confused Biden Wanders Into G7 Summit - Article image
World · Jun 17, 2026 · 51
Confused Biden Wanders Into G7 Summit
EVIAN, FRANCE - Years after wandering away from a G7 summit, a confused former President Joe Biden was seen wandering back into the G7 meeting in Fran...