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· Nov 18, 2025
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Mom Needs You To Come Over And Fix Whatever She Did To The TV
U.S. - According to sources, your mom just called because she desperately needs to talk to you. She needs you to come over and fix whatever she did to...
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· Nov 18, 2025
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Megachurch Now Lets Congregants Set Pastor To 2x Preaching Speed
IRVINE, CA - In an attempt to draw in more members, New Hope Crosspointe Church introduced a new feature this past Sunday, allowing congregants to set...
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· Nov 17, 2025
· 104
Scholars Now Believe Number Of The Beast Is Actually 67
JERUSALEM - In a development which many see as an irrefutable sign of the impeding end times, biblical scholars and historians have reached a consens...
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· Nov 16, 2025
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You may think President Trump has little in common with Moses from the Old Testament, but you'd be wrong. The two are practically carbon copies of eac...
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· Nov 17, 2025
· 67
New Dad-GPT Just Responds To All Queries With "OK"
SILICON VALLEY, CA - AI has become more lifelike than ever before, say advance users of OpenAI's new "Dad-GPT," which responds to all queries with a s...
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· Nov 17, 2025
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After Latest Head Injury, Fetterman Announces He's Joining Whig Party
WASHINGTON, D.C. - After suffering yet another head injury, Senator John Fetterman announced he was joining the Whig Party.
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· Nov 15, 2025
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In Devastating Blow, Newly Released Emails Reveal Trump Not Well-Liked By Pedophile
U.S. - In a huge blow to President Trump, newly released emails indicate that he was not well-liked by a pedophile.
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· Nov 13, 2025
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The Ten Commandments have long been seen as the backbone of societal laws for thousands of years, but did you know that there were other commandments ...
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· Nov 14, 2025
· 89
Five Guys Now Offering 50-Year Burger Financing
ALEXANDRIA, VA - Inspired by the Trump White House's move toward 50-year mortgages, popular burger chain Five Guys announced it would be addressing th...
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· Nov 14, 2025
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Dodge Introduces New Truck Headlights That Blast Gamma Ray Bursts Into Your Eyeballs
AUBURN HILLS, MI - Truck manufacturer Dodge unveiled new headlights today that would come standard with new models and were designed specifically to b...
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New Video - Liberals vs. Conservatives Family Dinner Battle
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