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Mom Needs You To Come Over And Fix Whatever She Did To The TV - Article image
Life · Nov 18, 2025 · 67
Mom Needs You To Come Over And Fix Whatever She Did To The TV

U.S. - According to sources, your mom just called because she desperately needs to talk to you. She needs you to come over and fix whatever she did to...

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Church · Nov 18, 2025 · 31
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IRVINE, CA - In an attempt to draw in more members, New Hope Crosspointe Church introduced a new feature this past Sunday, allowing congregants to set...

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Christian Living · Nov 18, 2025 · 62
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Tech · Nov 18, 2025 · 32
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U.S. - Thanks to Tuesday's global Internet outage, tens of thousands of career-ending social media posts were thwarted.

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