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· Nov 13, 2026
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Amazon Driver Calls In Wellness Check On Your Wife After Not Delivering Package To Your House For 24 Hours
U.S. - Local Amazon driver Marcus Brooks reportedly called in a wellness check on your wife on Friday afternoon after not delivering any packages addr...
Politics
· Nov 13, 2026
· 31
Satan Once Again Favored To Emerge As Senate Majority Leader
WASHINGTON, D.C. - After a "blue wave" midterm election ushered in a 55-seat Democratic majority in the Senate, Satan once again emerged as the clear ...
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· Nov 11, 2026
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11 Things You Should Go Enjoy One Last Time Before The Dems Institute A Communist State
The end is officially near, as Democrats' midterm wins have swept them back into power, giving America - and indeed freedom itself - mere days left to...
Tech
· Nov 12, 2026
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National Productivity Skyrockets After Microsoft Teams Goes Down
U.S. - National productivity skyrocketed on Thursday after Microsoft Teams went down, affording millions of Americans the rare opportunity to actually...
World
· Nov 10, 2026
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Is Your Girlfriend Actually A Chinese Spy? Know The Signs
We've all been there, men. You're waiting in line outside GameStop, minding your own business, when a gorgeous Chinese woman walks up and asks you to ...
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· Nov 12, 2026
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9 Greatest Benefits Of Screen Time For Young Kids
Modern technology is great, especially when it comes to raising children. If there's something you want to go do, you can just plop the kid in front o...
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Politics
· Nov 12, 2026
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America Rules Out 2028 Nikki Haley Presidential Run
U.S. - The United States issued a collective announcement today that it had officially ruled out a Nikki Haley 2028 presidential run.
Politics
· Nov 11, 2026
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Republicans Announce Plan To Do Exact Same Thing And Expect Different Results
WASHINGTON, D.C. - With the midterm elections now over and the nation's capital preparing for the incoming Democratic control of the legislative branc...
Worldviews
· Nov 11, 2026
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Baby Relieved He Made It Out Of The Womb Before Democrats Won Midterms
OVERLAND PARK, KS - A local baby was relieved to have narrowly avoided life-threatening danger last month by making it out of his mother's womb before...
U.S.
· Nov 11, 2026
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Man Who Says He's Ready For Civil War Needs Wife's Permission To Go Golfing
BLOOMINGTON, MN - Local man Max Carter announced he is 100% ready for a civil war even though he needs his wife's permission to go golfing.
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· Nov 13, 2026
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The Babylon Bee Weekly Roundup | November 13, 2026
Happy Friday to all of you fine folks out there, and welcome to The Babylon Bee's Weekly Roundup! We're here to get you caught up on all of our bigges...
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· Nov 12, 2026
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Rise Of Conspiracy Theories Blamed On The Jews
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· Nov 11, 2026
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Happy Veterans Day - A Thank You From The Bee
Happy Veterans Day, Bee family!
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· Nov 10, 2026
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DC Releases Improved Cut Of 'Supergirl' Where They Just Removed The Whole Movie And Replaced It With 'The Princess Bride'
Here's an article we wrote up but held off on publishing since the news cycle had already moved on from 'Supergirl.' Here it is as a Bonus Article for...
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