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Check Out These Amazing Features On The New Trump-Class Battleship - Article image
U.S. · Dec 23, 2025 · 12
Check Out These Amazing Features On The New Trump-Class Battleship

President Trump announced an exciting new Trump-class battleship that will be the largest, fastest, and most powerful battleship fleet in the world.

Man Still Doesn't Quite Trust Anything Without Official Nintendo Seal Of Quality - Article image
Life · Dec 23, 2025 · 39
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RANCHO CUCAMONGA, CA - According to sources, local man Mark Hunter still doesn't quite trust any product that lacks the Official Nintendo Seal of Qual...

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Family · Dec 23, 2025 · 43
Disappointing: Thompson Submachine Gun-Shaped Box Turns Out To Be Socks

CLEVELAND, OH - While opening a present shaped like a Tommy gun, local father Fred Reinfeld was once again disappointed to discover it was only socks.
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - After the latest batch of Epstein files was released by the Department of Justice, it has become evident to everyone that Jeffrey E...

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Family · Dec 23, 2025
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SPEARVILLE, KS - By the time his family woke up Tuesday morning, it had become clear to everyone that family patriarch Josh Billings had already lived...
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Family · Dec 23, 2025 · 43
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CLEVELAND, OH - While opening a present shaped like a Tommy gun, local father Fred Reinfeld was once again disappointed to discover it was only socks.

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