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Church
· Oct 14, 2026
· 22
Youth Group Boy Doomed To Lifelong Singleness After Failing To Stack Chairs Correctly
SPRINGFIELD, MO - One young member of a local congregation found himself feeling despondent about his future, as the youth group boy was doomed to lif...
Politics
· Oct 14, 2026
· 14
Feds Inform Omar This All Could Have Been Legal If She Lived In Arkansas
WASHINGTON, D.C. - With the Minnesota congresswoman still under scrutiny for alleged immigration violations, federal investigators informed Ilhan Omar...
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Crime
· Oct 12, 2026
· 103
9 Things DHS Found In Raid Of Ilhan Omar’s House
Federal agents raided Congresswoman Ilhan Omar's home on Monday as part of an investigation into potential immigration fraud. According to highly plac...
Politics
· Oct 13, 2026
· 65
Democrats Warn Trump Of Dangerous Precedent Set By Law Enforcement Raiding Homes Of Political Opponents
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Following this week's DHS raid on Congresswoman Ilhan Omar's home, Democrats warned President Donald Trump that using law enforceme...
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· Oct 13, 2026
· 59
8 Little-Known Perks Of Becoming A Christian
If you're considering becoming Christian, you've probably heard all of the big, flashy benefits, such as being cleansed of your sins and welcomed into...
U.S.
· Oct 12, 2026
· 64
Trump Tells Liberals Uncomfortable With Public Execution To Just Imagine It's A Healthcare CEO
WASHINGTON, D.C. - As public debate continued over the scheduled live-streaming of terrorist Nidal Hasan's death by firing squad, President Donald Tru...
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Sports
· Oct 12, 2026
· 46
Man Heads To Golf Course For Relaxing Afternoon Cursing Himself And The Day He Was Born
COLLEGE STATION, TX - Off work for Columbus Day, local man Clay Taylor headed out to the golf course for a relaxing afternoon cursing himself and the ...
Politics
· Oct 12, 2026
· 52
Mamdani Says ICE Agents Who Cross Border Into New York City Without Permission Will Be Prosecuted
NEW YORK, NY - The mayor's office announced on Monday that any ICE agents who cross the border into the city without permission would be prosecuted to...
Politics
· Oct 9, 2026
· 138
10 Best Reasons To Vote For Democrats In The Midterms
The midterms are less than a month away, so it's important for you to understand who you're voting for and why. You may think that voting for Republic...
Theology
· Oct 12, 2026
· 47
Theologians Say Minas Tirith LEGO Set Proves God Loves Us And Wants To Give Us Good Things
U.S. - Theologians from across the country signed onto a joint paper arguing that the existence of the Minas Tirith LEGO set proves beyond all doubt t...
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· Oct 14, 2026
· 9
More Rejected Headlines That Were Cast Into The Fires Of Mount Doom
A well-crafted Babylon Bee headline can be powerful; a kernel of truth wrapped up in pithy humor that can be wielded for good against lies of the evil...
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· Oct 13, 2026
· 62
Open Discussion Thread: Livestreaming The Execution
The Babylon Bee reported the latest breaking news about the upcoming America 250 Execution Spectacular:
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· Oct 12, 2026
· 61
Snopes Saves The Day By Fact Checking Satire From The Bee Again
It's not easy for the humorless to discern real news from fake news. That's when they turn to reliable outlets like Snopes to tell them the difference...
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· Oct 12, 2026
· 51
How Was Church? Building Your House On The Rock Edition
Hurricane Rachel is affecting parts of Southern California, with one particular stretch of homes built on a sandpit peninsula in Long Beach being hit ...
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