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· Jan 5, 2026
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Liberals Quickly Change 'No Kings' Signs To Read 'Yes Kings' In Support Of Maduro
U.S. - Liberal protesters have taken to the streets to protest the U.S. government's arrest of Nicolás Maduro by quickly switching their "NO KINGS" s...
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· Jan 5, 2026
· 37
Thoughtful Husband Purposely Does Numerous Things Wrong Because He Knows How Much His Wife Loves Nagging
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· 46
Aides Tell Disappointed Trump That Maduro And Mamdani Are Different People
Politics · Jan 3, 2026
· 61
Classic: Trump Has Delta Force Operators Tell Maduro ‘You’re Fired’
World · Jan 3, 2026
· 56
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· 115
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· Jan 3, 2026
· 116
Democrats Confused Why Venezuelans Cheering Downfall Of Nice, Warm Collectivism
U.S. - Bewildered Democrats watched in utter confusion today as Venezuelans cheered the downfall of warm, cozy collectivism.
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· Jan 4, 2026
· 54
British Ask If Trump Can Please Do That Same Thing With Keir Starmer
LONDON, UK - In the wake of the swift capture and extradition of Venezuelan dictator Nicolas Maduro, millions of ordinary British citizens have asked ...
Politics
· Jan 5, 2026
· 49
Trump Leads SEAL Team To Capture Rogue Dictator Gavin Newsom
SACRAMENTO, CA - Only days after the toppling of the Maduro regime in Venezuela, news broke Monday morning that President Donald Trump had led a Navy ...
Politics
· Jan 2, 2026
· 131
Sad: Ilhan Omar Tells Brother It's Time They Start Seeing Other Siblings
MINNEAPOLIS, MN - According to sources, Congresswoman Ilhan Omar gently broke the news to her brother, Ahmed Nur Said Elmi, that it was time for them ...
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· Dec 30, 2025
· 72
Exclusive: The Babylon Bee Has Obtained A Copy Of Trump‘s New Year’s Resolutions
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· Dec 15, 2021
· 170
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First off, congratulations on raising a child already versed in progressive ideals! Your Christmas holiday is sure to be filled with joy, laughter, fe...
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· Dec 31, 2025
· 137
Is This Minnesota Daycare Actually A Fake Somali Front? Know The Signs
Before you sign your kids up for a daycare in Minnesota, it's always important to first check if it's a Somali front for defrauding the government. He...
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· Dec 31, 2025
· 128
‘Conservatives Want Women In Handmaid’s Tale Outfits,’ Declares Liberal Wearing Hijab
MINNEAPOLIS, MN - Democratic Lieutenant Governor Peggy Flanagan donned a full hijab for a press conference where she warned that conservatives want to...
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