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· Oct 2, 2026
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Man Prays Wife's Fever Breaks Before It's Time To Make Dinner
HOUSTON, TX - Local man Chip Wilson spent time in fervent prayer today in hopes that his wife's fever would break before it was time to make dinner th...
Scripture
· Oct 2, 2026
· 41
Guys Lowering Paralyzed Friend Through Roof Figure They Could Probably Just Drop Him
CAPERNAUM - After struggling to carefully lower their friend through the roof on his mat, the companions of the paralytic man figured it would probabl...
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· Sep 30, 2026
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Here's How 'The New York Times' Reported 9 Historic Attacks
The New York Times is a staple of the American newspaper industry, which is impressive considering it has a reputation for not reporting news. Its rec...
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· Oct 1, 2026
· 40
The 10 Best Things A Man Can Say To His Pregnant Wife
It can be hard to know what to say to a pregnant lady, especially when you're the man she's depending on for love and support. Fear not, gentlemen.
Crime
· Oct 1, 2026
· 61
Death Row Inmates Across The Country Put In Requests For All-Female Execution Teams
U.S. - Death row inmates all across the United States reportedly placed urgent requests to have their executions performed by all-female teams.
World
· Sep 30, 2026
· 45
FlyDubai Hijacker Lands New Job At British Airways
HARMONDSWORTH - Following the harrowing ordeal aboard flight FZ 1073 to Tel Aviv, in which he was subdued by passengers while attempting a violent ter...
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· Sep 28, 2026
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Click Here To See The List Of Celebrities Who Have Condemned Iran For Sentencing Women To Public Beatings For Uncovering Their Faces
We are blessed to live in a world where movie stars, musicians, and celebrities of all stripes care so deeply about the oppressed people of the Middle...
World
· Sep 30, 2026
· 58
UK Terror Suspects Back In Custody After Sharing Meme
GLOUCESTERSHIRE - A group of Muslim men released by authorities earlier this week were back in custody today after police received reports that the me...
Business
· Sep 30, 2026
· 55
Delta To Remove All Electrical Systems From Planes After Learning Elon's Teslas Run On Electricity
ATLANTA, GA - Delta executives announced this week that they would be removing all electrical systems from their airplanes after learning Elon Musk's ...
World
· Sep 29, 2026
· 70
Britain Apologizes For Disrupting Whatever It Was Nice Muslim Men Were Doing
LONDON - The British government issued an official public apology on Tuesday for interrupting whatever it was the nice Muslim men in unmarked vans wer...
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· Oct 2, 2026
The Babylon Bee Weekly Roundup | Friday, October 2, 2026
It's Friday and that means it is time for The Babylon Bee's Weekly Roundup! We're here to catch you up on the biggest stories of the past week as repo...
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· Oct 1, 2026
· 39
Office Buzz: Props!
Here at The Babylon Bee we amass a significant number of props for various projects, some of which never see the light of day. And then we kind of jus...
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· Sep 30, 2026
· 206
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It's been a busy news week at The Babylon Bee, what with all the foiled terror attacks around the globe and Trump boasting that he changed the name of...
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· Sep 29, 2026
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Did Scientists Find Noah's Ark?
Is this real or fakeslop? A research team is doing ground penetrating radar scans and core drilling to test samples at the Durupinar site in Turkey an...
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