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Platner Smooths Things Over With Democrats By Covering Nazi Tattoo With Hammer & Sickle - Article image
Politics · May 23, 2026 · 40
Platner Smooths Things Over With Democrats By Covering Nazi Tattoo With Hammer & Sickle

BANGOR, ME - Democratic Senate candidate Graham Platner has smoothed things over with supporters by covering up his Nazi death squad tattoo with a new...

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Getting a little tired of youth pastors teaching the Parable of the Talents and then asking you to go stack some chairs? Consider telling everyone you...

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World · May 24, 2026 · 40
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News broke this morning that the United States and Iran have agreed to the framework of a peace deal, and our investigative team here at The Babylon B...
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U.S. - After yet another failed assassination attempt against President Trump yesterday, the national media has agreed to just start reporting when Tr...

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Total Chaos As White Church Choir Tries To Sing African Spiritual

FRISCO, TX - Chaos descended on Christ Methodist of Frisco as the all-white choir attempted to sing an African spiritual.

Church · May 24, 2026 · 42
Total Chaos As White Church Choir Tries To Sing African Spiritual

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FRISCO, TX - Chaos descended on Christ Methodist of Frisco as the all-white choir attempted to sing an African spiritual.
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News broke this morning that the United States and Iran have agreed to the framework of a peace deal, and our investigative team here at The Babylon B...

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