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· Aug 28, 2026
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Arte Moreno Finally Arrested For Gross Negligence Of The Los Angeles Angels
ANAHEIM, CA - The Los Angeles area of Anaheim breathed a collective sigh of relief today after authorities finally arrested owner Arte Moreno for his ...
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· Aug 28, 2026
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Man Will Continue Listening To Wife's Story About House Being On Fire Just As Soon As This Helicopter Passes
ONTARIO, CA - Local man Nathan Williams reportedly told his wife he'd be happy to hear more about their house being on fire just as soon as a helicopt...
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· Aug 27, 2026
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Here Are The 12 Toughest Trials That God Has Allowed American Christians To Face
The Book of James tells us to count it all joy when we face trials, but it's not so easy when faced with the worst the world has to throw at you. Gird...
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· Aug 25, 2026
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7 Other Costumes Target Was Forced To Pull Due To Racist Connotations
Retail giant Target came under fire this week for selling a "Blacklight Circus Clown Halloween Costume," which essentially amounted to a kid in blackf...
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· Aug 27, 2026
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Grim Reaper Spins 'Wheel Of Death' To See Which Person He Will Take Next
THE UNDERWORLD - The Grim Reaper was reportedly seen preparing to use his "Wheel of Death" to see which person to visit next.
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· Aug 27, 2026
· 65
Trump Says Grocery Bills Should Drop After He Renames A Few More Things 'America'
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Donald Trump assured the nation that the cost of groceries should drop just as soon as he renames a few more things "Amer...
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· Aug 26, 2026
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Girl Scouts To Award Muslim Badge To Any Girl Who Gets Married Before Age 8
U.S. - The Girl Scouts of America, in cooperation with the Islamic Center of America in Dearborn, MI, unveiled a new Muslim badge girls could earn by ...
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· Aug 27, 2026
· 58
Democrats Distance Themselves From Hasan Piker After Realizing He's Wearing A Suicide Vest
U.S. - Democratic politicians began distancing themselves from podcaster and campaign surrogate Hasan Piker after realizing that Piker was wearing a s...
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· Aug 26, 2026
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Hasan Piker Says Anyone Trying To Twist His Words As Antisemitic Is A Dirty Lying Jew
WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA - One of the nation's loudest progressive voices issued a strong defense on his own behalf this week, as commentator Hasan Piker sa...
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· Aug 26, 2026
· 78
El-Sayed: Beheading Infidel With A Machete No Different Than A Haircut
LANSING, MI - During a live interview on Fox News, Democratic Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed forcefully defended the beheading of infidels, explainin...
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Introducing the Beyond Parody Podcast
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