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Trump Replaces Pam Bondi With Broom In Blonde Wig - Article image
Politics · Feb 17, 2026 · 46
Trump Replaces Pam Bondi With Broom In Blonde Wig

WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a long-rumored shake-up at a high-level position in his administration, President Donald Trump announced that he had replaced At...

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Family · Feb 17, 2026 · 52
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STOCKTON, CA - According to sources, local wife Gillian Franks went to her husband to ask for his opinion on a minor decision so she would understand ...
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MUNICH - In a bold declaration against colonial imperialism, U.S. Congresswoman Alexandro Ocasio-Cortez spoke out this week to condemn Spain for steal...

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Politics · Feb 17, 2026 · 45
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BETHESDA, MD - A significant victory was notched by the current administration today, as Japan agreed to a trade deal after President Donald Trump suc...

Politics · Feb 17, 2026 · 45
Japan Agrees To Trade Deal After Trump Catches Five Shrimp In A Row In His Mouth During Lunch

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BETHESDA, MD - A significant victory was notched by the current administration today, as Japan agreed to a trade deal after President Donald Trump suc...
Wife Asks For Husband's Opinion So She Can Choose The Opposite Of Whatever He Says - Article image
Family · Feb 17, 2026 · 52
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