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After Antifa Designated A Terrorist Organization, Trump Orders Drone Strikes On Portland - Article image
U.S. · Sep 18, 2025 · 21
After Antifa Designated A Terrorist Organization, Trump Orders Drone Strikes On Portland

PORTLAND, OR - In an unprecedented move, President Trump authorized a drone strike on Portland after designating Antifa a terrorist organization.

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Life · Sep 18, 2025 · 43
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U.S. - In some exciting news for your hometown, multiple studies have determined that the little diner you love down the road is the best breakfast pl...

Dan Brown Releases New Novel Where The Shroud Of Turin Contains A Hidden Code That Explains How To Do The Cracker Barrel Peg Game - Article image
Entertainment · Sep 18, 2025 · 27
Dan Brown Releases New Novel Where The Shroud Of Turin Contains A Hidden Code That Explains How To Do The Cracker Barrel Peg Game

U.S. - International bestselling author Dan Brown is inviting readers on another exciting Robert Langdon adventure in which the Shroud of Turin contai...
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LOS ANGELES, CA - Democrats gathered together outside the El Capitan Theatre on Hollywood Boulevard, bearing candles and saying silent prayers on beha...

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Dan Brown Releases New Novel Where The Shroud Of Turin Contains A Hidden Code That Explains How To Do The Cracker Barrel Peg Game - Article image
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As the investigation into Charlie Kirk's assassin continues, debate has raged in the public square about which ideology the killer followed.
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Listen up, men. It's time to put the ways of misogyny behind you and stop calling your wife outdated, sexist terms like "beautiful." Instead, try any ...
'This Is A Both Sides Issue,' Says Side That Assassinated Charlie Kirk, Shot President Trump, Tried To Assassinate Kavanaugh, Tried To Assassinate Trump Again, Murdered Schoolkids In Minnesota, Shot Steve Scalise, Firebombed Governor Shapiro (cont'd) - Article image
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'This Is A Both Sides Issue,' Says Side That Assassinated Charlie Kirk, Shot President Trump, Tried To Assassinate Kavanaugh, Tried To Assassinate Trump Again, Murdered Schoolkids In Minnesota, Shot Steve Scalise, Firebombed Governor Shapiro (cont'd)

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Media · Sep 17, 2025 · 88
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We are disgusted to learn that Disney has pulled Jimmy Kimmel's show off the air simply for him being a MAGA Republican.No one has stood for MAGA more...

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