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· Sep 14, 2026
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Trump Vows To Send Every American One Million Dollars To Combat Inflation
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Donald Trump announced a new plan today to combat inflation by sending every American one million dollars.
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· 64
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PANHANDLE, TX - Though glad to know from Scripture that the prayers of a righteous man availeth much, local man Josh Peterson wondered what exactly th...
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· Sep 11, 2026
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Mamdani Lays Wreath At Tomb Of The Unknown Hijacker
NEW YORK, NY - In a somber ceremony Friday morning, Mayor Zohram Mamdani laid a wreath at the Tomb of the Unknown Hijacker in remembrance of the 25th ...
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· Sep 11, 2026
· 68
Nation Forgot
NEW YORK, NY - Twenty-five years after Americans from all walks of life had pledged to "Never Forget" the horrific terrorist attacks of September 11, ...
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· Sep 11, 2026
· 76
White Women Argue Black Men Should Only Have Three-Fifths Of A Jury Vote
U.S. - As the aftermath of the Lindsay Clancy mistrial continued to reverberate across the country, one member of the jury confirmed that white women ...
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· Sep 10, 2026
· 72
Trump Pledges That If Voters Defeat Socialism In November, They Will Each Get An Equal Redistribution Of Wealth From The Government
DALLAS, TX - In his keynote speech at the 2026 RNC Midterm Convention, President Donald Trump pledged that if voters defeat socialism in November, the...
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· Sep 9, 2026
· 97
The Babylon Bee Interviews The Lindsay Clancy Jury
With millions of Americans struggling to understand how the Lindsay Clancy jury came within a hair's breadth of finding the self-confessed murderer "n...
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· Sep 10, 2026
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9 Ways ‘The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time’ Points Us To Christ
It's no secret that ever since its inception, The Legend of Zelda franchise has been Christ-coded, with its Christian hero Link going forth to save th...
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· Sep 9, 2026
· 75
'Oh, Your Intelligent Creations Are Trying To Kill You? That's Interesting,' Says Jesus
PALO ALTO, CA - As tech giants continue to bicker back and forth about the dangers of A.I. becoming powerful enough to kill all humanity, Silicon Vall...
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· Sep 10, 2026
· 67
Mamdani: Women Attending 9/11 Memorial Will Be Required To Wear Hijab
NEW YORK, NY - Mayor Zohran Mamdani announced this week that all women attending tomorrow's 9/11 memorial will be required to wear a hijab.
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