Saint Peter Gently Asks Chuck Norris To Stop Roundhouse Kicking The Cherubim - Article image
Christian Living · Mar 21, 2026 · 34
Saint Peter Gently Asks Chuck Norris To Stop Roundhouse Kicking The Cherubim
HEAVEN - After several incidents over the course of his first day in paradise, Chuck Norris was pulled aside by Saint Peter and gently asked to please...
Man Smokes Cigar In Desperate Hope To Feel Sick And Become Unattractive To Wife - Article image
Family · Mar 21, 2026 · 46
Man Smokes Cigar In Desperate Hope To Feel Sick And Become Unattractive To Wife
HOUSTON, TX - Local man Matthew Coggins lit up a cigar this afternoon in a bid to feel terribly nauseous while simultaneously causing his wife to find...
After Jesus Bestows Nicknames ‘The Rock’ And ‘Sons Of Thunder’, Apostle James Bummed To Get Stuck With ‘The Lesser’ - Article image
Scripture · Mar 22, 2026 · 20
After Jesus Bestows Nicknames ‘The Rock’ And ‘Sons Of Thunder’, Apostle James Bummed To Get Stuck With ‘The Lesser’
JUDEA - With his fellow apostle scoring nicknames from Jesus like "The Rock" and "Sons of Thunder", the Apostle James admitted to feeling a tad bit di...
France Explains They Can't Help Open Strait Of Hormuz As They Already Sent All 15 Of Their Soldiers To Defend Greenland
France Explains They Can't Help Open Strait Of Hormuz As They Already Sent All 15 Of Their Soldiers To Defend Greenland - Featured article image
World · Mar 21, 2026 · 80
PARIS - French President Emmanuel Macron explained today that the French Army simply could not help open the Strait of Hormuz as all fifteen of its so...
10 Ways To Honor Chuck Norris - Article image
Entertainment · Mar 20, 2026 · 92
10 Ways To Honor Chuck Norris
Action hero and martial arts master Chuck Norris has departed from this world to fight supernatural forces in the place beyond space. As we look back ...