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· Nov 26, 2025
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Indians Politely Decline Taste Of Pilgrims' World-Famous Homemade Smallpox Casserole
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· Nov 24, 2025
· 64
Jesus Heals Demon-Possessed Man By Taking Away His Smartphone
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· Nov 25, 2025
· 96
Chicago Judge Hoping 23rd Time Is The Charm For Rehabilitating Violent Criminal
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· Nov 25, 2025
· 76
Experts Say AI Could Replace The Jobs Of Not Only Humans, But Also Lawyers
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· Nov 25, 2025
· 63
Man Torn Between Learning New Board Game And Getting PhD In Quantum Physics
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· Nov 24, 2025
· 70
Chicago Kicks Off Holiday Season By Unveiling Festive Red And Green Crime-Scene Tape
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· Nov 24, 2025
· 80
Trump To Execute All Turkeys Pardoned By Biden's Autopen
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· Nov 24, 2025
· 53
Woman Brings Home World’s Most Effective, Adorable Alarm Clock
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· Nov 24, 2025
· 62
Suspicions Raised As Wormtongue's X Account Reveals He's Based In Isengard
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· Nov 26, 2025
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· Nov 25, 2025
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· Nov 24, 2025
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