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· Apr 1, 2026
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· Apr 1, 2026
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CB Bucknor Calls Entire Game Without Once Looking Up From His Newspaper
HOUSTON, TX - Major League Baseball history was made today, as longtime umpire CB Bucknor called the entire game from behind home plate without once l...
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· 54
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· 54
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· 67
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· Mar 30, 2026
· 153
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· Mar 31, 2026
· 65
KBJ: 'How Can A Law Be Unconstitutional If I Like It?'
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· Mar 28, 2026
· 73
Black Half Of Tiger Woods Tased By Cops After Asian Half Crashes Car
JUPITER, FL - The black half of professional golfer Tiger Woods was tased by police at the scene where the Asian half of Tiger Woods had wrecked his c...
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· Mar 30, 2026
· 70
Atheist Has Killer New Argument Sure To Destroy Christianity — UPDATE: It Was Answered Over A Thousand Years Ago
CHICAGO, IL - Atheist Greg Hickman announced on Monday that he had devised a killer new argument that was sure to destroy Christianity.
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· Mar 29, 2026
· 87
Pope Leo Explains God Does Not Listen To People Who Wage War So Long As You Don’t Count Moses, David, Joshua, Elijah, Saul, Gideon, Samson, Or Anyone Else In Bible
VATICAN CITY - Pope Leo boldly proclaimed today that God does not listen to the prayers of those who wage war, so long as you don't count King David, ...
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· Dec 15, 2021
· 174
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· Mar 30, 2026
· 56
Cruel, Heartless Wife Goes On Fun Girls’ Weekend Leaving Poor Husband All Alone And Lonely And Helpless
TOLEDO, OH - Local wife Aubrey Jackson reportedly left the house for 72 hours on a girls' weekend, cruelly abandoning her lonely, helpless husband.
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· Mar 29, 2026
· 43
Every Inning Of Baseball Game Aired On Different Streaming Service
U.S. - In a new milestone for Major League Baseball, every single inning of a game was aired on a different streaming platform.
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