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· May 11, 2026
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BREAKING: Democrats Prepare Petard to Destroy Trump and Republicans; UPDATE: They Themselves Have Been Hoisted By Said Petard
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a most cunning stratagem, Democratic lawmakers didst this morn unveil a petard of monstrous proportions, which they had labored ...
Tech
· May 8, 2026
· 79
Blasphemous Bible App Claims To Have Update For King James Version
U.S. - A Bible application for mobile devices was blacklisted by members of several evangelical denominations after its developer claimed to release a...
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· May 8, 2026
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'I Am Your Father,' Reveals Trump To Horrified Mark Hamill
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Donald Trump called an impromptu press conference in front of the White House this week to deliver a life-changing message to actor...
U.S.
· May 8, 2026
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10 Shocking Revelations From The Declassified UFO Files
In a long-anticipated move, the U.S. government finally released a trove of previously classified files about UFOs and the search for extraterrestrial...
World
· May 9, 2026
· 59
Oil Tanker Slips Anonymously Through Strait Of Hormuz By Adding Fake Nose And Mustache
MIDDLE EAST - An oil tanker has managed to slip through the Strait of Hormuz completely undetected after donning a giant fake nose and mustache.
Politics
· May 8, 2026
· 82
Virginia Considering New Measure That Just Makes It Illegal For Republicans To Vote
RICHMOND, VA - In the wake of the Virginia Supreme Court striking down the commonwealth's redrawn voting map, Democrats proposed a new measure that ju...
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· May 7, 2026
· 80
Weird: Epstein Suicide Note Printed On Hillary Clinton's Personal Stationery
U.S. - A federal judge ordered the release of Jeffrey Epstein's purported suicide note, which oddly appears to have been written on Hillary Clinton's ...
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· Dec 15, 2021
· 178
10 Christmas Gift Ideas For Your Leftist Child
First off, congratulations on raising a child already versed in progressive ideals! Your Christmas holiday is sure to be filled with joy, laughter, fe...
Health
· May 7, 2026
· 43
Dr. Fauci Reports Amazing Results In Gain-Of-Function Research At New Cruise Ship Laboratory
CANARY ISLANDS - Dr. Anthony Fauci announced today that he has achieved a remarkable breakthrough in gain-of-function research at his mobile laborator...
Culture
· May 6, 2026
· 54
We Asked 100 Women The Most Attractive Quality In A Man And They All Agreed It's Painting Tiny Warhammer Figures
What a culture finds appealing in the opposite sex can evolve over time. So we polled 100 different women to see what they considered the most attract...
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· May 5, 2026
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Photo Caption Challenge Winner: Trump And The Bees Edition
Last week, we put out the challenge to our intrepid subscribers to caption this glorious photo of Trump with a bee. After sifting through the stack of...
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· Apr 28, 2026
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Photo Caption Challenge: Trump And The Bees
Trump created quite a scene today when he showed off the beehive from the White House South Lawn to the visiting king of England. Write your best capt...
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· Mar 12, 2026
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New On Bee Minus! The Buzz #041: The Matter With Muslims
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· Mar 12, 2026
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New Video - Which One Is A Terrorist? | Unconscious Bias Test
Do you think you can guess the terrorist in this thumbnail? If so, you are a racist. Unconscious bias is a type of systematically deeply integrated so...
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