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· Oct 10, 2026
· 91
Lot Wins Halloween Couples Costume Contest Dressed As Pepper Shaker
THE PLAIN OF JORDAN - Lot won first prize in a local Halloween couples costume contest this weekend after dressing up as a pepper shaker.
Lifestyle
· Oct 12, 2026
· 25
Local Man Somehow Trains For Marathon Without Posting About It Every Day On Facebook
BOUNTIFUL, UT - A local runner made history Tuesday by completing a 26.2-mile marathon without ever posting a single update about his training schedul...
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· Oct 10, 2026
· 68
Plastic Bag That Blew Into Modern Art Museum Sells For $10 Million
CHICAGO, IL - A plastic shopping bag that accidentally blew inside the Chicago Museum of Modern Art sold at auction for $10 million.
Politics
· Oct 9, 2026
· 56
Mamdani Struggling To Find That Perfect Work-Terrorism Balance
NEW YORK, NY - Mayor Zoran Mamdani's demeanor suffered in recent days, according to observers, as he struggled to find that perfect work-terrorism bal...
Entertainment
· Oct 9, 2026
· 67
Pentagon Confirms Hasan Execution To Be Hosted By Ryan Seacrest
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Pentagon confirmed on Friday that domestic terrorist Nidal Hasan would be publicly executed in a spectacular event hosted by Ry...
Politics
· Oct 9, 2026
· 79
Democrat Strategists Remove James Talarico From Campaign Trail To Hide The Fact That He's James Talarico
AUSTIN, TX - Senate candidate James Talarico suddenly disappeared from the campaign trail last week after Democratic strategists realized that he is J...
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U.S.
· Oct 8, 2026
· 50
Experts Fear Terrorist Activity In Minneapolis Could Spread To America Next
U.S. - After a terrorist attack on the Mall of America was narrowly thwarted yesterday, experts warned that terrorist activity could spread beyond Min...
World
· Oct 8, 2026
· 63
French Frantically Search Rioting Mob For Someone To Surrender To
PARIS - French leaders came up empty-handed on Thursday after spending several days searching for someone in the rioting mob to surrender to.
Family
· Oct 8, 2026
· 49
HomeGoods Now Selling Signs That Read 'Live, Laugh, Strangle Your Kids If You're Sad, Love'
FRAMINGHAM, MA - In a surprising twist on a popular home décor motif, the home furnishing retail chain HomeGoods was now selling signs that read, "Liv...
World
· Oct 6, 2026
· 121
Palestinians Finally Granted Own Country
PARIS - At long last, the Palestinian people finally have a land to truly call their own.
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· Oct 9, 2026
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The Babylon Bee Weekly Roundup | October 9, 2026
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· Oct 5, 2026
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How Was Church? Ladder Edition
It's Monday, and you know what that means! The almost obligatory "How Was Church?" post. How was your Lord's Day service? Did your pastor use any ladd...
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