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· Nov 4, 2026
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Exit Polls Confirm Dems Won Midterms Due To Not Enough Lakes Being Renamed ‘America’
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Americans overwhelmingly voted blue on Election Day in a clear rebuke of Trump's inability to name more lakes after the United Stat...
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· Nov 4, 2026
· 16
Democrats Not Sure What To Do Now With All These Fake Ballots
U.S. - Fresh off a wave of overwhelming victories in Tuesday's midterm elections, Democrats were reportedly not sure what they were supposed to do now...
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· Nov 2, 2026
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We Asked 12 Californians Why They Keep Voting For Democrats
Californians have been voting blue for years and at some point you just have to ask yourself, "Why?" Our intrepid man on the street interviewed Califo...
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· Nov 3, 2026
· 65
Idiot King Forgets To Cancel Election
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Boy, has King Trump got egg on his face this time. Seeing all of the people going to vote, he realized he forgot to cancel the elec...
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· Nov 3, 2026
· 55
Babylon Bee Guide: What To Do If Your Side Loses The Election
We know Election Day can be stressful for everyone, even if it is just the midterms. That's why we're here to help you feel your feelings and express ...
Crime
· Nov 2, 2026
· 67
In Sure Sign Of Having Superior Argument, Liberal Commits Felony Assault
ANN ARBOR, MI - While in obvious possession of a superior argument and bearing full knowledge of the issues at hand, a liberal committed a felony assa...
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· Nov 2, 2026
· 34
Bored Of Having A Good State, Texas Considers Voting Democrat
AUSTIN, TX - Bored of having a good state that people love, Texans have reportedly flocked to the polls in record numbers to try voting Democrat for a...
Sports
· Nov 2, 2026
· 29
D'oh! Referees Forget To Rig Game For Chiefs
DENVER, CO - In what experts described as a monumental gaffe for the National Football League, the crew of officials assigned to the Denver-Kansas Cit...
Politics
· Nov 2, 2026
· 59
Sad: Democrat Running Out Of Space To Put Her 'I Voted' Stickers
DALLAS, TX - Local Democrat Jeannie Donaldson has sadly begun to run low on clothing space to place more "I Voted" stickers.
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· Nov 1, 2026
· 55
Scarecrow In Suit And Tie With 'D' Next To Name On Ballot Wins Governor's Race In California
SACRAMENTO, CA - After securing the letter "D" next to his name on the ballot, a Halloween decoration propped up against a front porch has won the gov...
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· Nov 3, 2026
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The Babylon Bee's 2026 Election Coverage Roundup
The 2026 Midterm Elections are upon us, and voters around the nation are running to the polls to cast their ballots to either save or destroy America....
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· Nov 2, 2026
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The Babylon Bee Weekly Roundup | October 30, 2026
The good Lord hath brought us to Friday, and that means it's once again time for The Babylon Bee's Weekly Roundup! Here are the biggest hits from the ...
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The Significance Of The Importance Of Reminding Us Of Our Natural Nature! Photo Headline Challenge | October 29, 2026
Kamala Harris is out there talking about the importance of speaking to children and how there is something important about that. And significant. And ...
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