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Shoe Manufacturers Rush To Design New Nickel Loafers - Article image
Business · Nov 14, 2025 · 49
Shoe Manufacturers Rush To Design New Nickel Loafers

U.S. - With the penny no longer being minted, shoe manufacturers announced that they were working hard to replace the old penny loafer slip-on shoe de...

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Life · Nov 14, 2025 · 56
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AUBURN HILLS, MI - Truck manufacturer Dodge unveiled new headlights today that would come standard with new models and were designed specifically to b...
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U.S. - In a huge blow to President Trump, newly released emails indicate that he was not well-liked by a pedophile.

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ALEXANDRIA, VA - Inspired by the Trump White House's move toward 50-year mortgages, popular burger chain Five Guys announced it would be addressing th...

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ALEXANDRIA, VA - Inspired by the Trump White House's move toward 50-year mortgages, popular burger chain Five Guys announced it would be addressing th...
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Life · Nov 14, 2025 · 56
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AUBURN HILLS, MI - Truck manufacturer Dodge unveiled new headlights today that would come standard with new models and were designed specifically to b...

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WOODSTOCK, ME - On a mission to set right the great wrongs perpetrated upon the world during World War II, controversial media personality Tucker Carl...
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