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· Feb 6, 2026
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Journalists Shocked To Be Laid Off From Obsolete Media Outlet That Loses $100 Million Annually
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· Feb 6, 2026
· 15
New Study Reveals Videos Of Police Arresting Protesters Are Very, Very Funny
U.S. - Shattering all preconceived notions on the efficacy of public protests, a new study revealed that video footage of police arresting protesters ...
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· 40
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· 55
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· Feb 4, 2026
· 80
10 Ways To Come Out As A Conservative To Your Liberal Parents
Our current society can have trouble showing acceptance - especially to conservatives. If you're a young conservative who has kept your political view...
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· Feb 5, 2026
· 44
Winter Olympics To Protest Trump's Immigration Policies By Removing Ice From Skating Rinks
MILAN - The most prestigious athletic event on the world stage issued a clear political statement this week, as the Winter Olympics announced it would...
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· Feb 3, 2026
· 86
Here Are 12 Fun Crimes You Can Get Away With If You Just Say 'We Are On Stolen Land'
Stolen land is all the rage in the news lately. These days, everyone gets a free pass to do as many fun crimes as they want on land swiped from indige...
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· Feb 4, 2026
· 98
'The Injuns Are A-Comin!' Cries Billie Eilish Loading Musket To Defend Home From Tribe Of Redskins
LOS ANGELES, CA - According to sources, American singer-songwriter Billie Eilish successfully defended her land from members of the Tongva Tribe, an i...
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· Feb 4, 2026
· 58
Suspicious: Voter ID Bill Defeated In Senate By Vote Of 7 Million To 53
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Suspicions arose in Congress after a bill to require voter ID failed in the Senate by a vote of 7 million to 53.
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· Dec 15, 2021
· 175
10 Christmas Gift Ideas For Your Leftist Child
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Entertainment
· Feb 2, 2026
· 58
Roomful Of Pedophiles Protests ICE Deporting Pedophiles
LOS ANGELES, CA - A room full of pedophiles in attendance at Sunday night's Grammys ceremony defiantly protested Trump's deportation of pedophiles.
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· Feb 4, 2026
· 53
Toddler Review: The Slide Is A Stunning Thrill Ride Whose Delights Never Cease
On a lovely jaunt to the playground this morning, I encountered a most breathtaking and addictive creation known simply as a "slide".
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· Feb 5, 2026
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· Jan 30, 2026
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· Jan 29, 2026
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