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· Nov 4, 2025
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Mamdani Announces Plan To Blame Racism After His Policies Fail
NEW YORK, NY - As residents of the Big Apple made their way to the polls today, New York City mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani preemptively announced ...
Life
· Nov 4, 2025
· 46
Death Of Awkward Conversation Marked By Simultaneous Drink Sipping
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Government Once Again Casts Nation Into 4:30 P.M. Darkness
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· 79
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· 97
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· Nov 3, 2025
· 68
Canada Orders Toronto Blue Jays Players Euthanized
TORONTO - Following the team's devastating loss to the Los Angeles Dodgers in Game 7 of the 2025 World Series, the Canadian government announced that ...
U.S.
· Nov 3, 2025
· 58
L.A. Hosts Yet Another Pride Parade
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· Nov 3, 2025
· 95
SNAP Beneficiaries Wishing There Were Some Way They Could Trade Their Labor And Services For Money To Buy Food
U.S. - With SNAP funding temporarily blocked, beneficiaries of the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program are reportedly wishing there were some wa...
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· Nov 2, 2025
· 110
Dodgers Purchase 2nd World Series Victory
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· Oct 31, 2025
· 88
Embarrassed Democrats Admit They Can't Remember Why They Shut The Government Down
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Democratic lawmakers quietly admitted on Friday that they can't seem to remember why they shut down the government in the first pla...
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· Oct 30, 2025
· 79
Can You Spot The Differences Between These Grokipedia And Wikipedia Articles?
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Scripture
· Oct 31, 2025
· 74
Prodigal Son Returns After SNAP Benefits Expire
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U.S.
· Oct 31, 2025
· 60
The Nightmare Is Over: Supreme Court Outlaws Candy Corn
U.S. - Americans all over the country celebrated the news that the national nightmare that had lasted for generations was finally over, as the United ...
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· Oct 30, 2025
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· Oct 24, 2025
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· Oct 22, 2025
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