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· Jun 17, 2026
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Ocarina of Time Retro Review: A Boring Game That Doesn't Even Have Emotes, Skins, Or Loot Boxes
When I first booted up The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, I thought I was gonna be in for a magical experience. The opening title card is fantastic...
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· Jun 16, 2026
· 53
MLB Rebrands To MLBTQ+
U.S. - In an effort to better reflect the league's values, Major League Baseball announced that it had officially rebranded from "MLB" to "MLBTQ+".
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· Jun 15, 2026
· 64
Can You Spot The 7 Clues In This Picture That This Family Homeschools?
Homeschool families used to be easy to spot, as twenty years ago the kids were all giant dorks. These days, it's a lot more difficult to figure out. T...
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· Jun 16, 2026
· 41
JD Vance Makes Contact With Tribe Of Illiterate, Feral Women
NEW YORK, NY - According to sources, Vice President JD Vance stumbled upon an incredible discovery on Tuesday when he made contact with a tribe of ill...
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· Jun 15, 2026
· 72
Democrats Demand Reparations From African American
U.S. - In a surprising policy shift, Democrats announced they were now demanding reparations from an African American.
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· Jun 16, 2026
· 53
Democrats Vow To Keep Fighting Until Nobody In America Can Be Successful
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In the wake of Elon Musk officially becoming the world's first confirmed trillionaire, leaders of the Democratic Party pledged to n...
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· Jun 14, 2026
· 61
Scholars Now Believe The Angel Saved Daniel By Distracting Lions With A Laser Pointer
U.S. - Leading scholars believe that the angel who saved Daniel in the lion's den used a red laser pointer to distract the vicious cats.
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· Jun 12, 2026
· 78
The Bee Explains: How Soccer Works
The 2026 FIFA World Cup is being hosted in the United States for the first time since 1994. But what should be a cause for celebration is, instead, co...
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· May 19, 2026
· 51
Study Reveals 90% Of Data Centers Just Storing Your Wife’s Pictures Of The Kids
OVERLAND PARK, KS - The need for the construction of massive data storage centers has been in the news again recently, with the results of a new study...
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· Jun 13, 2026
· 90
Elon Musk Credits Trillionaire Status To Dave Ramsey Envelope System
U.S. - After making history by becoming the world's first trillionaire, Elon Musk credited his enormous wealth to carefully following the Dave Ramsey ...
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· Jun 15, 2026
· 55
How Was Church? June 15, 2026 Edition
Sunday is the best day of the week. The coffee tastes a little bit better when enjoyed with the people of the Lord. How was church for you yesterday? ...
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· May 19, 2026
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Farewell, Thomas Massie! Here Are 7 Of The Bee's Most Memorable Articles About Tom
As you may have heard, Thomas Massie has officially been defeated in Kentucky's GOP primary, heralding the end of his Congressional tenure. Massie has...
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