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Trump Lures Gay Ayatollah Out Of Hiding With Cardboard Cutout Of David Hasselhoff - Article image
World · Mar 17, 2026 · 73
Trump Lures Gay Ayatollah Out Of Hiding With Cardboard Cutout Of David Hasselhoff

TEHRAN - At President Donald Trump's direction, the U.S. military successfully took out Iran's new gay supreme leader by luring him out of his bunker ...

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U.S. · Mar 18, 2026 · 13
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Life · Mar 18, 2026 · 36
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DAYTON, OH - Five-year-old Liam Montgomery held a press conference for friends and family this week in which he announced he would be switching his ob...
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World · Mar 18, 2026 · 43

TEHRAN - After three weeks of fighting in Iran, current U.S. tax dollars are steadily defeating U.S. tax dollars from three years ago.

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World · Mar 18, 2026 · 8
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