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Family
· Nov 3, 2026
Husband Wishes Wife Weren't Cold All The Time And -- Oh, No! She Just Started Menopause!
TEMPE, AZ - For decades, local husband Danny Gould had yearned for his chronically frigid wife to set the thermostat anywhere below 78 degrees.
Politics
· Nov 2, 2026
· 33
Bored Of Having A Good State, Texas Considers Voting Democrat
AUSTIN, TX - Bored of having a good state that people love, Texans have reportedly flocked to the polls in record numbers to try voting Democrat for a...
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Crime
· Nov 2, 2026
· 47
In Sure Sign Of Having Superior Argument, Liberal Commits Felony Assault
ANN ARBOR, MI - While in obvious possession of a superior argument and bearing full knowledge of the issues at hand, a liberal committed a felony assa...
Sports
· Nov 2, 2026
· 28
D'oh! Referees Forget To Rig Game For Chiefs
DENVER, CO - In what experts described as a monumental gaffe for the National Football League, the crew of officials assigned to the Denver-Kansas Cit...
Politics
· Nov 1, 2026
· 55
Scarecrow In Suit And Tie With 'D' Next To Name On Ballot Wins Governor's Race In California
SACRAMENTO, CA - After securing the letter "D" next to his name on the ballot, a Halloween decoration propped up against a front porch has won the gov...
Climate
· Nov 2, 2026
· 36
Decades Of Recycling Progress Undone By Single Midterm Election
U.S. - According to sources, decades of progress made by various recycling programs across the country have been undone in the span of a month by a si...
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Politics
· Oct 30, 2026
· 95
Amy Acton Stars In Powerful PSA Showing Dangers Of Alcohol
TOLEDO, OH - Ohio Democratic gubernatorial candidate Amy Acton has released a powerful public service announcement to show the dangers of binge drinki...
Church
· Oct 30, 2026
· 55
Smoke Rises From Vatican Indicating Who Pope Voted For
VATICAN CITY - Blue smoke rose from the roof of the Sistine Chapel on Friday, signaling that Pope Leo XIV had voted for a third term for Illinois Gove...
Life
· Oct 30, 2026
· 35
Wife Relieved To Learn Husband Lost Entire Paycheck On ‘Prediction Market' Instead Of Sports Betting
SANDY, UT - Local woman Sheila Northam was reportedly relieved to discover that her husband lost his entire paycheck on the prediction market rather t...
Politics
· Oct 29, 2026
· 46
Voter Turnout In Minnesota Expected To Be Over 130%
ST. PAUL, MN - Voter turnout for the Minnesota midterms is expected to exceed 130%, sources said.
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· Nov 2, 2026
· 25
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· Oct 30, 2026
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The Babylon Bee Weekly Roundup | October 30, 2026
The good Lord hath brought us to Friday, and that means it's once again time for The Babylon Bee's Weekly Roundup! Here are the biggest hits from the ...
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· Oct 29, 2026
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· Oct 28, 2026
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