Xenomorph Queen Freezes Eggs - Article image
Health · Aug 11, 2026 · 32
Xenomorph Queen Freezes Eggs
ARCHERON (LV-426) - A grotesque creature scientists identified as a Xenomorph Queen reportedly elected to freeze its eggs until such time as it become...
Massachusetts Legalizes Abortion Up Until Kindergarten - Article image
U.S. · Aug 11, 2026 · 12
Massachusetts Legalizes Abortion Up Until Kindergarten
BOSTON, MA - Governor Maura Healey signed into law House Bill 5595 this morning, legalizing abortion in the state of Massachusetts up until a child en...
New Study Reveals NFL's Concussion-Prevention Helmets Are 100% Effective At Preventing Players From Looking Cool - Article image
Sports · Aug 11, 2026 · 24
New Study Reveals NFL's Concussion-Prevention Helmets Are 100% Effective At Preventing Players From Looking Cool
U.S. - A new study from the New York Sports Science Laboratory demonstrated that the NFL's new concussion-prevention helmets were proven to be 100% ef...
Democrats Announce You Aren't Allowed To Remember What They Did A Few Years Ago
Democrats Announce You Aren't Allowed To Remember What They Did A Few Years Ago - Featured article image
Politics · Aug 11, 2026 · 45
U.S. - The Democratic Party announced on Tuesday that U.S. citizens were not allowed to remember all those things the party said and did just a few ye...
40-Year-Old Man Still Chasing High Of Seeing Cards Bounce Around Screen After Winning Solitaire - Article image
Life · Aug 10, 2026 · 55
40-Year-Old Man Still Chasing High Of Seeing Cards Bounce Around Screen After Winning Solitaire
PLAINVIEW, TX - Local 40-year-old man Ben Gantry admitted that he had spent the past three decades chasing the high he first felt while seeing the car...