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Lindsay Clancy Honored With Planned Parenthood Lifetime Achievement Award
PLYMOUTH, MA - Accused child killer Lindsay Clancy has been honored with Planned Parenthood's prestigious Lifetime Achievement Award.
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· Aug 19, 2026
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Chicago Principal Concerned As High School Senior Only Assaulting Teachers At Fifth-Grade Level
CHICAGO, IL - Principal Dan Naylor called for a parent conference after persistent concerns that senior student Anthony King was only assaulting teach...
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· Aug 18, 2026
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Matt Walsh Asks People To Stop Taking His Words In Context
NASHVILLE, TN - After a string of controversial posts went viral online, commentator Matt Walsh took to social media to plead with people to stop taki...
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· Aug 18, 2026
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Embarrassing Moment As Mike Johnson And Nancy Mace Realize They Got Matching Tattoos
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Republican Party was hit with an awkward incident on Tuesday after Rep. Nancy Mace and House Speaker Mike Johnson discovered th...
Entertainment
· Aug 17, 2026
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New 'X-Men' Movie Expected To Flop As They Went Woke And Made Storm Black
U.S. - Entertainment industry insiders predicted that the upcoming Marvel Studios X-Men reboot would flop after the producers chose to go woke and mak...
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· Aug 17, 2026
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Mormon Teen Takeover Leaves Three New Houses Built For Homeless
PROVO, UT - A mob of local Mormon teenagers engaging in the popular internet trend of staging a "takeover" reportedly left three new houses built for ...
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· Aug 17, 2026
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WNBA Subreddit Bans Any Mention Of 'Women'
U.S. - The online Reddit community of WNBA fans announced that it had officially banned any and all mention of "women."
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· Aug 17, 2026
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Church Introduces Breakaway Stained Glass Windows For Introverts To Use During Sharing Of The Peace
SPRINGFIELD, MO - St. Luke's Lutheran Church of Springfield updated all of its sanctuary's stained-glass windows with "breakaway glass" for introverts...
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· Aug 17, 2026
· 49
Powerball Winner Blows Entire Jackpot On Burrito
QUINCY, IL - The winner of the billion-dollar Powerball lottery was reportedly once again destitute after blowing the entire jackpot on a single burri...
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