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· Jun 1, 2026
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U.S. - One of the country's most heavily scrutinized Senate races was thrown into chaos over the weekend, as the nation was shocked to learn that a ca...
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· Jun 1, 2026
· 32
Disney Hoping To Revive Star Wars So They Can Kill It Again
BURBANK, CA - Following a precipitous fall at the box office for The Mandalorian and Grogu, reports circulated that Disney executives called an urgent...
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· May 29, 2026
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Check Out These 10 Verses From The New James Talarico Bible Translation
Senatorial candidate James Talarico is taking the world by storm thanks to his no-nonsense approach to compromising on Christianity. Now, with the new...
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· Jun 1, 2026
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State Where P-51 Mustang Was Built In 102 Days Now Taking 4 Years To Build Bridge For Butterflies
AGOURA HILLS, CA - Officials working on new construction in California were surprised to learn that their own state, which was struggling to build a b...
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· May 30, 2026
· 59
Jimmy Kimmel Signs Endorsement Deal With Midol
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· Jun 1, 2026
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Attack Ad Against Republican Convinces Man To Vote For Republican
SAN BERNARDINO, CA - An attack ad against a Republican candidate reportedly had the opposite effect when it convinced a local man to vote for the Repu...
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· May 28, 2026
· 95
California Passes Law Making It A Crime To Report A Crime
SACRAMENTO, CA - In a decisive move toward preventing any citizen journalists from uncovering massive fraud and corruption in the state moving forward...
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· May 29, 2026
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Newsom Designates California Sanctuary State For Fraud
SACRAMENTO, CA - Governor Gavin Newsom signed legislation on Friday officially designating California a sanctuary state for fraud.
Family
· May 19, 2026
· 51
Study Reveals 90% Of Data Centers Just Storing Your Wife’s Pictures Of The Kids
OVERLAND PARK, KS - The need for the construction of massive data storage centers has been in the news again recently, with the results of a new study...
Culture
· May 28, 2026
· 54
10 Consequences Of Harambe's Death
Ten years ago, this world lost one of its greatest heroes: Harambe, the gorilla. Friend to many and beloved by all, the loss of Harambe left a gaping ...
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