Trump's Strategy Of Hiring Lawyers Based On Bust Size Not Working As Well As Anticipated - Article image
U.S. · Nov 26, 2025 · 120
Trump's Strategy Of Hiring Lawyers Based On Bust Size Not Working As Well As Anticipated
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Trump's seemingly bulletproof strategy of choosing lawyers exclusively based on bust size has not worked out nearly as we...
Indians Politely Decline Taste Of Pilgrims' World-Famous Homemade Smallpox Casserole - Article image
Culture · Nov 26, 2025 · 47
Indians Politely Decline Taste Of Pilgrims' World-Famous Homemade Smallpox Casserole
PLYMOUTH COLONY - The world's first Thanksgiving holiday reportedly ended with hurt feelings as the local natives appeared to politely decline a servi...
Heaven Confirms People Who Prefer Ham At Thanksgiving Will Not Enter The Kingdom - Article image
Theology · Nov 26, 2025 · 64
Heaven Confirms People Who Prefer Ham At Thanksgiving Will Not Enter The Kingdom
HEAVEN - Celestial sources have recently confirmed that people who prefer ham to turkey at Thanksgiving will not enter the kingdom of God.
‘That Ukraine-Russia Peace Deal? I Brokered It. Me!’ Marco Rubio Tells Everyone At Thanksgiving Kids' Table
‘That Ukraine-Russia Peace Deal? I Brokered It. Me!’ Marco Rubio Tells Everyone At Thanksgiving Kids' Table - Featured article image
U.S. · Nov 26, 2025 · 58
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Sources at the White House say that Marco Rubio spent a full hour and a half telling the other little guys at the Thanksgiving kids...
Family Holding Out Hope This Will Finally Be Thanksgiving Where Turkey Explodes In Epic Fireball - Article image
Family · Nov 26, 2025 · 37
Family Holding Out Hope This Will Finally Be Thanksgiving Where Turkey Explodes In Epic Fireball
BOISE, ID - Members of a local family are holding out hope that this might finally be the year they get to see their Thanksgiving turkey explode in an...