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· Jan 29, 2026
· 22
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· Jan 29, 2026
· 14
Checkmate: Trump Announces He Has His Own Doomsday Clock And It's Infinity Seconds To Midnight
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Following the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists revealing that they had officially moved the Doomsday Clock to "85 seconds to midnight,...
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· 59
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· 71
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· 47
Republicans Warn Passing Voter ID Law Could Ruin Plan To Hand Congress To Democrats In November
Politics · Jan 28, 2026
· 45
ICE Getting So Scary That Illegal Immigrants Thinking Of Leaving U.S.
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· 48
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· Jan 27, 2026
· 81
Want To Resist ICE? Here Are 12 Things You Can Do Today
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· Jan 28, 2026
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Promises Kept: Here Are The 9 Biggest Accomplishments Of The Republican Congress
Now over a year into the new congressional term and moving toward the midterms, the Republican-controlled U.S. Congress has been racking up one major ...
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· Jan 28, 2026
· 85
Foul-Smelling Substance Used In Spray Attack On Ilhan Omar Identified As Somali Food
MINNEAPOLIS, MN - The malodorous substance sprayed on Representative Ilhan Omar at a town hall meeting has been identified as Somali food.
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· Jan 27, 2026
· 87
Time To Move To A Red State? Know The Signs
Things in America are getting pretty dicey these days. So dicey, in fact, that people in blue states are starting to wonder if it's time to evacuate t...
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· Jan 26, 2026
· 111
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· 175
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First off, congratulations on raising a child already versed in progressive ideals! Your Christmas holiday is sure to be filled with joy, laughter, fe...
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· Jan 27, 2026
· 47
Tragedy As Entire Studio Audience Drowns In Flood Of Jimmy Kimmel's Tears
LOS ANGELES, CA - Emergency crews responded to a catastrophic incident at the famous El Capitan Theater in Hollywood last night, where an entire studi...
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· Jan 27, 2026
· 67
Nation Starting To Wonder If People Who Spend Life Singing Songs To Toddlers On YouTube Might Not Be All There Mentally
U.S. - Amid social and political tensions reaching new highs with violent clashes between government law enforcement and protesters, the nation reveal...
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· Jan 23, 2026
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