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· Nov 20, 2025
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Los Angeles, CA - Walt Disney Studios unveiled the teaser trailer this week for a much-anticipated live-action remake of a beloved animated movie that...
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· Nov 20, 2025
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Mamdani Targets The Rich With New Tax On Anyone Who Makes More Than $0 A Year
NEW YORK, NY - Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani announced plans on Thursday to specifically target the rich with a new tax on anyone who makes more than $0....
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· Nov 19, 2025
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10 Proofs Jesus Was American
Lots of people try to remake Jesus in their own image by viewing His life through the lens of their culture, but this is a remarkably offensive way to...
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· Nov 19, 2025
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11 Chilling Examples Of American Christians Being Persecuted
Being a Christian can be rough - especially if you're a Christian in America. Believers in other countries may have a hard time, but American Christia...
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· Nov 19, 2025
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Starving African Children Raise Money To Feed Ariana Grande
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· Nov 18, 2025
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Troubling New Survey Shows 90 Percent Of Graduating High School Seniors Don't Know The Airspeed Velocity Of An Unladen Swallow
PALO ALTO, CA - A startling new study out of Stanford University shows almost all graduating high school seniors in the U.S. are unable to recall the ...
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· Nov 19, 2025
· 57
Local Wives Set Up Playdate For Their Husbands
TULSA, OK - Fun was set to be had by everyone in a few local families this week, as a group of wives reached out to each other to schedule a playdate ...
Theology
· Nov 17, 2025
· 121
Scholars Now Believe Number Of The Beast Is Actually 67
JERUSALEM - In a development which many see as an irrefutable sign of the impending end times, biblical scholars and historians have reached a consens...
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· Nov 19, 2025
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Bearded 6'4" Man In A Dress Says He Needs An Awareness Week For Greater Visibility
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Christian Living
· Nov 18, 2025
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Grandma Wonders Why Skillet Can’t Just Make Nice, Pretty Songs Riddled With False Doctrine Like Normal Christian Bands
SHAWNEE, KS - On the heels of the band's new release of a thrashing version of the classic Christmas hymn "O Come, O Come Emmanuel," a local grandma w...
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