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· Sep 15, 2026
· 1
Apostle Paul Hoping No One Notices The Armor Of God Does Not Include Pants
ROME - The Apostle Paul reportedly expressed anxiety that believers might scrutinize the details of his epistle to the Ephesians and notice that the A...
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· Sep 14, 2026
· 62
Climate Activists Blame Global Warming For Zero Hurricanes Forming In Atlantic This Year
U.S. - Climate activists sounded the alarm this week, warning that global warming was to blame for zero hurricanes forming in the Atlantic Ocean this ...
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· Sep 11, 2026
· 115
Mamdani Lays Wreath At Tomb Of The Unknown Hijacker
NEW YORK, NY - In a somber ceremony Friday morning, Mayor Zohram Mamdani laid a wreath at the Tomb of the Unknown Hijacker in remembrance of the 25th ...
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· Sep 14, 2026
· 56
Anthropic Boasts They Will Kill Off Humanity Way Before OpenAI
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - AI startup Anthropic held a press conference on Monday to proudly announce that its models would bring about the total extinction ...
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· Sep 14, 2026
· 50
Report: Wolverine Developed Healing Factor To Survive Canadian Healthcare System
WESTCHESTER COUNTY, NY - As authorities continued to gather information about the rogue band of superpowered individuals known as the X-Men, a new rep...
Politics
· Sep 14, 2026
· 53
Trump Vows To Send Every American One Million Dollars To Combat Inflation
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Donald Trump announced a new plan today to combat inflation by sending every American one million dollars.
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· Sep 11, 2026
· 69
Nation Forgot
NEW YORK, NY - Twenty-five years after Americans from all walks of life had pledged to "Never Forget" the horrific terrorist attacks of September 11, ...
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· Sep 11, 2026
· 77
White Women Argue Black Men Should Only Have Three-Fifths Of A Jury Vote
U.S. - As the aftermath of the Lindsay Clancy mistrial continued to reverberate across the country, one member of the jury confirmed that white women ...
Politics
· Sep 10, 2026
· 72
Trump Pledges That If Voters Defeat Socialism In November, They Will Each Get An Equal Redistribution Of Wealth From The Government
DALLAS, TX - In his keynote speech at the 2026 RNC Midterm Convention, President Donald Trump pledged that if voters defeat socialism in November, the...
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· Sep 11, 2026
· 36
Man Waking Up From Year-Long Coma Excited To See How Unified And Virtuous The Right Became In Wake Of Charlie Kirk’s Death
ROANOKE, VA - A man awoke from a year-long coma this morning, then eagerly checked his phone to see how unified and virtuous the American political ri...
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