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· Dec 6, 2025
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U.S. - Movie fans across the country have expressed concern that Warner Bros' sale to Netflix could lead to comic book movies becoming over-bloated, s...
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· Dec 5, 2025
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· Dec 5, 2025
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10 Changes Coming To Warner Bros Films After Netflix Acquisition
After a bidding war, Netflix has secured a deal to buy Warner Bros. Discovery for a reported $82.7 billion. Once the deal is finalized, fans will noti...
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· Dec 3, 2025
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Minnesota Vikings Change Name To Minnesota Somali Pirates
EAGAN, MN - In a move intended to better reflect the state's modern demographics and generate more interest in the team from the populace, the Minneso...
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· Dec 5, 2025
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Taylor Swift Hoping Travis Kelce Forgot They’re Engaged
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· Dec 4, 2025
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'Black Hawk Down' Remake To Be Filmed In Minneapolis
MINNEAPOLIS, MN - A remake of the popular 2001 war film Black Hawk Down was reportedly in development at Columbia Pictures, with producers eyeing down...
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· Dec 4, 2025
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· Dec 3, 2025
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Is It A War Crime? Ask The Babylon Bee
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· Dec 4, 2025
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Walz Reminds Nation Not All Somali Rapists Are Bad People
MINNEAPOLIS, MN - Amid national outrage over Somali immigrants in Minneapolis raping people all the time, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz held a press con...
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· Dec 4, 2025
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Husband Issues Travel Ban On Any Trucks From Amazon
GEORGETOWN, DE - According to sources, local husband and father Randy Austin issued a house-wide travel ban on any vehicles coming from Amazon in a sw...
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