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Democrats Announce State Of The Union Response Will Be Delivered By Bad Bunny - Article image
Politics · Feb 24, 2026 · 83
Democrats Announce State Of The Union Response Will Be Delivered By Bad Bunny

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Democrat response to President Trump's State of the Union address will reportedly be delivered by Bad Bunny, sources confirmed ...

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Politics · Feb 24, 2026 · 58
Congress Confused By State Of Union From President Who Can Talk

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Congress stared in confusion this evening, puzzled by hearing a speech from a President who can say words and sentences.

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World · Feb 24, 2026 · 55
Man Scores Killer Discount On Flights To Puerto Vallarta

ATLANTA - Local man Brandon Haden reportedly wowed friends and family this week with a surprise trip to the exotic Mexican city of Puerto Vallarta, wh...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Trump has unveiled his clever plan to secure a third term by simply continuing his State of the Union speech for the next...

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Christian Living · Feb 23, 2026 · 49
Episcopalian Once Again Gives Up Reading Bible For Lent

CAMBRIDGE, MA - Local Episcopalian Myrtle Smith has once again elected to undergo an enormous sacrifice by giving up reading her Bible again this Lent...

Christian Living · Feb 23, 2026 · 49
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CAMBRIDGE, MA - Local Episcopalian Myrtle Smith has once again elected to undergo an enormous sacrifice by giving up reading her Bible again this Lent...
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World · Feb 24, 2026 · 55
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ATLANTA - Local man Brandon Haden reportedly wowed friends and family this week with a surprise trip to the exotic Mexican city of Puerto Vallarta, wh...

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After a tough stretch at the 2026 Winter Olympics, Canadians are understandably feeling a little down. But it's not all that bad, Canada. There are st...
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ATLANTA, GA - While speaking at the Rialto Center for the Arts as part of promotion for his new memoir, Young Man in a Hurry: A Memoir of Discovery, C...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - America's national security received a significant boost this week, as President Donald Trump announced that he had hired the goali...
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U.S. - After defeating Canada at the only thing it was supposedly good at, the entire territory of Canada has been officially declared an American pro...
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