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· Feb 24, 2026
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Democrats Announce State Of The Union Response Will Be Delivered By Bad Bunny
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Democrat response to President Trump's State of the Union address will reportedly be delivered by Bad Bunny, sources confirmed ...
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· Feb 24, 2026
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Congress Confused By State Of Union From President Who Can Talk
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Congress stared in confusion this evening, puzzled by hearing a speech from a President who can say words and sentences.
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· Feb 23, 2026
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Cheer Up, Canada: Here Are 7 Things You're Still Better At Than America
After a tough stretch at the 2026 Winter Olympics, Canadians are understandably feeling a little down. But it's not all that bad, Canada. There are st...
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· Feb 23, 2026
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Gavin Newsom Wows Black Audience By Putting Some Hot Sauce In His Purple Drank
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· Feb 24, 2026
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Trump Hires Team USA Goalie To Guard Southern Border
WASHINGTON, D.C. - America's national security received a significant boost this week, as President Donald Trump announced that he had hired the goali...
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· Feb 22, 2026
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· Feb 22, 2026
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Canada Now Officially An American Province
U.S. - After defeating Canada at the only thing it was supposedly good at, the entire territory of Canada has been officially declared an American pro...
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· Feb 23, 2026
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U.S. Hockey Team Melts Down Gold Medals to Replace Missing Teeth
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· Feb 23, 2026
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Olympic Curlers Give Final Salute As They Are Lowered Into Carbon-Freezing Chamber Until Next Winter Games
MILANO - As the 2026 Milano Cortina Olympics came to a close, athletes from various nations participated in the traditional send-offs for their respec...
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