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· Mar 25, 2026
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· Mar 25, 2026
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Chicago White Sox Improve Playoff Chances By Switching To WNBA
CHICAGO, IL - In the wake of two historically bad seasons, the owner of the Chicago White Sox has reportedly opted to enter his team into the WNBA to ...
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· Mar 24, 2026
· 63
Airport Wait Times Eliminated After TSA Checkpoints Taken Over By Chick-Fil-A
U.S. - Chick-fil-A employees began taking over TSA duties at the beginning of the week, and airline passengers noted that wait times were eliminated a...
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· Mar 23, 2026
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CNN Calls War For Iran
U.S. - CNN announced a shift in its reporting of the US-Israel war with Iran on Monday, declaring the conflict resolved. In light of this major update...
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· Mar 23, 2026
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· Mar 24, 2026
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Terrorists Give Up After Three Hours In TSA Line
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· Mar 23, 2026
· 74
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U.S. - Separate from his work as the nation's commander in chief, President Donald Trump announced that he was releasing a line of specialty sympathy ...
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· Mar 24, 2026
· 50
Man Finally Admits To Gambling Problem After Placing Bet On Women’s Basketball
ANN ARBOR, MI - Local sports fan Adam Cartwright was finally forced to admit to himself that he had a gambling problem after he finished placing a bet...
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· Mar 23, 2026
· 82
TSA Reduces Delays By Eliminating Colonoscopy Portion Of Search
U.S. - The Transportation Security Administration announced this morning that it would be ending the practice of performing colonoscopies on travelers...
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