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Check Out These Amazing Features On The New Trump-Class Battleship - Article image
U.S. · Dec 23, 2025 · 106
Check Out These Amazing Features On The New Trump-Class Battleship

President Trump announced an exciting new Trump-class battleship that will be the largest, fastest, and most powerful battleship fleet in the world.

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KNOXVILLE, TN - It's that time of year again, when astrophysicist Neil DeGrasse Tyson renews his annual tradition of going down people's chimneys to t...

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'Do You Think This Is Him?' Asks Shepherd Pointing To Baby With Glowing Halo

BETHLEHEM - Shepherds began to believe they may have found the Christ child after discovering a baby with a glowing halo hovering above its head.
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World · Dec 27, 2025 · 62

NIGERIA - President Trump has given dozens of ISIS terrorists the gift of getting to meet Allah for Christmas.

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U.S. - What had been a joyous holiday threatened to be thrown into panic, as urgent reports began trickling in that, despite her repeated statements t...
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BETHLEHEM - Shepherds began to believe they may have found the Christ child after discovering a baby with a glowing halo hovering above its head.

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