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Politics
· Sep 22, 2026
Exclusive Interview With Senator Mitch McConnell
Senator Mitch McConnell isn't doing too many interviews these days, but The Babylon Bee's Travis got the opportunity to sit down with the man, the myt...
U.S.
· Sep 22, 2026
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Man Comforted By Knowledge That A.I. Will Destroy Humanity Before AOC Can Become President
PITTSBURGH, PA - Local man Jeremiah Crisp took solace in the assurance that artificial intelligence would destroy all humanity in a fiery apocalypse b...
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· Sep 21, 2026
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CNN Sues Trump For Violating Its First Amendment Right To Fabricate News
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In the latest wave of legal turmoil enveloping the nation's capital, cable network CNN sued the Trump administration for allegedly ...
Religion
· Sep 22, 2026
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Muslims Say It's Unfair To Judge Their Entire Religion Based On The Actions Of Several Million
WORLD - The international Muslim community issued a collective statement this week explaining that it would be unfair to judge their religion based on...
Scripture
· Sep 21, 2026
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Noah's Wife Again Catches Him Trying To Huck The Cats Overboard
EARTH - Noah's wife came up topside on the ark this morning to dry out laundry, only to catch Noah once again trying to huck the cats overboard.
U.S.
· Sep 21, 2026
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Data Center Disguises Itself As Abortion Clinic To Win Support From Liberals
ASHBURN, VA - A local data center situated just outside of town, in what is commonly called "Data Center Alley," reportedly disguised itself as an abo...
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Family
· Sep 21, 2026
· 72
Man's Prayer Life Revitalized As His Teenage Kids Start Driving
PEORIA, IL - Local man Chandler Cooke reportedly saw his prayer life totally reinvigorated as his teenage kids started driving.
Life
· Sep 17, 2026
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12 Common Trap Questions From Your Wife And How To Respond To Each
Men, if you've been married for any length of time, then you've no doubt fallen prey to a trap question. Women love asking questions they don't want a...
Celebs
· Sep 19, 2026
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Concerned Citizens Launch GoFundMe To Help Sydney Sweeney Buy Some Clothes
U.S. - Concerned Americans have started a GoFundMe to purchase some clothing for the obviously destitute Sydney Sweeney.
Crime
· Sep 18, 2026
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New Underground Railroad Established To Help Lone Black Juror Escape From Angry White Liberals In The North
PLYMOUTH, MA - Reports indicated that a modern "Underground Railroad" had been established to help the lone black juror from the Lindsay Clancy case e...
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· Sep 22, 2026
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Bonus List: 10 Exciting Games Coming To Trump's New Arcade Site
The White House has officially launched its own video game site, where users can play several classic games like Tetris and Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!. ...
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· Sep 11, 2026
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25 Years Later...
Today is an emotional day for a lot of us. It marks the anniversary of the day the largest terrorist attack on American soil was carried out, taking t...
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· Sep 7, 2026
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Happy Labor Day 2026!
Did you know that Labor Day became a federal holiday on June 28, 1894, after being signed into law by President Grover Cleveland? Well, now you do.
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· Aug 31, 2026
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Subscriber Sneak Peek: The Bee's New Project
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