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· Jun 23, 2026
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Nation's Dumpster Fires Distance Themselves From Boston Red Sox
U.S. - The fires currently burning inside the nation's dumpsters spoke out publicly on Tuesday to condemn their being compared to the Boston Red Sox.
Life
· Jun 23, 2026
· 29
'What A Good Little Kitty You Are,' Owner Says To Cat Who Is Currently Plotting Her Violent Death
TULSA, OK - Local cat owner Melissa Darst bent down this morning to pat and praise her kitty, Bella, briefly interrupting Bella's plotting of her owne...
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· Jun 22, 2026
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Visitors From Europe Tell Us Their 13 Most Surprising Discoveries In America
The World Cup has brought real excitement to these American shores, and not just in the form of soccer, but in the innocent, wide-eyed discoveries of ...
World
· Jun 22, 2026
· 57
Prominent Muslim Leader Resigns
LONDON - In a stunning fall from power, one of the world's foremost Muslim leaders was forced to resign as Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.
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· Jun 22, 2026
· 57
Reflecting Pool Algae Surges Ahead Of Kamala In 2028 Democrat Presidential Polls
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The algae from the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool surged ahead of former Vice President Kamala Harris in polls for the Democratic...
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· Jun 20, 2026
· 112
Obama Library Cruelly Disenfranchises Millions Of Black Americans By Requiring Photo ID For Entry
CHICAGO, IL - In a cruel denial of basic human rights, the Obama Presidential Library has disenfranchised millions of black Americans by requiring pho...
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· Jun 19, 2026
· 98
NASCAR Celebrates Pride Month With First All-Subaru Race
SAN DIEGO, CA - NASCAR will celebrate Pride month this year by featuring its first all-Subaru race at the Navy 250 in San Diego.
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· Jun 19, 2026
· 104
'Now Witness The Firepower Of This Fully Armed And Operational Battle Station,' Cackles Obama
CHICAGO, IL - Seated upon his spinning throne chair, a cackling former President Barack Obama invited guests to witness the firepower of his now fully...
Family
· May 19, 2026
· 51
Study Reveals 90% Of Data Centers Just Storing Your Wife’s Pictures Of The Kids
OVERLAND PARK, KS - The need for the construction of massive data storage centers has been in the news again recently, with the results of a new study...
Business
· Jun 20, 2026
· 55
Cringe: Out-Of-Touch Company Posts Pride Logo Like It's 2014 Or Something
PITTSBURGH, PA - Local company Stan's Paper Mill proudly posted on X, formerly Twitter, a message celebrating Pride Month, apparently ignorant of the ...
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· Jun 15, 2026
· 63
How Was Church? June 15, 2026 Edition
Sunday is the best day of the week. The coffee tastes a little bit better when enjoyed with the people of the Lord. How was church for you yesterday? ...
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· May 25, 2026
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· May 19, 2026
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Farewell, Thomas Massie! Here Are 7 Of The Bee's Most Memorable Articles About Tom
As you may have heard, Thomas Massie has officially been defeated in Kentucky's GOP primary, heralding the end of his Congressional tenure. Massie has...
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· May 18, 2026
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