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· Sep 17, 2026
· 45
Travis Kelce Victimized By Criminal Ring That Forces People To Dress Like Idiots
KANSAS CITY, MO - One of football's biggest stars was revealed to have fallen prey to scammers, as Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce was victimized by a c...
Politics
· Sep 17, 2026
· 19
Dyslexic Gavin Newsom Celebrates $1.87 Gas
SACRAMENTO, CA - Famously dyslexic Governor Gavin Newsom hosted a press conference today celebrating gas prices in California reaching a new milestone...
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· Sep 15, 2026
· 47
Sydney Sweeney Tries To Gain Support Of Liberal Women By Murdering Multiple Children
LOS ANGELES, CA - Scandal struck Hollywood this week, as actress and businesswoman Sydney Sweeney attempted to gain support among liberal women by mur...
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· Sep 16, 2026
· 88
Macklemore Performs Concert In Gaza And Oh No! They've Thrown Him Off A Roof
GAZA - In a bold act of solidarity, Grammy-winning rapper Macklemore staged a surprise rooftop concert in Gaza on Wednesday, performing his gay anthem...
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· Sep 16, 2026
· 52
9 Great Ways To Teach Kids About The Gospel
Everyone needs to hear the Gospel, even kids. But it's sometimes hard to get them to pay attention when you're trying to talk Bible.
Travel
· Sep 16, 2026
· 82
Hawaiian Newlyweds Head Off To Luxurious Honeymoon In Iowa
DES MOINES, IA - Expressing a desire to escape the monotonous, hum-drum tropical paradise of Oahu, local newlyweds Kai and Leilani Kalani landed at De...
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· Sep 15, 2026
· 83
10 Ways To Entertain Your Toddler
Raising a toddler can be a challenge, but entertaining your toddler can be even more difficult. It's not uncommon for parents to run out of ideas for ...
Culture
· Sep 16, 2026
· 50
Man Knows He's Finally Made It After Getting 2nd Fridge Just For Drinks In The Garage
RANCHO CUCAMONGA, CA - Local man Jim Crest leaned his back against the wall and marveled at the second fridge in his garage, realizing for the first t...
Politics
· Sep 15, 2026
· 55
Mitch McConnell Returns To Senate As Force Ghost
WASHINGTON, D.C. - One of the mainstays of America's legislative branch was once again seen roaming the corridors of the U.S. Capitol building, as Mit...
U.S.
· Sep 15, 2026
· 44
Supreme Court Rules Securing Elections Unconstitutional
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a landmark decision just weeks before people head to the polls to vote in the midterms, the United States Supreme Court ruled th...
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