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Trump Lures Gay Ayatollah Out Of Hiding With Cardboard Cutout Of David Hasselhoff - Article image
World · Mar 17, 2026 · 72
Trump Lures Gay Ayatollah Out Of Hiding With Cardboard Cutout Of David Hasselhoff

TEHRAN - At President Donald Trump's direction, the U.S. military successfully took out Iran's new gay supreme leader by luring him out of his bunker ...

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Theology · Mar 17, 2026 · 75
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HADES - Demons happily welcomed 27-year-old Jim Carole to Hell on Tuesday after he was immediately condemned to eternal damnation for texting "LOL" to...
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TEHRAN - After three weeks of fighting in Iran, current U.S. tax dollars are steadily defeating U.S. tax dollars from three years ago.

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Family · Mar 17, 2026 · 56
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Man Condemned To Hell For Texting 'LOL' When He Didn't Really Laugh Out Loud - Article image
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