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· Nov 14, 2025
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Shoe Manufacturers Rush To Design New Nickel Loafers
U.S. - With the penny no longer being minted, shoe manufacturers announced that they were working hard to replace the old penny loafer slip-on shoe de...
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· Nov 14, 2025
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Bose Introduces New Mariah Carey-Canceling Headphones For Christmas
FRAMINGHAM, MA - Going out in public during the holiday season without being overcome with the desire to shove an icepick in your ears will be possibl...
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Democrats Somberly Remove Sombreros, Signaling End Of Shutdown
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Life · Nov 12, 2025
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Heartwarming: Group Of Senile Senior Citizens Finally Finds Employment
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· Nov 13, 2025
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· Nov 13, 2025
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Tucker Carlson Builds Time Machine To Kill Baby Churchill
WOODSTOCK, ME - On a mission to set right the great wrongs perpetrated upon the world during World War II, controversial media personality Tucker Carl...
Church
· Nov 13, 2025
· 63
Children's Church Sermon Jam-Packed With Heresies
DALLAS, TX - The children's pastor of Flame Passion Born Again Friends Fellowship Church caught the community's attention after she gave an inspiring ...
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· Nov 13, 2025
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Scientific Algorithm Determines Most Oppressed Person In History Is Michelle Obama
PALO ALTO, CA - A recent survey conducted by an advanced digital algorithm conclusively determined that the most oppressed person in the history of th...
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· Nov 11, 2025
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Latest Tucker Guest Bigfoot Reveals How Mind-Controlling Chemtrails Are Sprayed Over The Flat Earth By The Jews
WOODSTOCK, ME - Political commentator Tucker Carlson sparked controversy this week when he welcomed Bigfoot onto his show to discuss how mind-controll...
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· Nov 10, 2025
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Dave Ramsey In Critical Condition After Learning Of 50-Year Mortgage
FRANKLIN, TN - Financial consultant and radio host Dave Ramsey was reported to be in critical condition Monday after learning that President Donald Tr...
Sports
· Nov 11, 2025
· 43
Olympics Change Trans Policies After Watching Old 'Mister Rogers' Episode
LAUSANNE - The International Olympic Committee (IOC) formally revoked the right of transgender athletes to participate in sporting events of the gende...
Religion
· Nov 11, 2025
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St. Peter Getting Tired of Answering Questions About The Nephilim
PEARLY GATES - Heavenly sources confirmed that Saint Peter had grown weary running the front desk of Heaven due to the number of questions he continua...
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· Nov 13, 2025
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· Oct 31, 2025
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