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Bearded 6'4" Man In A Dress Says He Needs An Awareness Week For Greater Visibility
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· Nov 17, 2025
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· Nov 18, 2025
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Grandma Wonders Why Skillet Can’t Just Make Nice, Pretty Songs Riddled With False Doctrine Like Normal Christian Bands
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· Nov 18, 2025
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· Nov 18, 2025
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Megachurch Now Lets Congregants Set Pastor To 2x Preaching Speed
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· Nov 16, 2025
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· Nov 17, 2025
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New Dad-GPT Just Responds To All Queries With "OK"
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