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9 Rejected 'VeggieTales' Episodes - Article image
Sponsored · Sep 9, 2026 · 54
9 Rejected 'VeggieTales' Episodes

There have been over 150 episodes of the beloved children's cartoon VeggieTales across all its iterations, but not every idea the writers had made it ...

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Politics · Sep 9, 2026 · 51
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DALLAS, TX - With the pivotal midterm elections less than two months away, the nation's most prominent members of the Republican Party prepared to gat...

The Babylon Bee Interviews The Lindsay Clancy Jury - Article image
Crime · Sep 9, 2026 · 62
The Babylon Bee Interviews The Lindsay Clancy Jury

With millions of Americans struggling to understand how the Lindsay Clancy jury came within a hair's breadth of finding the self-confessed murderer "n...
Holdout Juror Accused Of Getting Hung Up On Fact That Defendant Committed Crime
Holdout Juror Accused Of Getting Hung Up On Fact That Defendant Committed Crime
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Crime · Sep 9, 2026 · 54

PLYMOUTH, MA - In the wake of Lindsay Clancy's murder case ending in a mistrial, several jurors have publicly accused the lone holdout juror of being ...

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Celebs · Sep 9, 2026 · 51
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U.S. - The Ramsey Show was cut short on Wednesday when host Dave Ramsey became obviously frustrated with a millennial caller who confessed to paying f...

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U.S. - The Ramsey Show was cut short on Wednesday when host Dave Ramsey became obviously frustrated with a millennial caller who confessed to paying f...
The Babylon Bee Interviews The Lindsay Clancy Jury - Article image
Crime · Sep 9, 2026 · 62
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With millions of Americans struggling to understand how the Lindsay Clancy jury came within a hair's breadth of finding the self-confessed murderer "n...

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