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· May 13, 2026
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Like Genghis Khan Gazing Over His Empire, Man Watches As Fixed Sprinkler No Longer Waters Driveway
OGDEN, UT - As the great Khan once stood admiring the vast reaches of his empire, so local man Philip Bauer stood this morning, watching as his freshl...
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· May 13, 2026
· 39
BREAKING: Wife Seems Upset; UPDATE: False Alarm — She Said 'I'm Fine'
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· May 11, 2026
· 89
Three Republicans Thrown Into Fiery Furnace For Not Bowing Down To Trump Statue
MAR-A-LAGO, FL - Three Republicans refused to bow to the golden Trump statue at Mar-A-Lago, sources confirmed today. Those at the unveiling had been i...
Health
· May 11, 2026
· 68
What Luck! Dr. Fauci Announces He's Been Working On Hantavirus Vaccine This Whole Time
ROCKVILLE, MD - Hantavirus has quickly become the biggest viral threat to humanity since COVID and as luck would have it, Dr. Fauci has announced that...
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· May 12, 2026
· 63
Dems Accuse Spencer Pratt Of Not Wanting To Destroy California
LOS ANGELES, CA - Democrats have unleashed vicious attack ads accusing L.A. mayoral candidate Spencer Pratt of not wanting to destroy the state of Ca...
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· May 12, 2026
· 60
China Visit Off To Rough Start After Trump Demands To Negotiate Directly With General Tso
BEIJING - Diplomatic talks between the United States and China reportedly got off to an awkward start after President Donald Trump demanded to negotia...
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· May 11, 2026
· 45
‘There, It Couldn’t Be More Clear,’ Announces John After Finishing Revelation
PATMOS - The Apostle John emerged from his cave earlier this week feeling confident that he couldn't have been more clear in his description of the r...
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· May 11, 2026
· 55
New York Offers To House Hantavirus Patients In Nursing Homes
MANHATTAN - The State of New York has graciously offered to allow American hantavirus patients to stay in any of their local nursing homes.
Politics
· May 11, 2026
· 51
BREAKING: Democrats Prepare Petard To Destroy Trump And Republicans; UPDATE: They Themselves Have Been Hoisted By Said Petard
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a most cunning stratagem, Democratic lawmakers didst this morn unveil a petard of monstrous proportions, which they had labored ...
Health
· May 11, 2026
· 52
Goodyear Blimp Barely Recognizable After Going On Ozempic
CARSON, CA - The famous Goodyear Blimp has become nearly unrecognizable after starting the popular weight-loss drug Ozempic.
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