Nervous Speaker At Pride Event Relaxes By Imagining The Crowd Fully Clothed - Article image
U.S. · Jun 29, 2026 · 18
Nervous Speaker At Pride Event Relaxes By Imagining The Crowd Fully Clothed
NEW YORK, NY - The speaker giving the keynote address at the New York City Pride Festival admitted that he pictured everyone in the audience fully clo...
Democrats Furious Trump Would Make Haitians Leave Most Racist Country On Earth - Article image
Politics · Jun 27, 2026 · 47
Democrats Furious Trump Would Make Haitians Leave Most Racist Country On Earth
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Democrats have reacted with outrage and fury that President Trump could force Haitians to leave the evil, racist country known as t...
Pope Gently Tells Michelangelo He Really Wanted Ceiling To Be More Of A Neutral Gray - Article image
Church · Jun 28, 2026 · 49
Pope Gently Tells Michelangelo He Really Wanted Ceiling To Be More Of A Neutral Gray
VATICAN CITY - After four years of painstaking labor creating thousands of square feet of breathtaking frescoes, Michelangelo at last unveiled the Sis...
Woman Rules It's Okay To Be Late
Woman Rules It's Okay To Be Late - Featured article image
U.S. · Jun 29, 2026 · 31
WASHINGTON, D.C. - A woman judge has ruled that being late is "totally fine."
7 Tips For Europeans To Stay Cool Without Air Conditioning - Article image
World · Jun 29, 2026 · 20
7 Tips For Europeans To Stay Cool Without Air Conditioning
Europeans typically do without air conditioning, presumably because they are perpetually stuck in the Dark Ages and far more interested in burning wit...