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· Sep 16, 2026
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Man Knows He's Finally Made It After Getting 2nd Fridge Just For Drinks In The Garage
RANCHO CUCAMONGA, CA - Local man Jim Crest leaned his back against the wall and marveled at the second fridge in his garage, realizing for the first t...
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· Sep 16, 2026
· 39
Christian Misses Good Old Days When All The Obscene Smut Out There Was Heterosexual
SAN ANGELO, TX - During a recent prayer group meeting at New Covenant Church, local man Steve Farmer expressed longing for the good old days when all ...
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· Sep 15, 2026
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Sydney Sweeney Tries To Gain Support Of Liberal Women By Murdering Multiple Children
LOS ANGELES, CA - Scandal struck Hollywood this week, as actress and businesswoman Sydney Sweeney attempted to gain support among liberal women by mur...
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· Sep 15, 2026
· 53
Mitch McConnell Returns To Senate As Force Ghost
WASHINGTON, D.C. - One of the mainstays of America's legislative branch was once again seen roaming the corridors of the U.S. Capitol building, as Mit...
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· Sep 14, 2026
· 77
Climate Activists Blame Global Warming For Zero Hurricanes Forming In Atlantic This Year
U.S. - Climate activists sounded the alarm this week, warning that global warming was to blame for zero hurricanes forming in the Atlantic Ocean this ...
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· Sep 15, 2026
· 44
Supreme Court Rules Securing Elections Unconstitutional
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a landmark decision just weeks before people head to the polls to vote in the midterms, the United States Supreme Court ruled th...
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· Sep 14, 2026
· 65
Anthropic Boasts They Will Kill Off Humanity Way Before OpenAI
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - AI startup Anthropic held a press conference on Monday to proudly announce that its models would bring about the total extinction ...
Church
· Sep 14, 2026
· 84
Baptist Church Potluck Awarded Michelin Star
ATLANTA, GA - A local Baptist church attracted attention this weekend for throwing a potluck that was awarded a prestigious Michelin star.
World
· Sep 14, 2026
· 58
Serving On Jury With Shrill Liberal Women Added To List Of Torture Methods Under Geneva Conventions
GENEVA - A diplomatic council convened over the weekend to vote on a supplement to the Geneva Conventions officially declaring serving on a jury with ...
Politics
· Sep 14, 2026
· 57
Trump Vows To Send Every American One Million Dollars To Combat Inflation
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Donald Trump announced a new plan today to combat inflation by sending every American one million dollars.
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