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· Oct 30, 2026
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Alaska Democrats Caught Busing In Thousands Of Dan Sullivans
ANCHORAGE, AK - In what some pundits are calling a cheap and dirty political trick, Alaska Democrats have been caught busing in thousands of Dan Sulli...
Sports
· Nov 2, 2026
· 8
D'oh! Referees Forget To Rig Game For Chiefs
DENVER, CO - In what experts described as a monumental gaffe for the National Football League, the crew of officials assigned to the Denver-Kansas Cit...
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· Oct 30, 2026
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Amy Acton Stars In Powerful PSA Showing Dangers Of Alcohol
TOLEDO, OH - Ohio Democratic gubernatorial candidate Amy Acton has released a powerful public service announcement to show the dangers of binge drinki...
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· Oct 31, 2026
· 69
Gavin Newsom Says Democrats Would Never Intentionally Subvert Election Process And Also He's Legally Changed His Name To Donald J. Trump
SACRAMENTO, CA - California Governor Gavin Newsom came out in support of Alaska senate candidate Mary Peltola, saying Democrats would never intentiona...
Life
· Oct 30, 2026
· 35
Wife Relieved To Learn Husband Lost Entire Paycheck On ‘Prediction Market' Instead Of Sports Betting
SANDY, UT - Local woman Sheila Northam was reportedly relieved to discover that her husband lost his entire paycheck on the prediction market rather t...
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· Oct 29, 2026
· 46
Voter Turnout In Minnesota Expected To Be Over 130%
ST. PAUL, MN - Voter turnout for the Minnesota midterms is expected to exceed 130%, sources said.
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· Oct 28, 2026
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9 Subtle Clues Your Wife Is Pregnant
Wondering if your wife is pregnant, but don't feel like you know how to ask? Here are are nine subtle clues you can look for to figure out if she is w...
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· Oct 29, 2026
· 52
DHS Agents Seize Ilhan Omar's Phone But Decide To Let Her Keep Pager
U.S. - Sources confirmed on Thursday that, following a raid on Rep. Ilhan Omar's home on October 12, DHS officials seized her mobile phone, but decide...
Religion
· Oct 29, 2026
· 56
IT'S GO TIME: Mormons Prepare For One Evening Of Year When Everyone Will Answer Their Door
SALT LAKE CITY, UT - The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is in the midst of preparations for what it says is the busiest time of the year ...
Sports
· Oct 29, 2026
· 45
Drunken Partiers On Streets Of Milwaukee Surprised To Learn Brewers Won World Series
MILWAUKEE, WI - Drunken partiers stumbling down the streets of downtown Milwaukee were reportedly surprised to learn the Brewers had won the World Ser...
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· Oct 30, 2026
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The Babylon Bee Weekly Roundup | October 30, 2026
The good Lord hath brought us to Friday, and that means it's once again time for The Babylon Bee's Weekly Roundup! Here are the biggest hits from the ...
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· Oct 29, 2026
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Kamala Harris is out there talking about the importance of speaking to children and how there is something important about that. And significant. And ...
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· Oct 28, 2026
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· Oct 27, 2026
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