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The Babylon Bee's Predictions For 2026

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DAYTON, OH - A giant skeleton Halloween decoration received an updated look this week as its owners climbed a ladder and placed a Santa hat on its hea...

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U.S. · Dec 17, 2025 · 22
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - Families hoping for financial relief for the holiday season received troubling news today, as President Donald Trump announced he w...
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PROVIDENCE, RI - Leadership at Brown University, frustrated with the lack of progress in tracking the shooter who killed two students and injured many...

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JERICHO - The victim of a local violent assault and robbery saw his predicament go from bad to worse today, as an introverted Samaritan reportedly cro...

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