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· Jun 22, 2026
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Democrat Candidate For Michigan District 32 Sanitation Board Promises To Free Palestine
MASON, MI - Democratic candidate Brad Winkler vowed to "Free Palestine" as he launched his campaign for the District 32 Sanitation Board this week.
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· Jun 20, 2026
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Obama Library Cruelly Disenfranchises Millions Of Black Americans By Requiring Photo ID For Entry
CHICAGO, IL - In a cruel denial of basic human rights, the Obama Presidential Library has disenfranchised millions of black Americans by requiring pho...
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· Jun 19, 2026
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NASCAR Celebrates Pride Month With First All-Subaru Race
SAN DIEGO, CA - NASCAR will celebrate Pride month this year by featuring its first all-Subaru race at the Navy 250 in San Diego.
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· Jun 19, 2026
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'Now Witness The Firepower Of This Fully Armed And Operational Battle Station,' Cackles Obama
CHICAGO, IL - Seated upon his spinning throne chair, a cackling former President Barack Obama invited guests to witness the firepower of his now fully...
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· Jun 20, 2026
· 67
ISIS Claims Responsibility For Reflecting Pool Algae
KABUL - The notorious terrorist organization ISIS has claimed responsibility for an algae attack that has disrupted the beautiful blue color of the Re...
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· Jun 18, 2026
· 73
Iran Wins $300 Billion Cash Prize For Placing Second In War
TEHRAN - The leadership of the Islamic Republic of Iran was reportedly overjoyed to learn they had won a grand total of $300 billion for coming second...
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· Jun 18, 2026
· 59
Al Gore Explains That While ‘An Inconvenient Truth’ Did Not Prove Accurate, It Did Make Him Incredibly Rich
NASHVILLE, TN - While commemorating the film's 20th anniversary, former Vice President Al Gore explained that while An Inconvenient Truth did not prov...
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· May 19, 2026
· 51
Study Reveals 90% Of Data Centers Just Storing Your Wife’s Pictures Of The Kids
OVERLAND PARK, KS - The need for the construction of massive data storage centers has been in the news again recently, with the results of a new study...
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· Jun 17, 2026
· 83
VICTORY: Trump Secures Reopening Of Strait That Was Open Before War
IRAN - In a sign of total and absolute victory, President Trump announced that he had secured the reopening of the vital Strait of Hormuz, which was o...
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