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· Nov 18, 2025
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Mom Needs You To Come Over And Fix Whatever She Did To The TV
U.S. - According to sources, your mom just called because she desperately needs to talk to you. She needs you to come over and fix whatever she did to...
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· Nov 18, 2025
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Megachurch Now Lets Congregants Set Pastor To 2x Preaching Speed
IRVINE, CA - In an attempt to draw in more members, New Hope Crosspointe Church introduced a new feature this past Sunday, allowing congregants to set...
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· Nov 17, 2025
· 104
Scholars Now Believe Number Of The Beast Is Actually 67
JERUSALEM - In a development which many see as an irrefutable sign of the impeding end times, biblical scholars and historians have reached a consens...
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· Nov 16, 2025
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8 Ways Trump Is Exactly Like Moses
You may think President Trump has little in common with Moses from the Old Testament, but you'd be wrong. The two are practically carbon copies of eac...
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· Nov 17, 2025
· 65
New Dad-GPT Just Responds To All Queries With "OK"
SILICON VALLEY, CA - AI has become more lifelike than ever before, say advance users of OpenAI's new "Dad-GPT," which responds to all queries with a s...
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· Nov 17, 2025
· 73
After Latest Head Injury, Fetterman Announces He's Joining Whig Party
WASHINGTON, D.C. - After suffering yet another head injury, Senator John Fetterman announced he was joining the Whig Party.
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· Nov 15, 2025
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In Devastating Blow, Newly Released Emails Reveal Trump Not Well-Liked By Pedophile
U.S. - In a huge blow to President Trump, newly released emails indicate that he was not well-liked by a pedophile.
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· Nov 13, 2025
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10 Other Commandments That Didn't Make The Cut
The Ten Commandments have long been seen as the backbone of societal laws for thousands of years, but did you know that there were other commandments ...
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· Nov 14, 2025
· 89
Five Guys Now Offering 50-Year Burger Financing
ALEXANDRIA, VA - Inspired by the Trump White House's move toward 50-year mortgages, popular burger chain Five Guys announced it would be addressing th...
Life
· Nov 14, 2025
· 70
Dodge Introduces New Truck Headlights That Blast Gamma Ray Bursts Into Your Eyeballs
AUBURN HILLS, MI - Truck manufacturer Dodge unveiled new headlights today that would come standard with new models and were designed specifically to b...
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· Oct 31, 2025
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New Video - Liberals vs. Conservatives Family Dinner Battle
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