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· Jun 3, 2026
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George Lucas Releases Edit Of The Bible Where Malchus Attacks Peter First
LOS ANGELES, CA - Filmmaker George Lucas was reportedly branching out into Bible sales with a bold new special edition of God's Word, featuring a new ...
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· Jun 3, 2026
· 67
'60 Minutes' Begins Search For New Pompous Blowhard
NEW YORK, NY - After the firing of longtime contributor Scott Pelley due to ongoing conflicts with producers, the long-running CBS News program 60 Min...
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· Jun 2, 2026
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Californians Give Us Their Top 9 Reasons For Still Voting Democrat
It's Primary Election Day in California, and, as expected, a ton of people are still voting Democrat. The Babylon Bee hit the streets to find out why.
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· Jun 1, 2026
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Celebrate Pride Month With These 12 Inspiring Bible Passages About Pride
It's Pride Month again, making this the perfect time of year to see what inspirational passages can be found in God's Word that pertain to the subject...
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· Jun 2, 2026
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'Sesame Street' Now Preceded By Warning That Its Content Is Not Suitable For Children
NEW YORK, NY - For the month of June, episodes of Sesame Street will now be preceded by a warning indicating that the show is no longer suitable for c...
World
· Jun 2, 2026
· 72
Satan Takes Credit For Raisins
HELL - Satan confirmed this week that he was, in fact, responsible for raisins.
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· Jun 1, 2026
· 63
Nation Shocked As Candidate With Nazi Tattoo Turns Out To Be Total Scumbag
U.S. - One of the country's most heavily scrutinized Senate races was thrown into chaos over the weekend, as the nation was shocked to learn that a ca...
Culture
· Jun 1, 2026
· 71
Trump Recognizes Pride Month By Hosting Soccer Match On White House Lawn
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In an unusual gesture across a prominent social divide, President Donald Trump took the official step of recognizing Pride Month th...
Family
· May 19, 2026
· 51
Study Reveals 90% Of Data Centers Just Storing Your Wife’s Pictures Of The Kids
OVERLAND PARK, KS - The need for the construction of massive data storage centers has been in the news again recently, with the results of a new study...
U.S.
· Jun 1, 2026
· 54
State Where P-51 Mustang Was Built In 102 Days Now Taking 4 Years To Build Bridge For Butterflies
AGOURA HILLS, CA - Officials working on new construction in California were surprised to learn that their own state, which was struggling to build a b...
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