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· Aug 28, 2026
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Arte Moreno Finally Arrested For Gross Negligence Of The Los Angeles Angels
ANAHEIM, CA - The Los Angeles area of Anaheim breathed a collective sigh of relief today after authorities finally arrested owner Arte Moreno for his ...
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· Aug 27, 2026
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Grim Reaper Spins 'Wheel Of Death' To See Which Person He Will Take Next
THE UNDERWORLD - The Grim Reaper was reportedly seen preparing to use his "Wheel of Death" to see which person to visit next.
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· Aug 25, 2026
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7 Other Costumes Target Was Forced To Pull Due To Racist Connotations
Retail giant Target came under fire this week for selling a "Blacklight Circus Clown Halloween Costume," which essentially amounted to a kid in blackf...
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· Aug 26, 2026
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Girl Scouts To Award Muslim Badge To Any Girl Who Gets Married Before Age 8
U.S. - The Girl Scouts of America, in cooperation with the Islamic Center of America in Dearborn, MI, unveiled a new Muslim badge girls could earn by ...
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· Aug 27, 2026
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Trump Says Grocery Bills Should Drop After He Renames A Few More Things 'America'
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Donald Trump assured the nation that the cost of groceries should drop just as soon as he renames a few more things "Amer...
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· Aug 26, 2026
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Hasan Piker Says Anyone Trying To Twist His Words As Antisemitic Is A Dirty Lying Jew
WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA - One of the nation's loudest progressive voices issued a strong defense on his own behalf this week, as commentator Hasan Piker sa...
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· Aug 25, 2026
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Apocalypse Draws Near As Last Remaining Universally Beloved Human Being Passes Away
U.S. - The end of the world appears to be drawing nigh as the last remaining universally beloved human being passed away today.
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· Aug 26, 2026
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Bugs Bunny Declares For WNBA Draft
LOS ANGELES, CA - Officials for the Women's National Basketball Association announced this week they have received a letter of intent from Bugs Bunny ...
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· Aug 24, 2026
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Top 10 Reasons To Move To Ohio
People may think Ohio has nothing to offer, but they're wrong. It's still part of America, and that makes it one of the 50 best places in the world to...
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· Aug 26, 2026
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Residents Of Heaven Torn Between Attending Chuck Norris's Martial Arts Seminar And Going To Dolly Parton Show
HEAVEN - Heaven's residents admitted conflict between having to chose between spending the afternoon at Chuck Norris's martial arts demonstration or h...
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