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· Sep 30, 2026
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Delta To Remove All Electrical Systems From Planes After Learning Elon's Teslas Run On Electricity
ATLANTA, GA - Delta executives announced this week that they would be removing all electrical systems from their airplanes after learning Elon Musk's ...
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· Sep 30, 2026
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UK Terror Suspects Back In Custody After Sharing Meme
GLOUCESTERSHIRE - A group of Muslim men released by authorities earlier this week were back in custody today after police received reports that the me...
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· Sep 28, 2026
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Click Here To See The List Of Celebrities Who Have Condemned Iran For Sentencing Women To Public Beatings For Uncovering Their Faces
We are blessed to live in a world where movie stars, musicians, and celebrities of all stripes care so deeply about the oppressed people of the Middle...
World
· Sep 30, 2026
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FlyDubai Hijacker Lands New Job At British Airways
HARMONDSWORTH - Following the harrowing ordeal aboard flight FZ 1073 to Tel Aviv, in which he was subdued by passengers while attempting a violent ter...
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· Sep 29, 2026
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Britain Apologizes For Disrupting Whatever It Was Nice Muslim Men Were Doing
LONDON - The British government issued an official public apology on Tuesday for interrupting whatever it was the nice Muslim men in unmarked vans wer...
Science
· Sep 28, 2026
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9 Incredible Artifacts Unearthed At Noah's Ark
An archaeological dig at the purported site of Noah's Ark has gotten people really excited. And it appears that it might be legit, because the team be...
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· Sep 28, 2026
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CNN: British Farmer Racially Profiles Group Of Muslim Men Out For Sunday Drive
GLOUCESTERSHIRE - CNN reported an ugly example of racial profiling coming out of the UK last weekend, as a British farmer called the police on a group...
Politics
· Sep 29, 2026
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Mamdani Announces New Plan To Fight Antisemitism By Locking His Wife In A Closet
NEW YORK, NY - Mayor Zohran Mamdani announced a new plan to fight antisemitism by locking his own anti-semitic wife in their bedroom closet.
Entertainment
· Sep 29, 2026
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The Year Is 2064 And Dude Perfect Has Just Released ‘Nursing Home Wheelchair Trick Shots Volume 9’
THE FUTURE - The year is 2064, and the guys from Dude Perfect are still going strong, having just released their latest video featuring the most insan...
Life
· Sep 28, 2026
· 92
Man Appalled By Provocative Clothes Being Worn By Woman He's Staring At
TUCSON, AZ - Local man Steve Kenner was outraged at his yoga class this week, condemning the "provocative" clothing worn by the woman he was staring a...
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Here at The Babylon Bee we amass a significant number of props for various projects, some of which never see the light of day. And then we kind of jus...
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It's been a busy news week at The Babylon Bee, what with all the foiled terror attacks around the globe and Trump boasting that he changed the name of...
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Did Scientists Find Noah's Ark?
Is this real or fakeslop? A research team is doing ground penetrating radar scans and core drilling to test samples at the Durupinar site in Turkey an...
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Stardate 43742.5: How Was Church?
It's Stardate 43742.5 and it is also a Monday, which means it's time to ask the question: How was church yesterday?
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