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Cancel Culture: Leftist Fired Simply For Having A Different Opinion On Whether Conservatives Should Be Murdered - Article image
Worldviews · Sep 15, 2025 · 31
Cancel Culture: Leftist Fired Simply For Having A Different Opinion On Whether Conservatives Should Be Murdered

CHICAGO, IL - In what has been described as a disturbing "canceling" trend sweeping across social media, a local leftist was fired from her job simply...

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Entertainment · Sep 15, 2025 · 30
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Entertainment · Sep 15, 2025 · 35
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ISENGARD - According to reports coming from the tower of Orthanc, Gandalf has told his fellow wizard Saruman to stop doom-scrolling on his palantír.
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Theology · Sep 15, 2025 · 28
Scholars Now Believe That The Prodigal Son Returned Home After His Father Changed The Netflix Password

JUDEA - New historical evidence may indicate that the prodigal son returned home after his father changed the Netflix password on him, according to sc...

Theology · Sep 15, 2025 · 28
Scholars Now Believe That The Prodigal Son Returned Home After His Father Changed The Netflix Password

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JUDEA - New historical evidence may indicate that the prodigal son returned home after his father changed the Netflix password on him, according to sc...
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Entertainment · Sep 15, 2025 · 35
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ISENGARD - According to reports coming from the tower of Orthanc, Gandalf has told his fellow wizard Saruman to stop doom-scrolling on his palantír.

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U.S. - Experts revealed that an estimated 12 million new Charlie Kirks had been created overnight following the murder of the conservative echelon ear...
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