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Life · Nov 12, 2025 · 37
Spirit Airlines Hires Joe Rogan To Commentate Mid-Air Fights

U.S. - Longtime UFC commentator Joe Rogan has officially signed a contract with Spirit Airlines to cover mid-air fights.

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Heartwarming: Group Of Senile Senior Citizens Finally Finds Employment

WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a bit of uplifting news today, a group of senile senior citizens in the D.C. area will finally be able to say that they have job...

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Christian Living · Nov 12, 2025 · 47
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HEAVEN - After throwing off this mortal coil, local man Kevin Reese was prepared to give an account of his life to God, only to find himself in line r...
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LAS VEGAS, NV - Following a recent performance by a legendary band of their greatest hits, fans posted online about how they couldn't believe how much...

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HEAVEN - After throwing off this mortal coil, local man Kevin Reese was prepared to give an account of his life to God, only to find himself in line r...

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