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Turd On San Francisco Sidewalk Now Polling Second In California Governor's Race - Article image
Politics · May 6, 2026 · 55
Turd On San Francisco Sidewalk Now Polling Second In California Governor's Race

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - With less than six months to go before residents vote to elect the state's next leader, the latest polls showed that a turd on a S...

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Travel · May 6, 2026 · 31
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Church · May 6, 2026 · 21
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MOBILE, AL - Local underperforming Christian Jason Bingham continued his lukewarm ways today, settling for attending the Third Baptist Church of Mobil...
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MONTEREY PARK, CA - A heated debate between the candidates for governor of California descended into mayhem last night after Katie Porter dumped an en...

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MOBILE, AL - Local underperforming Christian Jason Bingham continued his lukewarm ways today, settling for attending the Third Baptist Church of Mobil...

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