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· Jul 7, 2026
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SULLIVAN, ME - A promising political career has been abruptly cut short after rape allegations have sadly marred the reputation of a local Nazi.
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· Jul 8, 2026
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Introverted Conference Attendee Torn Between Participating In Icebreaker And Throwing Self Off Coronado Bridge
SAN DIEGO, CA - Introverted conference attendee Art Pendelton was torn this morning between participating in a mandatory icebreaker or throwing himsel...
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· Jul 6, 2026
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On June 30, the United States Supreme Court upheld the right of states to ban transgender athletes from competing in female sports. Now, the hard work...
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· Jul 6, 2026
· 73
Dems Wishing There Had Been Some Sort Of Sign That Platner Was A Bad Person
U.S. - In the wake of sexual assault allegations being leveled at Senate nominee Graham Platner, Democrats were left wishing there had been some sort ...
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America Finally Interested In Soccer After Realizing How Angry You Can Make Europeans
U.S. - After years of ignoring the world's most popular sport, Americans finally took a keen interest in soccer after discovering how much it can irri...
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· Jul 6, 2026
· 58
Study Finds 92% Of Husbands' Time Spent Waiting For Their Wives
U.S. - A study published by the American Association for the Advancement of Science on Monday revealed that exactly 92% of a husband's time is spent w...
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Can You Spot All The Signs Of Racism In This Patriotic Picture?
Racism is everywhere - especially on July 4th! To be a good anti-racist, you must train yourself to see racism everywhere and then loudly and obnoxiou...
Crime
· Jul 4, 2026
· 74
Chicago Police Assure Residents Those Loud Popping Noises Are Just Gunshots
CHICAGO, IL - After fielding a flood of calls complaining of loud popping noises, the Chicago Police Department issued a statement assuring residents ...
Family
· May 19, 2026
· 51
Study Reveals 90% Of Data Centers Just Storing Your Wife’s Pictures Of The Kids
OVERLAND PARK, KS - The need for the construction of massive data storage centers has been in the news again recently, with the results of a new study...
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· Jul 3, 2026
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Nation Agrees To Let Biden Be President To Hear Him Attempt To Say 'Semiquincentennial'
WASHINGTON, D.C. - America was in for a treat this holiday weekend, as the nation agreed to allow Joe Biden to be president again for one day during t...
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