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· Oct 12, 2026
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Mamdani Says ICE Agents Who Cross Border Into New York City Without Permission Will Be Prosecuted
NEW YORK, NY - The mayor's office announced on Monday that any ICE agents who cross the border into the city without permission would be prosecuted to...
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· Oct 12, 2026
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Man Heads To Golf Course For Relaxing Afternoon Cursing Himself And The Day He Was Born
COLLEGE STATION, TX - Off work for Columbus Day, local man Clay Taylor headed out to the golf course for a relaxing afternoon cursing himself and the ...
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· Oct 9, 2026
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10 Best Reasons To Vote For Democrats In The Midterms
The midterms are less than a month away, so it's important for you to understand who you're voting for and why. You may think that voting for Republic...
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· Oct 10, 2026
· 95
Lot Wins Halloween Couples Costume Contest Dressed As Pepper Shaker
THE PLAIN OF JORDAN - Lot won first prize in a local Halloween couples costume contest this weekend after dressing up as a pepper shaker.
Sports
· Oct 10, 2026
· 43
Heaven Excited To Finally Get Answer To Who Would Win A Fight Between God And Mike Ditka
HEAVEN - Heavenly residents have gathered in rapt anticipation, excited to finally get the answer to the age-old question of who would win a fight bet...
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· Oct 10, 2026
· 85
Plastic Bag That Blew Into Modern Art Museum Sells For $10 Million
CHICAGO, IL - A plastic shopping bag that accidentally blew inside the Chicago Museum of Modern Art sold at auction for $10 million.
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· Oct 9, 2026
· 56
Mamdani Struggling To Find That Perfect Work-Terrorism Balance
NEW YORK, NY - Mayor Zoran Mamdani's demeanor suffered in recent days, according to observers, as he struggled to find that perfect work-terrorism bal...
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· Oct 9, 2026
· 80
Democrat Strategists Remove James Talarico From Campaign Trail To Hide The Fact That He's James Talarico
AUSTIN, TX - Senate candidate James Talarico suddenly disappeared from the campaign trail last week after Democratic strategists realized that he is J...
U.S.
· Oct 8, 2026
· 50
Experts Fear Terrorist Activity In Minneapolis Could Spread To America Next
U.S. - After a terrorist attack on the Mall of America was narrowly thwarted yesterday, experts warned that terrorist activity could spread beyond Min...
World
· Oct 8, 2026
· 63
French Frantically Search Rioting Mob For Someone To Surrender To
PARIS - French leaders came up empty-handed on Thursday after spending several days searching for someone in the rioting mob to surrender to.
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· Oct 12, 2026
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Snopes Saves The Day By Fact Checking Satire From The Bee Again
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· Oct 12, 2026
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How Was Church? Building Your House On The Rock Edition
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· Oct 9, 2026
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The Babylon Bee Weekly Roundup | October 9, 2026
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Dad Commits Harakiri In Shame After Not Mowing Lawn Lines Perfectly Straight
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