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· Jan 7, 2026
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White House Announces Over 1,000,000 New Jobs Were Created In December But They Were All Filled By Marco Rubio
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House announced that job creation in December blew past expectations, with over one million new jobs being created in jus...
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· Jan 6, 2026
· 68
Democrats Solemnly Remember The Only Riot They Didn't Like
WASHINGTON, D.C. - On the anniversary of the January 6, 2021, incident at the U.S. Capitol, Democrat lawmakers gathered together once again to solemnl...
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· 57
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· 42
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· 33
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· 78
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· Jan 6, 2026
· 54
Awkward: Biden Forced To Pay Trump The $25 Million Bounty For Capturing Maduro
WILMINGTON, DE - With the successful military operation to topple the authoritarian Venezuelan government, former President Joe Biden was notified tha...
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· Jan 5, 2026
· 86
Tim Walz Retiring To Spend More Time In Prison‬
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· Jan 5, 2026
· 86
7 Simple Ways To Be A Better Christian This Year
If you're hoping to make good on your New Year's resolution to become a better Christian than you've come to the right place. The staff of The Babylon...
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· Jan 6, 2026
· 57
Trump In High-Speed Chase From International Cops After Breaking International Law
SOMEWHERE IN THE NEVADA DESERT - U.S. President Donald Trump was spotted fleeing from international cops in a high-speed chase after allegedly breakin...
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· Jan 5, 2026
· 65
Liberals Quickly Change 'No Kings' Signs To Read 'Yes Kings' In Support Of Maduro
U.S. - Liberal protesters have taken to the streets to protest the U.S. government's arrest of Nicolás Maduro by quickly switching their "NO KINGS" s...
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· Dec 15, 2021
· 170
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· Jan 5, 2026
· 48
Thoughtful Husband Purposely Does Numerous Things Wrong Because He Knows How Much His Wife Loves Nagging
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· Jan 3, 2026
· 117
Democrats Confused Why Venezuelans Cheering Downfall Of Nice, Warm Collectivism
U.S. - Bewildered Democrats watched in utter confusion today as Venezuelans cheered the downfall of warm, cozy collectivism.
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