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· Jun 9, 2026
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Trump Narrowly Escapes Being Bitten By Rabid Kristen Welker
EAU CLAIRE, WI - In a frightening encounter during his trip to Wisconsin, President Donald Trump narrowly avoided being bitten by a rabid Kristen Welk...
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· Jun 8, 2026
· 54
Fundamentalist Church Announces Fun VBS Theme 'Demons Are Out To Get You'
WACO, TX - A local fundamentalist church announced a new theme for VBS that was attracting a lot of attention in the community: "Demons Are Out To Get...
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· Jun 8, 2026
· 59
Teen Boy Worried Hair Does Not Look Enough Like Head Of Broccoli
HOUSTON, TX - Taking stock of himself in the mirror this morning, local teenager Adrian Larson became deeply concerned that his hair does not look eno...
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· Jun 5, 2026
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Liberals Give Us Their 10 Most Convincing Arguments For Abortion
Among Americans, there remains an ever-growing divide between those who are pro-life and those who are pro-killing-their-baby. In an attempt to bridge...
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· Jun 6, 2026
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Parents Choose Abortion After Devastating News That Their Baby Would Be Among Happiest Demographic On Earth
SALEM, OR - Local parents Terry and Jessica Pritchard decided to abort their baby after receiving the devastating news that he would be among the happ...
Politics
· Jun 5, 2026
· 81
After Mail-In Ballots Tallied, Joe Biden Wins L.A. Mayor Race With 81 Million Votes
LOS ANGELES, CA - After multiple days of late-night mail-in ballot drops finally being tallied, it was discovered that Joe Biden had won the Los Angel...
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· Jun 4, 2026
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10 Irrefutable Proofs Russia Is Better Than The U.S.
Sociological experts and podcasters agree: Living in Russia is far superior to living in the United States. From their pristine subways and plentiful ...
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· Jun 3, 2026
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7 Ways To Celebrate Pride Month With Your Family This Year
Pride Month is once again upon us, leaving families everywhere looking for the best ways to celebrate the occasion this year.
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· May 19, 2026
· 51
Study Reveals 90% Of Data Centers Just Storing Your Wife’s Pictures Of The Kids
OVERLAND PARK, KS - The need for the construction of massive data storage centers has been in the news again recently, with the results of a new study...
Politics
· Jun 5, 2026
· 67
Graham Platner Reassures Voters That There Are Probably Only 14 Or 15 More Horrific Revelations To Come
SULLIVAN, ME - Following yet another scandal that engulfed his campaign for a U.S. Senate seat in Maine, Democrat Graham Platner reassured voters that...
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· May 25, 2026
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· May 19, 2026
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As you may have heard, Thomas Massie has officially been defeated in Kentucky's GOP primary, heralding the end of his Congressional tenure. Massie has...
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Rejected Babylon Bee Photoshop #3492
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Photo Caption Challenge Winner: Trump And The Bees Edition
Last week, we put out the challenge to our intrepid subscribers to caption this glorious photo of Trump with a bee. After sifting through the stack of...
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