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· Sep 8, 2026
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· Sep 9, 2026
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'Oh, Your Intelligent Creations Are Trying To Kill You? That's Interesting,' Says Jesus
PALO ALTO, CA - As tech giants continue to bicker back and forth about the dangers of A.I. becoming powerful enough to kill all humanity, Silicon Vall...
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· Sep 8, 2026
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Senate Approves Mitch McConnell Working Remotely From Grave
WASHINGTON, D.C. - As the U.S. Congress prepared to return to work next week, one major lingering question was answered as the Senate approved a reque...
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· Sep 8, 2026
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Disciples Shocked As Apostle Paul Returns From Prison Tattooed And Totally Ripped
PHILIPPI - According to sources, the disciples at Lydia's house were shocked to see that Paul had returned from prison covered in tattoos and "totally...
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· Sep 9, 2026
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GOP Heads To Dallas For Advice From Cowboys On Blowing It In November
DALLAS, TX - With the pivotal midterm elections less than two months away, the nation's most prominent members of the Republican Party prepared to gat...
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· Sep 7, 2026
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Nation’s Murderers Excited To Learn Killing Legal If You Say You Were Sad
U.S. - Millions of murderers across the country expressed overwhelming optimism today following reports that killing someone is effectively legal, pro...
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· Sep 6, 2026
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Breakthrough As Scientists At University Of Michigan Develop Ability To Travel Back In Time One Second
ANN ARBOR - In one of the most remarkable technological breakthroughs of the past millennium, scientists at the University of Michigan have successful...
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· Sep 6, 2026
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Controversy In Michigan Tarnishes NCAA’s Otherwise Perfect Reputation
ANN ARBOR, MI - A highly controversial ending at Michigan Stadium has unfortunately put a slight black eye on the NCAA's otherwise sterling reputation...
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· Sep 7, 2026
· 93
California Teen Flunks Driver's License Test For Fully Stopping At Stop Sign
SACRAMENTO, CA - A local 16-year-old saw her dreams crushed Thursday after bringing her vehicle to a complete, zero-mile-per-hour stop at a stop sign,...
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