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· Feb 11, 2026
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· Feb 11, 2026
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TPUSA Announces 'All-American Olympics' Featuring Kid Rock Competing In Every Sport
U.S. - Turning Point USA has announced that they will be hosting the "All-American Olympics" which will feature Kid Rock competing in every single Oly...
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· 66
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· Feb 10, 2026
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Bad Bunny broke down barriers at this year's Super Bowl by putting on a show that only 15% of the viewing audience could understand, which has people ...
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· Feb 10, 2026
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Lindsey Vonn Announces She Has Joined The U.S. Paralympics Team
CORTINA D'AMPEZZO - After suffering a nasty fall on the slopes during the women's downhill competition, American skier Lindsey Vonn announced that she...
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· Feb 9, 2026
· 58
Support For ICE Skyrockets To 99% After Halftime Show
SANTA CLARA, CA - Following this year's Super Bowl halftime show featuring the musical stylings of Bad Bunny, surveys show support for Immigration and...
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· Feb 10, 2026
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U.S. Ski Team Awarded Gold Medal For Synchronized Screaming About Trump
MILANO - The United States Ski Team showed exceptional teamwork this week, as they secured victory in the Synchronized Screaming About Trump event, ju...
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· Feb 9, 2026
· 38
Patriots' Offensive Line Surprised To Learn Super Bowl Was Yesterday
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· Dec 15, 2021
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· Feb 8, 2026
· 91
NBC Suffers Bizarre Technical Glitch As Entire Halftime Show Broadcast In Spanish
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· Feb 9, 2026
· 61
Pharmaceutical Companies Wondering If They Should Develop Anti-Depressant Whose First Listed Side Effect Isn't 'SEVERE THOUGHTS OF SUICIDE'
U.S. - Researchers at the nation's leading pharmaceutical companies are reportedly having second thoughts about their manufacturing methods for antide...
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· Feb 9, 2026
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· Feb 5, 2026
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