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· Jan 8, 2026
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Anthropologists Discover Uncontacted Tribe In Remote Area Of IKEA
COSTA MESA, CA - A team of anthropologists hard at work completing a field study announced that they had discovered a previously uncontacted native tr...
U.S.
· Jan 8, 2026
· 76
Exhausted Nation Wishes Minnesota Would Be Normal For Like Five Minutes
U.S. - According to sources, an exhausted nation was wishing Minnesota would just be normal for, like, five minutes.
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Teenager Confused How Parents Still Don't Know Everything When It Only Took Him 16 Years
Family · Jan 8, 2026
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Family Stages Intervention Over 40-Year-Old Dad's Skinny Jeans
Family · Jan 7, 2026
· 72
Maduro Now Polling As Most Popular Democrat
Politics · Jan 7, 2026
· 55
Game Of Candy Land Testing Dad's Commitment To Dry January
Family · Jan 7, 2026
· 40
Greenland Panics As Marco Rubio Seen Donning Parka
World · Jan 7, 2026
· 39
Libertarian Politician Googles 'What Is The Absolute Dumbest Take Possible' Before Deciding What Side Of Issue To Come Down On
Politics · Jan 6, 2026
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· Jan 7, 2026
· 75
8 Perfect New Jobs For Tim Walz
With the announcement that he is withdrawing from the Minnesota governor's race, Tim Walz is on the hunt for a new career. Fortunately, The Babylon Be...
Politics
· Jan 7, 2026
· 75
Democrats Once Again Threaten Civil War To Stop Republicans From Taking Away Their Slave Laborers
MINNEAPOLIS, MN - For the second time in American history, Democrats are threatening civil war if Republicans do not stop taking away their slave labo...
Politics
· Jan 8, 2026
· 66
Democrats Demand To Know Why ICE Agents Can't Just Shoot Cars In The Leg
MINNEAPOLIS, MN - Democrats took to social media following the deadly ICE shooting in Minneapolis to demand to know why the agents can't just shoot ca...
Politics
· Jan 7, 2026
· 33
White House Announces Over 1,000,000 New Jobs Were Created In December But They Were All Filled By Marco Rubio
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House announced that job creation in December blew past expectations, with over one million new jobs being created in jus...
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Politics
· Jan 6, 2026
· 76
Democrats Solemnly Remember The Only Riot They Didn't Like
WASHINGTON, D.C. - On the anniversary of the January 6, 2021, incident at the U.S. Capitol, Democrat lawmakers gathered together once again to solemnl...
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· Dec 15, 2021
· 170
10 Christmas Gift Ideas For Your Leftist Child
First off, congratulations on raising a child already versed in progressive ideals! Your Christmas holiday is sure to be filled with joy, laughter, fe...
Politics
· Jan 6, 2026
· 57
Awkward: Biden Forced To Pay Trump The $25 Million Bounty For Capturing Maduro
WILMINGTON, DE - With the successful military operation to topple the authoritarian Venezuelan government, former President Joe Biden was notified tha...
Politics
· Jan 5, 2026
· 87
Tim Walz Retiring To Spend More Time In Prison‬
MINNEAPOLIS, MN - Amid accusations connected to a massive fraud scandal, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz has announced he will not seek reelection.
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· Jan 5, 2026
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It's A New Year Filled With Possibilities
It's a new year and we've already taken out the communist dictator of Venezuela. Are we off to a good start? What are the communist dictators in your ...
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· Dec 29, 2025
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New Video - The Buzz #031: Prophesying Over 2026
The Babylon Bee looks back on their 2025 highlights and prophesies over the upcoming new year.
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· Dec 24, 2025
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New Video - The Bee’s Best Videos of 2025
It's been a rather dark year, which only makes the need for laughter greater. Check out our top-performing sketches of 2025. They're good! Guaranteed!
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New Video - The Buzz #030: All I Want For Christmas
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