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U.S. · Feb 21, 2026 · 74
Black Man In Utah Obviously Lost

UTAH - A black man was seen in Utah today, obviously lost.

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TEL AVIV - Shortly after landing at Ben Gurion Airport to conduct an interview with U.S. Ambassador Mike Huckabee, commentator Tucker Carlson reported...

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