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Science · Jan 8, 2026 · 79
Anthropologists Discover Uncontacted Tribe In Remote Area Of IKEA

COSTA MESA, CA - A team of anthropologists hard at work completing a field study announced that they had discovered a previously uncontacted native tr...

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