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· May 11, 2026
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Woman Healed Of Liberalism After Touching Golden Trump Statue
MIAMI, FL - A newly christened golden statue of President Donald Trump may have healing powers, as sources confirmed a woman who had touched it was mi...
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· May 11, 2026
· 43
Ew, A Gross Disgusting Bug — What, Why Did You Kill It, YOU MONSTER! — Op-Ed By Wife
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· May 11, 2026
· 81
Three Republicans Thrown Into Fiery Furnace For Not Bowing Down To Trump Statue
MAR-A-LAGO, FL - Three Republicans refused to bow to the golden Trump statue at Mar-A-Lago, sources confirmed today. Those at the unveiling had been i...
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· May 8, 2026
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'I Am Your Father,' Reveals Trump To Horrified Mark Hamill
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Donald Trump called an impromptu press conference in front of the White House this week to deliver a life-changing message to actor...
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· May 11, 2026
· 49
New York Offers To House Hantavirus Patients In Nursing Homes
MANHATTAN - The State of New York has graciously offered to allow American hantavirus patients to stay in any of their local nursing homes.
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· May 9, 2026
· 64
Oil Tanker Slips Anonymously Through Strait Of Hormuz By Adding Fake Nose And Mustache
MIDDLE EAST - An oil tanker has managed to slip through the Strait of Hormuz completely undetected after donning a giant fake nose and mustache.
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· May 8, 2026
· 55
10 Shocking Revelations From The Declassified UFO Files
In a long-anticipated move, the U.S. government finally released a trove of previously classified files about UFOs and the search for extraterrestrial...
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· May 8, 2026
· 82
Virginia Considering New Measure That Just Makes It Illegal For Republicans To Vote
RICHMOND, VA - In the wake of the Virginia Supreme Court striking down the commonwealth's redrawn voting map, Democrats proposed a new measure that ju...
U.S.
· May 8, 2026
· 63
UFO Files Reveal Aliens Here And Already Defrauded Minnesota For $20 Billion
MINNEAPOLIS, MN - A newly released batch of classified government documents revealed aliens have already been present for many years, and they've been...
Politics
· May 8, 2026
· 61
Democrat Effort To Retake Congress Once Again Thwarted By Existence Of Laws
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Frustrated members of the Democratic Party expressed exasperation today, as their effort to retake control of the United States Con...
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· May 5, 2026
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