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Trump Announces Plan To Take Australia And Cash In Its 2 Troop Bonus Every Round, Wait Till All The Other Armies Are Depleted, Then Launch His Assault On Asia - Article image
World · Jan 14, 2026 · 29
Trump Announces Plan To Take Australia And Cash In Its 2 Troop Bonus Every Round, Wait Till All The Other Armies Are Depleted, Then Launch His Assault On Asia

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U.S. · Jan 13, 2026 · 64
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TYLER, TX - Local man Ryan Jennings discovered today that the hole in his heart was actually in the precise shape of a seven-ton mini-excavator.
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - As part of ongoing efforts to improve things in both countries, the United States reportedly made an official diplomatic offer to t...

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TYLER, TX - Local man Ryan Jennings discovered today that the hole in his heart was actually in the precise shape of a seven-ton mini-excavator.

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