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Newsom Signs Law Requiring All Cars To Be Horses By 2030 - Article image
Politics · Aug 23, 2026 · 80
Newsom Signs Law Requiring All Cars To Be Horses By 2030

SACRAMENTO, CA - Governor Gavin Newsom signed a bill into law this week requiring all cars to be horses by the year 2030.

Numerous Casualties At Park In Bloody Turf War Between Tennis Players And Pickleballers - Article image
Sports · Aug 21, 2026 · 61
Numerous Casualties At Park In Bloody Turf War Between Tennis Players And Pickleballers

MINNEAPOLIS, MN - Authorities responded on Friday afternoon to an apparent turf war at Kenwood Park, where tennis players and pickleballers fought to ...

Man Arrested In Britain For Briefly Thinking About Sharing Meme - Article image
Crime · Aug 22, 2026 · 73
Man Arrested In Britain For Briefly Thinking About Sharing Meme

BIRMINGHAM, ENGLAND - Local man Roger Fisher was arrested this morning on suspicion of briefly considering sharing a meme.
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Politics · Aug 22, 2026 · 64

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House has announced that the new Press Secretary will just be a poster-sized photo of Scott Jennings doing that face he d...

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Crime · Aug 20, 2026 · 73
Liberal White Women Stand Weeping Outside Court Trying Jack The Ripper

LONDON - Dozens of liberal white women gathered outside a local courthouse, weeping and holding signs of support for serial killer Jack the Ripper.

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Liberal White Women Stand Weeping Outside Court Trying Jack The Ripper

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LONDON - Dozens of liberal white women gathered outside a local courthouse, weeping and holding signs of support for serial killer Jack the Ripper.
Man Arrested In Britain For Briefly Thinking About Sharing Meme - Article image
Crime · Aug 22, 2026 · 73
Man Arrested In Britain For Briefly Thinking About Sharing Meme

BIRMINGHAM, ENGLAND - Local man Roger Fisher was arrested this morning on suspicion of briefly considering sharing a meme.

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