Mom Needs You To Come Over And Fix Whatever She Did To The TV - Article image
Life · Nov 18, 2025 · 45
Mom Needs You To Come Over And Fix Whatever She Did To The TV
U.S. - According to sources, your mom just called because she desperately needs to talk to you. She needs you to come over and fix whatever she did to...
Megachurch Now Lets Congregants Set Pastor To 2x Preaching Speed - Article image
Church · Nov 18, 2025 · 19
Megachurch Now Lets Congregants Set Pastor To 2x Preaching Speed
IRVINE, CA - In an attempt to draw in more members, New Hope Crosspointe Church introduced a new feature this past Sunday, allowing congregants to set...
With Internet Down, Your Uncle Now Forced To Go Door-To-Door To Share Fake News - Article image
Family · Nov 18, 2025 · 14
With Internet Down, Your Uncle Now Forced To Go Door-To-Door To Share Fake News
BREAKING - Authorities issued an urgent bulletin this morning, notifying the public to be aware that, due to this morning's widespread internet outage...
Troubling New Survey Shows 90 Percent Of Graduating High School Seniors Don't Know The Airspeed Velocity Of An Unladen Swallow
Troubling New Survey Shows 90 Percent Of Graduating High School Seniors Don't Know The Airspeed Velocity Of An Unladen Swallow - Featured article image
Education · Nov 18, 2025 · 63
PALO ALTO, CA - A startling new study out of Stanford University shows almost all graduating high school seniors in the U.S. are unable to recall the ...
Thousands Of Potentially Career-Ending Posts Thwarted By Internet Outage - Article image
Tech · Nov 18, 2025 · 17
Thousands Of Potentially Career-Ending Posts Thwarted By Internet Outage
U.S. - Thanks to Tuesday's global Internet outage, tens of thousands of career-ending social media posts were thwarted.