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White House Announces Over 1,000,000 New Jobs Were Created In December But They Were All Filled By Marco Rubio - Article image
Politics · Jan 7, 2026 · 7
White House Announces Over 1,000,000 New Jobs Were Created In December But They Were All Filled By Marco Rubio

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House announced that job creation in December blew past expectations, with over one million new jobs being created in jus...

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Politics · Jan 6, 2026 · 56
Democrats Solemnly Remember The Only Riot They Didn't Like

WASHINGTON, D.C. - On the anniversary of the January 6, 2021, incident at the U.S. Capitol, Democrat lawmakers gathered together once again to solemnl...

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LITTLE ROCK, AR - Local dad Matt Carver has found his commitment to doing "Dry January" severely tested by a game of Candy Land with his three-year-ol...
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MINNEAPOLIS, MN - Amid accusations connected to a massive fraud scandal, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz has announced he will not seek reelection.
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Politics · Jan 6, 2026 · 52
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If you're hoping to make good on your New Year's resolution to become a better Christian than you've come to the right place. The staff of The Babylon...
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