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Politics
· Oct 5, 2026
· 26
Democrats Blame Cuts In USAID For Slowing Communist Takeover Of The West
U.S. - With unrest drawing attention around the globe and the November midterm elections coming up soon, Democrats made it a point to blame President ...
Scripture
· Oct 5, 2026
· 32
Archeologists Finally Find Evidence Of Nephilim — Oh, Wait, It’s Just A Yard Skeleton
SAN ANTONIO, TX - A group of archaeologists at the University of Texas in San Antonio excitedly announced the discovery of a massive skeleton that cou...
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U.S.
· Oct 3, 2026
· 86
Avoid Getting Charged With Rape At A Ketamine-Fueled Orgy With This One Simple Trick
While the facts are still coming out in the Cornell case, some of the allegations appear to be a total reversal of the accuser's story from two years ...
Crime
· Oct 2, 2026
· 108
10 Surefire Ways To Execute Criminals
While humanity was once pretty effective at executing criminals, we've stumbled a bit as of late.
Celebs
· Oct 3, 2026
· 92
Authorities Now Believe FlyDubai Copilot Radicalized By Watching Ms. Rachel Videos
DUBAI - After a preliminary investigation, authorities believe the failed FlyDubai hijacker Hamam Al-Hammami was radicalized online by watching Ms. Ra...
World
· Oct 5, 2026
· 45
France Persuaded By Protesters' Arguments After Seeing Them Set Woman's Face On Fire
PARIS - The broader French populace became persuaded by the justness of the protesters' cause after seeing them use a homemade blowtorch to set a woma...
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U.S.
· Oct 2, 2026
· 65
Letitia James Indicts Trump In Cornell Case
ITHACA, NY - Immediately following her appointment as a special prosecutor to investigate the alleged sexual assault of a female student, New York Att...
Sponsored
· Oct 1, 2026
· 41
The 10 Best Things A Man Can Say To His Pregnant Wife
It can be hard to know what to say to a pregnant lady, especially when you're the man she's depending on for love and support. Fear not, gentlemen.
Media
· Sep 30, 2026
· 65
Here's How 'The New York Times' Reported 9 Historic Attacks
The New York Times is a staple of the American newspaper industry, which is impressive considering it has a reputation for not reporting news. Its rec...
Crime
· Oct 1, 2026
· 67
Death Row Inmates Across The Country Put In Requests For All-Female Execution Teams
U.S. - Death row inmates all across the United States reportedly placed urgent requests to have their executions performed by all-female teams.
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· Oct 5, 2026
· 30
How Was Church? Ladder Edition
It's Monday, and you know what that means! The almost obligatory "How Was Church?" post. How was your Lord's Day service? Did your pastor use any ladd...
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· Oct 2, 2026
· 45
The Babylon Bee Weekly Roundup | Friday, October 2, 2026
It's Friday and that means it is time for The Babylon Bee's Weekly Roundup! We're here to catch you up on the biggest stories of the past week as repo...
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· Oct 1, 2026
· 47
Office Buzz: Props!
Here at The Babylon Bee we amass a significant number of props for various projects, some of which never see the light of day. And then we kind of jus...
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· Sep 30, 2026
· 211
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It's been a busy news week at The Babylon Bee, what with all the foiled terror attacks around the globe and Trump boasting that he changed the name of...
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