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· Nov 22, 2025
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Average IQ In Congress Expected To Rise Significantly After MTG Resigns
WASHINGTON, D.C. - With Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene announcing her resignation in January, the average IQ in Congress is expected to rise ab...
Lifestyle
· Nov 22, 2025
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‘I'm Going To Collect Nutcrackers,’ Explains Serial Killer
TOPEKA, KS - Local serial killer Roger Thompson spent all morning today explaining his deep passion for collecting nutcrackers.
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World · Nov 21, 2025
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Congress Passes Resolution To Release Santa’s Naughty/Nice List
Politics · Nov 21, 2025
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Nation Wonders Whatever Happened To The Guy Who Made 'Aliens' And 'Terminator 2' And Then Just Completely Stopped Making Movies
Entertainment · Nov 20, 2025
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Live-Action Remake Of Animated Film 98% Animated
Entertainment · Nov 20, 2025
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Taco Bell Worker Not Impressed By Customer's Excellent Spanish Pronunciation Of 'Chalupa'
Life · Nov 20, 2025
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Mamdani Targets The Rich With New Tax On Anyone Who Makes More Than $0 A Year
Politics · Nov 20, 2025
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· Nov 21, 2025
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Breaking: Hamas Breaches White House Perimeter
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Donald Trump was rushed to an emergency bunker below the East Wing following reports that a member of Hamas breached the ...
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· Nov 20, 2025
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Do You Have What It Takes To Be A Professional Journalist? Here Are 9 Qualifications
There's no more noble aspiration than that of one day becoming a professional journalist, but many may feel intimidated or unequipped to pursue such a...
Tech
· Nov 21, 2025
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Microsoft Introduces Convenient New 47-Factor Authentication
SEATTLE, WA - The Microsoft Corporation announced today that they've developed a convenient new 47-factor authentication protocol for all Windows-enab...
Life
· Nov 21, 2025
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Starbucks Appeals To Men With New Zyn Spice Frappucino
SEATTLE, WA - In an effort to attract more male customers, Starbucks announced the release of its new Zyn Spice Frappuccino.
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· Nov 19, 2025
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Starving African Children Raise Money To Feed Ariana Grande
MEKELLE, ETHIOPIA - Starving African children bravely banded together this week to raise money to feed singer and actress Ariana Grande.
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· Nov 19, 2025
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10 Proofs Jesus Was American
Lots of people try to remake Jesus in their own image by viewing His life through the lens of their culture, but this is a remarkably offensive way to...
Church
· Nov 19, 2025
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11 Chilling Examples Of American Christians Being Persecuted
Being a Christian can be rough - especially if you're a Christian in America. Believers in other countries may have a hard time, but American Christia...
Church
· Nov 20, 2025
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In Show Of Support For Immigrants, Pope Leo Dons New Papal Sombrero
VATICAN - In a powerful show of solidarity with people who cross America's southern border illegally, Pope Leo XIV unveiled a brand new Papal Sombrero...
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· Nov 20, 2025
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New Video - The Buzz #025: MKULtra Training
This week it looks like Trump has signed the bill to release the Epstein files, Skillet released a Christmas song that grandmas wish was more tame and...
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· Nov 20, 2025
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Will A.I. And Robotics Create A Utopia Or A Heckscape?
Elon Musk has been up to some very interesting things besides saving free speech on the internet. His companies have been developing feasible interpla...
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· Nov 17, 2025
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Hey Christians, How Was Church Yesterday?
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· Nov 13, 2025
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New Video - The Buzz #024: Government Grand Re-Opening
Just like the McRib, the highly demanded musical skill of the Bee crew is back in this week's Buzz. The Government has re-opened, Trump is toting his ...
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Politics · Dec 27, 2019
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Politics · Sep 22, 2020
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