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· Jun 18, 2026
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Joseph Hoping At Some Point To Have Dream That Doesn't Make Everyone Want To Kill Him
CANAAN - The young son of a prominent family remained optimistic that he would someday have a dream that doesn't make everyone in his life want to kil...
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· Jun 17, 2026
· 46
MLB Orders Players Who Refused To Bow To Pride Flag To Be Thrown Into Fiery Furnace
NEW YORK, NY - MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred, reportedly infuriated by news of ball players defiling their pride hats with Bible verses, has ordered an...
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· Jun 17, 2026
· 61
Babylon Bee Guide: The Most Popular VBS Theme For Each Denomination
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· Jun 16, 2026
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Oh No! Trump Negotiates Deal With England And Now They Have The Colonies Back
U.S. - According to sources, a routine agreement negotiated by President Donald Trump has resulted in control of the original 13 colonies being transf...
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· Jun 16, 2026
· 47
JD Vance Makes Contact With Tribe Of Illiterate, Feral Women
NEW YORK, NY - According to sources, Vice President JD Vance stumbled upon an incredible discovery on Tuesday when he made contact with a tribe of ill...
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· Jun 16, 2026
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9 Upcoming Fights In The White House Octagon
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· Jun 15, 2026
· 66
Can You Spot The 7 Clues In This Picture That This Family Homeschools?
Homeschool families used to be easy to spot, as twenty years ago the kids were all giant dorks. These days, it's a lot more difficult to figure out. T...
Politics
· Jun 16, 2026
· 56
Democrats Vow To Keep Fighting Until Nobody In America Can Be Successful
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In the wake of Elon Musk officially becoming the world's first confirmed trillionaire, leaders of the Democratic Party pledged to n...
Family
· May 19, 2026
· 51
Study Reveals 90% Of Data Centers Just Storing Your Wife’s Pictures Of The Kids
OVERLAND PARK, KS - The need for the construction of massive data storage centers has been in the news again recently, with the results of a new study...
Culture
· Jun 16, 2026
· 59
Man Attributes Classical Music Knowledge To Watching Bugs Bunny Cartoons
MADISON, WI - Local man Brad Pulman admitted to friends that all the knowledge he has ever obtained about classical music he received by watching clas...
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