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Trump Delays Iran Attack Until Consulting With Whoopi Goldberg - Article image
Politics · Jan 16, 2026 · 37
Trump Delays Iran Attack Until Consulting With Whoopi Goldberg

WASHINGTON, D.C. - According to an anonymous White House source, a U.S. military strike on Iran had been delayed until President Donald Trump could co...

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Entertainment · Jan 16, 2026 · 23
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SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Kathleen Kennedy was reportedly very sad to leave Lucasfilm before she had the chance to make a trilogy of Star Wars movies about ...

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Politics · Jan 16, 2026 · 22
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Politics · Jan 16, 2026 · 22
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