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Trump's Strategy Of Hiring Lawyers Based On Bust Size Not Working As Well As Anticipated - Article image
U.S. · Nov 26, 2025 · 121
Trump's Strategy Of Hiring Lawyers Based On Bust Size Not Working As Well As Anticipated

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Culture · Nov 26, 2025 · 47
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Heaven Confirms People Who Prefer Ham At Thanksgiving Will Not Enter The Kingdom - Article image
Theology · Nov 26, 2025 · 69
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HEAVEN - Celestial sources have recently confirmed that people who prefer ham to turkey at Thanksgiving will not enter the kingdom of God.
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - Sources at the White House say that Marco Rubio spent a full hour and a half telling the other little guys at the Thanksgiving kids...

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Heaven Confirms People Who Prefer Ham At Thanksgiving Will Not Enter The Kingdom

HEAVEN - Celestial sources have recently confirmed that people who prefer ham to turkey at Thanksgiving will not enter the kingdom of God.

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