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· Nov 3, 2026
· 17
Dallas Jenkins Announces 'The Chosen: Fire And Ash'
MIDLOTHIAN, TX - Dallas Jenkins announced the next season of his popular faith-based show about the ministry of Jesus would be called The Chosen: Fire...
Politics
· Nov 3, 2026
· 26
Newsom Offers Electricity To California Residents Who Vote For Democrats
SACRAMENTO, CA - With pivotal midterm elections taking place across the country, one state added an extra incentive to influence their outcomes, as Go...
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· Nov 2, 2026
· 61
In Sure Sign Of Having Superior Argument, Liberal Commits Felony Assault
ANN ARBOR, MI - While in obvious possession of a superior argument and bearing full knowledge of the issues at hand, a liberal committed a felony assa...
Politics
· Nov 2, 2026
· 33
Bored Of Having A Good State, Texas Considers Voting Democrat
AUSTIN, TX - Bored of having a good state that people love, Texans have reportedly flocked to the polls in record numbers to try voting Democrat for a...
Sports
· Nov 2, 2026
· 29
D'oh! Referees Forget To Rig Game For Chiefs
DENVER, CO - In what experts described as a monumental gaffe for the National Football League, the crew of officials assigned to the Denver-Kansas Cit...
Politics
· Nov 2, 2026
· 58
Sad: Democrat Running Out Of Space To Put Her 'I Voted' Stickers
DALLAS, TX - Local Democrat Jeannie Donaldson has sadly begun to run low on clothing space to place more "I Voted" stickers.
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· Oct 30, 2026
· 95
Amy Acton Stars In Powerful PSA Showing Dangers Of Alcohol
TOLEDO, OH - Ohio Democratic gubernatorial candidate Amy Acton has released a powerful public service announcement to show the dangers of binge drinki...
Church
· Oct 30, 2026
· 55
Smoke Rises From Vatican Indicating Who Pope Voted For
VATICAN CITY - Blue smoke rose from the roof of the Sistine Chapel on Friday, signaling that Pope Leo XIV had voted for a third term for Illinois Gove...
Life
· Oct 30, 2026
· 35
Wife Relieved To Learn Husband Lost Entire Paycheck On ‘Prediction Market' Instead Of Sports Betting
SANDY, UT - Local woman Sheila Northam was reportedly relieved to discover that her husband lost his entire paycheck on the prediction market rather t...
Politics
· Oct 29, 2026
· 46
Voter Turnout In Minnesota Expected To Be Over 130%
ST. PAUL, MN - Voter turnout for the Minnesota midterms is expected to exceed 130%, sources said.
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· Nov 3, 2026
· 20
The Babylon Bee's 2026 Election Coverage Roundup
The 2026 Midterm Elections are upon us, and voters around the nation are running to the polls to cast their ballots to either save or destroy America....
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· Nov 2, 2026
· 30
Winner Announcement For Kamala Photo Headline Challenge!
Hey Subscribers, you gave us a lot of headlines to mull over after we asked for your best headline in the style of The Babylon Bee for this photo:
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· Oct 30, 2026
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The Babylon Bee Weekly Roundup | October 30, 2026
The good Lord hath brought us to Friday, and that means it's once again time for The Babylon Bee's Weekly Roundup! Here are the biggest hits from the ...
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· Oct 29, 2026
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The Significance Of The Importance Of Reminding Us Of Our Natural Nature! Photo Headline Challenge | October 29, 2026
Kamala Harris is out there talking about the importance of speaking to children and how there is something important about that. And significant. And ...
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