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· Jul 15, 2026
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Explosive Diarrhea Epidemic Traced To Gain-Of-Function Lab At Taco Bell Institute
IRVINE, CA - Though initial reports indicated that the recent cyclosporiasis outbreak had happened naturally through people consuming produce contamin...
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· Jul 15, 2026
· 40
Study Shows Mysterious Link Between Trying To Run Over ICE Agent And Bullets Striking Windshield
U.S. - Following yet another controversial incident in recent days involving federal immigration enforcement involvement in the death of a motorist, a...
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· Jul 14, 2026
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8 Ways Christopher Nolan’s ‘The Odyssey’ Diverges From Its Source Material
Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey hits theaters on July 17, but it's bringing a few changes with it. Here are just a few ways the new film deviates from...
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· Jul 13, 2026
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7 Clear Signs Mitch McConnell's Hospital Photo Is Fake
Is Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell really still alive? A new photo of him in a hospital bed with his wife by his side appears to confirm it... or doe...
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· Jul 14, 2026
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Scholars Agree Explosive Diarrhea Outbreak Signals Outpouring Of God's Wrath On Vegetarians
CAMBRIDGE, MA - As a foodborne illness continued to sweep across the United States and strike fear into the hearts of the nation's populace, scholars ...
Life
· Jul 14, 2026
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Banned Books Table Full Of Bestsellers
LAKE ELSINORE, CA - According to sources, customers at a local Barnes & Noble became suspicious when it appeared that a display table marked as Ba...
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· Jul 5, 2022
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Can You Spot All The Signs Of Racism In This Patriotic Picture?
Racism is everywhere - especially on July 4th! To be a good anti-racist, you must train yourself to see racism everywhere and then loudly and obnoxiou...
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· Jul 13, 2026
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Megyn Kelly Now Claims She's Never Heard Of A 'Candace Owens'
U.S. - Podcast host Megyn Kelly surprised listeners on Monday when, during an expletive-filled monologue, she claimed to have never heard of whatever ...
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· May 19, 2026
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Study Reveals 90% Of Data Centers Just Storing Your Wife’s Pictures Of The Kids
OVERLAND PARK, KS - The need for the construction of massive data storage centers has been in the news again recently, with the results of a new study...
U.S.
· Jul 13, 2026
· 54
Police Instantly Disperse 'Teen Takeover' By Firing Job Applications Into Crowd
CHICAGO, IL - Local police successfully dispersed the mob at a "teen takeover" event in the downtown area Friday night by firing thousands of job app...
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