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Family
· Oct 19, 2026
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New Parents Celebrate Baby Sleeping Through The Night By Waking Up Every 20 Minutes To Check If He's Alive
DALLAS, TX - Local parents celebrated their 3-month-old son Nolan sleeping through the night last night by waking him up every 20 minutes to confirm t...
World
· Oct 19, 2026
· 40
French Protesters Demand More Socialism To Fix Problems Caused By Socialism
PARIS - Angry over the deep societal rot caused by socialist policies, millions of French people took to the streets to demand even more socialism.
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· Oct 16, 2026
· 64
Dodgers Announce Purchase Of Milwaukee Brewers
LOS ANGELES, CA - Hours after being swept out of the playoffs by the Milwaukee Brewers, the Los Angeles Dodgers announced that the organization had pu...
Celebs
· Oct 16, 2026
· 58
Tiger Woods Unimpressed With Roadster As He's Flipped Dozens Of Vehicles
JUPITER ISLAND, FL - Professional golfer and driving enthusiast Tiger Woods was reportedly unimpressed with the new Tesla Roadster, saying he's flippe...
U.S.
· Oct 17, 2026
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God Pulls Back Even With Gavin Newsom In Race To Destroy California
SAN CLEMENTE, CA - With uncontained wildfires blazing outside Orange County, an updated tally shows that God has pulled back even with Governor Gavin ...
Politics
· Oct 17, 2026
· 77
Man Frustrated By Gas Prices Votes To Start Castrating Kids Again
TOPEKA, KS - Vexed by the high price of gasoline, local man Aaron Barnett decided to cast his vote for America to start castrating kids again.
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Politics
· Oct 15, 2026
· 70
Ilhan Omar To Be Deported To Dearborn, Michigan
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Federal immigration authorities announced today that Congresswoman Ilhan Omar would be deported from the United States to Dearborn,...
Politics
· Oct 16, 2026
· 66
Abdul El-Sayed Issues Fatwa Against Journalists Who Ask Questions About His Support For Terrorism
ANN ARBOR, MI - As the heated race for the open U.S. Senate seat in Michigan entered its final weeks, Democratic candidate Abdul Al-Sayed issued a fat...
Life
· Oct 15, 2026
· 69
Is Today Your Wife's Birthday? Know The Signs
Hey, friend, you might be ready to relax, but before you do, you should ask yourself one question first: Is it your wife's birthday today?
Tech
· Oct 14, 2026
· 61
Test Yourself: Can You Tell Which Of These Images Is Real And Which Is AI-Generated?
As artificial intelligence continues to advance, it's becoming harder and hard to tell what's real and what isn't. Can you tell which is which? Test y...
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· Oct 19, 2026
· 23
How Was Church? Paris Edition
Some people just do whatever they want to do on Sundays like going for a jog through the park, checking out their favorite little coffee shop, or burn...
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· Oct 16, 2026
· 39
The Babylon Bee Weekly Roundup | October 16, 2026
Welcome to the Bee's Weekly Roundup! We're here to catch you up on the biggest stories of the past week -- and to save our dear readers from the dread...
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· Oct 15, 2026
· 33
10 Times 'The Babylon Bee' Roasted Ilhan Omar
Ilhan Omar is an amazing congresswoman. The Babylon Bee would know, since we've been following her political career very closely and are among her big...
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· Oct 14, 2026
· 48
More Rejected Headlines That Were Cast Into The Fires Of Mount Doom
A well-crafted Babylon Bee headline can be powerful; a kernel of truth wrapped up in pithy humor that can be wielded for good against lies of the evil...
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