‘No Thanks,’ Says Hungry Homeless Man After Being Offered Marshmallow Jello Salad - Article image
Life · Nov 28, 2025 · 31
‘No Thanks,’ Says Hungry Homeless Man After Being Offered Marshmallow Jello Salad
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - New reports indicated that local homeless man John Brill politely yet firmly refused a passerby's offer of free leftover marshmall...
Heaven Confirms People Who Prefer Ham At Thanksgiving Will Not Enter The Kingdom - Article image
Theology · Nov 26, 2025 · 89
Heaven Confirms People Who Prefer Ham At Thanksgiving Will Not Enter The Kingdom
HEAVEN - Celestial sources have recently confirmed that people who prefer ham to turkey at Thanksgiving will not enter the kingdom of God.
Scholars Believe Young Rich Man Went Away Sad When Jesus Told Him To Sell All His Possessions Because He Had The Nintendo Power Glove - Article image
Scripture · Nov 28, 2025 · 26
Scholars Believe Young Rich Man Went Away Sad When Jesus Told Him To Sell All His Possessions Because He Had The Nintendo Power Glove
OXFORD - One of the most well-known stories from the biblical gospels took on a whole new meaning this week, as a team of scholars revealed that they ...
Turkey Pardoned By Biden Administration 4 Times Commits Violent Turkey Murder
Turkey Pardoned By Biden Administration 4 Times Commits Violent Turkey Murder - Featured article image
Crime · Nov 28, 2025 · 44
PORTLAND, OR - A turkey that had previously been pardoned by former President Joe Biden four times was reportedly arrested in connection with a violen...
Cheer Up, Libs! Here Are 10 Things Even You Can Be Thankful For This Year - Article image
Life · Nov 27, 2025 · 99
Cheer Up, Libs! Here Are 10 Things Even You Can Be Thankful For This Year
Conservatism may be the superior political ideology, but don't beat yourself up, liberals. There's still plenty to be thankful for this year.