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· May 8, 2026
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Virginia Considering New Measure That Just Makes It Illegal For Republicans To Vote
RICHMOND, VA - In the wake of the Virginia Supreme Court striking down the commonwealth's redrawn voting map, Democrats proposed a new measure that ju...
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· May 9, 2026
· 34
Trump Legalizes Shooting Hooligan Kids On Those Motorized Bicycles On Sight
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In what supporters are calling "the most popular executive action since bringing back the McRib," President Donald Trump signed an ...
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· May 7, 2026
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Weird: Epstein Suicide Note Printed On Hillary Clinton's Personal Stationery
U.S. - A federal judge ordered the release of Jeffrey Epstein's purported suicide note, which oddly appears to have been written on Hillary Clinton's ...
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· May 8, 2026
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UFO Files Reveal Aliens Here And Already Defrauded Minnesota For $20 Billion
MINNEAPOLIS, MN - A newly released batch of classified government documents revealed aliens have already been present for many years, and they've been...
Culture
· May 6, 2026
· 54
We Asked 100 Women The Most Attractive Quality In A Man And They All Agreed It's Painting Tiny Warhammer Figures
What a culture finds appealing in the opposite sex can evolve over time. So we polled 100 different women to see what they considered the most attract...
Health
· May 7, 2026
· 43
Dr. Fauci Reports Amazing Results In Gain-Of-Function Research At New Cruise Ship Laboratory
CANARY ISLANDS - Dr. Anthony Fauci announced today that he has achieved a remarkable breakthrough in gain-of-function research at his mobile laborator...
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· May 6, 2026
· 81
Here Is Everything You Need To Know About The Blake Lively-Justin Baldoni Case
The internet has been abuzz once again about the dueling claims and court cases between actress Blake Lively and actor Justin Baldoni. With so much co...
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· Dec 15, 2021
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10 Christmas Gift Ideas For Your Leftist Child
First off, congratulations on raising a child already versed in progressive ideals! Your Christmas holiday is sure to be filled with joy, laughter, fe...
Life
· May 7, 2026
· 54
National Association Of Dogs Announce They Deserve A Little Treat
SILVER SPRING, MD - The National Association of Dogs issued a formal declaration Thursday confirming that they, as a collective, definitely deserve a ...
Health
· May 5, 2026
· 56
10 New Additions To Trump's Presidential Fitness Test
President Donald Trump announced this week that he was reinstating the Presidential Fitness Test to evaluate the physical health of America's public s...
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· May 5, 2026
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Photo Caption Challenge Winner: Trump And The Bees Edition
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· Mar 12, 2026
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Do you think you can guess the terrorist in this thumbnail? If so, you are a racist. Unconscious bias is a type of systematically deeply integrated so...
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