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7 Subtle Clues The Shooter May Have Been A Leftist - Article image
Worldviews · Sep 17, 2025 · 53
7 Subtle Clues The Shooter May Have Been A Leftist

As the investigation into Charlie Kirk's assassin continues, debate has raged in the public square about which ideology the killer followed.

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Church · Sep 17, 2025 · 69
Southern Baptist Convention Lifts Ban On Sex After Marriage

NASHVILLE, TN - In a stunning change to the bylaws that have served as the bedrock for the denomination for decades, the Southern Baptist Convention v...

'This Is A Both Sides Issue,' Says Side That Assassinated Charlie Kirk, Shot President Trump, Tried To Assassinate Kavanaugh, Tried To Assassinate Trump Again, Murdered Schoolkids In Minnesota, Shot Steve Scalise, Firebombed Governor Shapiro (cont'd) - Article image
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'This Is A Both Sides Issue,' Says Side That Assassinated Charlie Kirk, Shot President Trump, Tried To Assassinate Kavanaugh, Tried To Assassinate Trump Again, Murdered Schoolkids In Minnesota, Shot Steve Scalise, Firebombed Governor Shapiro (cont'd)

(cont'd) murdered schoolchildren in Nashville, burned an elderly Jewish woman to death in Colorado, murdered a couple at the Jewish embassy in D.C., s...
The Babylon Bee Is Outraged To Learn Jimmy Kimmel Was Canceled Just For Being MAGA Republican
The Babylon Bee Is Outraged To Learn Jimmy Kimmel Was Canceled Just For Being MAGA Republican
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Media · Sep 17, 2025 · 63

We are disgusted to learn that Disney has pulled Jimmy Kimmel's show off the air simply for him being a MAGA Republican.No one has stood for MAGA more...

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Family · Sep 17, 2025 · 72
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Listen up, men. It's time to put the ways of misogyny behind you and stop calling your wife outdated, sexist terms like "beautiful." Instead, try any ...

Family · Sep 17, 2025 · 72
Don't Call Your Wife 'Beautiful.' Use These Less Sexist Compliments Instead

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Listen up, men. It's time to put the ways of misogyny behind you and stop calling your wife outdated, sexist terms like "beautiful." Instead, try any ...
'This Is A Both Sides Issue,' Says Side That Assassinated Charlie Kirk, Shot President Trump, Tried To Assassinate Kavanaugh, Tried To Assassinate Trump Again, Murdered Schoolkids In Minnesota, Shot Steve Scalise, Firebombed Governor Shapiro (cont'd) - Article image
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'This Is A Both Sides Issue,' Says Side That Assassinated Charlie Kirk, Shot President Trump, Tried To Assassinate Kavanaugh, Tried To Assassinate Trump Again, Murdered Schoolkids In Minnesota, Shot Steve Scalise, Firebombed Governor Shapiro (cont'd)

(cont'd) murdered schoolchildren in Nashville, burned an elderly Jewish woman to death in Colorado, murdered a couple at the Jewish embassy in D.C., s...

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