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· Oct 21, 2026
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Socialists Condemn Elon Musk For Redistributing Wealth
U.S. - Socialists around the country voiced their deep criticism this week of Elon Musk's plan to voluntarily redistribute his wealth to the nation's ...
Life
· Oct 21, 2026
· 60
Neighborhood Children Woefully Unprepared For Local Man Who Chooses Trick Over Treat
NAPERVILLE, IL - Dozens of neighborhood trick-or-treaters were left completely unprepared Tuesday evening after local resident Burt Ostler unexpectedl...
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· Oct 20, 2026
· 54
Ilhan Omar Furiously Denies Immigration Fraud Charges, Says She Only Married Brother For Love
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Congresswoman Ilhan Omar vehemently denied any wrongdoing amid ongoing allegations she committed immigration fraud, saying she only...
World
· Oct 20, 2026
· 61
French Shop Owners Hang Hams Over Doorposts So Rioters Will Pass Them By
FRANCE - French shop owners across the nation have begun hanging hams over their doorposts so the hordes of rioters will pass by their shops and leave...
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· Oct 19, 2026
· 44
10 Halloween Decorations To Scare Your Liberal Neighbors
Halloween is more than just a great opportunity to score Snickers bars from your kids' baskets. It's also the chance to deck out your lawn in a way th...
Politics
· Oct 19, 2026
· 96
Nation Of France Films Massive Campaign Ad For Republicans
PARIS - The nation of France has thrown its support behind the American conservative movement, graciously spending the past week filming a massive cam...
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· Oct 20, 2026
· 82
Aw, Crap: Girl You Like Just Called You Her 'Brother In Christ'
RENO, NV - Local college student Ethan Connor experienced a major dating setback Tuesday after the girl he had been secretly pining over for eight mon...
World
· Oct 19, 2026
· 56
French Protesters Demand More Socialism To Fix Problems Caused By Socialism
PARIS - Angry over the deep societal rot caused by socialist policies, millions of French people took to the streets to demand even more socialism.
U.S.
· Oct 19, 2026
· 61
900 Injured At Peaceful Chicago 'No Kings' Rally
CHICAGO, IL - Just 900 people were injured during the latest "No Kings" protest - a record low for the Chicago area - proving the protest technically ...
Health
· Oct 20, 2026
· 64
CDC Confident This Year's Flu Shot Highly Effective Against Last Year's Flu
ATLANTA - Officials at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention announced today that they are confident this year's flu shot will be highly effe...
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· Oct 21, 2026
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NEWS DESK: New Poll Shows Voters Frustrated By Gas Prices Willing To Start Castrating Kids Again
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· Oct 20, 2026
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Babylon Bee Robbed Of Nobel Prize In Literature For Tenth Straight Year
STOCKHOLM - The Swedish Academy has once again passed over The Babylon Bee for the Nobel Prize in Literature, marking a decade of preposterous snubs f...
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· Oct 19, 2026
· 38
How Was Church? Paris Edition
Some people just do whatever they want to do on Sundays like going for a jog through the park, checking out their favorite little coffee shop, or burn...
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· Oct 16, 2026
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The Babylon Bee Weekly Roundup | October 16, 2026
Welcome to the Bee's Weekly Roundup! We're here to catch you up on the biggest stories of the past week -- and to save our dear readers from the dread...
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