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· Oct 15, 2026
· 33
Pharaoh’s Magicians Unable To Replicate Moses’ Color-Changing Mug
EGYPT - Pharaoh's magicians, though able to match the initial signs of power presented by Moses and Aaron, admitted this morning that they could not r...
Politics
· Oct 15, 2026
· 44
Kamala Harris Demands Abolishment Of Electoral College And Also Popular Vote And Also Anything Else She Could Lose
U.S. - As rumors continued to swirl that she was preparing to make another run at the White House in 2028, former Vice President Kamala Harris appeare...
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· Oct 12, 2026
· 108
9 Things DHS Found In Raid Of Ilhan Omar’s House
Federal agents raided Congresswoman Ilhan Omar's home on Monday as part of an investigation into potential immigration fraud. According to highly plac...
Tech
· Oct 14, 2026
· 56
Test Yourself: Can You Tell Which Of These Images Is Real And Which Is AI-Generated?
As artificial intelligence continues to advance, it's becoming harder and hard to tell what's real and what isn't. Can you tell which is which? Test y...
Politics
· Oct 13, 2026
· 67
Democrats Warn Trump Of Dangerous Precedent Set By Law Enforcement Raiding Homes Of Political Opponents
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Following this week's DHS raid on Congresswoman Ilhan Omar's home, Democrats warned President Donald Trump that using law enforceme...
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· Oct 13, 2026
· 86
8 Little-Known Perks Of Becoming A Christian
If you're considering becoming Christian, you've probably heard all of the big, flashy benefits, such as being cleansed of your sins and welcomed into...
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· Oct 13, 2026
· 42
Jacob Assures New Bride 'Rachel' He Wasn't That Drunk At Wedding Last Night — UPDATE: Oh No
HARAN - Following a night of wine and music, Jacob reportedly began to assure his new bride Rachel that he hadn't gotten that drunk at the wedding las...
Christian Living
· Oct 13, 2026
· 60
God Pushes Up Date Of Apocalypse After Seeing Greta Gerwig's 'Narnia' Trailer
HEAVEN - According to angelic sources, the Almighty God decided to move up the date of the apocalypse after seeing the trailer for the new Narnia movi...
Entertainment
· Oct 14, 2026
· 45
Shane Gillis Accused Of Stealing 'Gym Clothes' Material Out Of Baptist Preacher's Sermon From 1995
MECHANICSBURG, PA - Comedian Shane Gillis is facing backlash from a joke he said during the opening monologue of the October 10 episode of SNL, which ...
Life
· Oct 13, 2026
· 73
Grandma Puts Scammer On Hold To Answer Call From Different Scammer
CHARLESTON, SC - Local grandmother Peggy Hartfield apologetically put one scammer on hold this morning so she could answer a call from a different sca...
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· Oct 14, 2026
· 47
More Rejected Headlines That Were Cast Into The Fires Of Mount Doom
A well-crafted Babylon Bee headline can be powerful; a kernel of truth wrapped up in pithy humor that can be wielded for good against lies of the evil...
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· Oct 13, 2026
· 69
Open Discussion Thread: Livestreaming The Execution
The Babylon Bee reported the latest breaking news about the upcoming America 250 Execution Spectacular:
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· Oct 12, 2026
· 62
Snopes Saves The Day By Fact Checking Satire From The Bee Again
It's not easy for the humorless to discern real news from fake news. That's when they turn to reliable outlets like Snopes to tell them the difference...
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· Oct 12, 2026
· 53
How Was Church? Building Your House On The Rock Edition
Hurricane Rachel is affecting parts of Southern California, with one particular stretch of homes built on a sandpit peninsula in Long Beach being hit ...
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