Crime
· Dec 6, 2025
· 46
Nigerian Prince Scammed By Somali Immigrant
LAGOS, NIGERIA - In yet another case of fraud perpetrated by Somalis, a Nigerian prince fell prey to an online scam perpetrated by a Somali immigrant.
World
· Dec 5, 2025
· 71
Junior Cartel Member Excited To Already Be Getting To Drive Boat
CARACAS - A young employee's burgeoning career took a massive step forward this week, as a junior cartel member was excited to find out that he was al...
Latest
Fans Worry Sale Of WB To Netflix Could Turn Comic Book Movies Into Soulless Cash Grabs
Entertainment · Dec 6, 2025
· 51
Game Of Monopoly Narrowly Avoided
Life · Dec 5, 2025
· 40
Family Just One Accidentally Opened Hotel Water Bottle Away From Bankruptcy
Life · Dec 5, 2025
· 47
Art Of The Deal: Man Negotiates Mechanic Down From $75 Oil Change To $2,000 Full Brakes And Rotors Replacement
Business · Dec 5, 2025
· 53
Mom Scours Toy Aisle In Search Of Perfect Christmas Present For Child To Break In Four Seconds
Family · Dec 5, 2025
· 55
Clever Drug Trafficker Turns Himself In So Trump Will Pardon Him Instead Of Blow Him Up
Crime · Dec 4, 2025
· 53
Buzzing
Celebs
· Dec 5, 2025
· 63
Taylor Swift Hoping Travis Kelce Forgot They’re Engaged
KANSAS CITY, MO - Rumors swirled that the Kansas City Chiefs' disappointing season had led one of the world's biggest celebrities to reconsider her fu...
Sports
· Dec 3, 2025
· 87
Minnesota Vikings Change Name To Minnesota Somali Pirates
EAGAN, MN - In a move intended to better reflect the state's modern demographics and generate more interest in the team from the populace, the Minneso...
Entertainment
· Dec 4, 2025
· 70
'Black Hawk Down' Remake To Be Filmed In Minneapolis
MINNEAPOLIS, MN - A remake of the popular 2001 war film Black Hawk Down was reportedly in development at Columbia Pictures, with producers eyeing down...
Religion
· Dec 5, 2025
· 90
Jehovah’s Witness Family Takes Drive To Look At All The Houses With No Christmas Lights
PASADENA, CA - A family of Jehovah's Witnesses continued their annual tradition of piling into the car and going for a drive to look at houses without...
Must Read
Business
· Dec 4, 2025
· 77
Well, Looks Like They’re Still Making LaCroix
U.S. - In a surprising new revelation that was sure to raise eyebrows across the country, a new investigation revealed that, yes, it looks like they'r...
Politics
· Dec 3, 2025
· 102
Is It A War Crime? Ask The Babylon Bee
With accusations flying of war crimes on the high seas, you may find yourself asking: what really constitutes a war crime? Let us help unpack this com...
U.S.
· Dec 4, 2025
· 89
Walz Reminds Nation Not All Somali Rapists Are Bad People
MINNEAPOLIS, MN - Amid national outrage over Somali immigrants in Minneapolis raping people all the time, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz held a press con...
Crime
· Dec 4, 2025
· 68
Jan 6 Pipe Bombing Suspect Disinvited From FBI Christmas Party This Year
WOODBRIDGE, VA - Local man Brian Cole Jr. reportedly had his invitation to the annual FBI Christmas Party rescinded after being arrested under suspici...
Don't Miss
After Motorcade Involved In Fender Bender, Tim Walz Adds Purple Heart To Resume
Politics · Sep 5, 2024
· 89
Tragic: Hamas Loses Two Leaders In One Day
World · Jan 2, 2024
· 93
Jackpot: Local Church Has Organ, Hymnals, Male Pastor
Church · Apr 19, 2025
· 130
Joyful Pro-Choice Mother Throws Fetus Shower
Life · Dec 23, 2016
· 9
In Lieu Of New Justice, Trump Announces He Will Simply Grant Clarence Thomas Two Votes
Politics · Sep 23, 2020
· 77
Ocasio-Cortez Gets Head Stuck In Bucket, Journalists Rush To Explain Why It Was Actually A Genius Move
Politics · Jun 20, 2019
· 14
Premium Content
Premium
· Dec 5, 2025
· 21
New Video - Best Times To Yap To Your Husband
Ladies, sometimes you just have to tell your husband something completely irrelevant involving people he doesn't really know, or things that don't per...
Premium
· Dec 4, 2025
· 11
New Video - The Buzz #027: Drug Boats And Somalia
The Babylon Bee is back to talk about Kyle's Megabonk addiction and Trump's Thanksgiving message for the ages in which he called Governor Tim Walz ser...
Premium
· Nov 26, 2025
· 19
New Video - The Buzz #026: Pilgrims and Indians
The Bee crew is getting ready for Thanksgiving. Trump is undoing Autopen's turkey pardons, Wormtongue's X account was revealed to be based in Isengard...
Premium
· Nov 25, 2025
· 41
New Video - Starving African Children Raise Money To Feed Ariana Grande
This will move you to tears: a group of starving, emaciated African children raised money to help someone even more in need of nutrition than they: Ar...
Greatest Hits
Democrats Call For Flags To Be Flown At Half-Mast To Grieve Death Of Soleimani
Politics · Jan 3, 2020
· 15
Everyone Jumps Off Bridge After New Government Order Telling Everyone To Jump Off Bridge
Politics · Apr 3, 2020
· 26
Large Turnout At Memorial For Hans Gruber Who Was Thrown From A Building By A Police Officer
U.S. · Aug 31, 2020
· 77
Pelosi Preemptively Announces Articles Of Impeachment Against Candace Owens
Politics · Feb 10, 2021
· 106
Man In Critical Condition After Hearing Slightly Differing Viewpoint
Worldviews · Apr 11, 2019
· 37
CNN Publishes Real News Story For April Fools' Day
Politics · Apr 1, 2019
· 15
All News