Newsom Allocates $900 Million For Black Bear Porta-Potties - Article image
Politics · Mar 20, 2026 · 32
Newsom Allocates $900 Million For Black Bear Porta-Potties
SACRAMENTO, CA - Governor Gavin Newsom announced the signing of an executive order that allocates over $900 million of additional funding to the Calif...
Theologians Believe Every Meal In Heaven Is Ice Cream In A Miniature Baseball Helmet - Article image
Theology · Mar 20, 2026 · 22
Theologians Believe Every Meal In Heaven Is Ice Cream In A Miniature Baseball Helmet
NOTRE DAME, IN - After a thought-provoking roundtable discussion, theologians at the University of Notre Dame concluded that every meal in Heaven is m...
Local Man Likes His Coffee Cold, With Milk, Just Like A Little Baby - Article image
Culture · Mar 20, 2026 · 19
Local Man Likes His Coffee Cold, With Milk, Just Like A Little Baby
SEATTLE, WA - According to sources, local man Richard Stevenson prefers to take his coffee cold and with milk like a little baby.
'Fear Not!' Says Chuck Norris To Calm Trembling Angels
'Fear Not!' Says Chuck Norris To Calm Trembling Angels - Featured article image
Celebs · Mar 20, 2026 · 36
HEAVEN - A group of seraphim guarding the gates of Heaven was terrified yesterday by the sudden appearance of legendary martial artist and action star...
California Abandons $250 Billion Study On Why It Has So Many Unfinished Projects - Article image
Politics · Mar 20, 2026 · 11
California Abandons $250 Billion Study On Why It Has So Many Unfinished Projects
SACRAMENTO, CA - California's $250 billion study looking into why it has so many unfinished projects was abandoned while only half-finished, the gover...