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U.S. Offers To Trade Its Liberal Women For Iranian Women - Article image
U.S. · Jan 13, 2026 · 73
U.S. Offers To Trade Its Liberal Women For Iranian Women

WASHINGTON, D.C. - As part of ongoing efforts to improve things in both countries, the United States reportedly made an official diplomatic offer to t...

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U.S. · Jan 13, 2026 · 38
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Politics · Jan 13, 2026 · 11
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HEAVEN - Celestial sources say that Scott Adams, creator of the "Dilbert" comic strip, has just been shown to the glorious heavenly cubicle where he w...

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