Top 10 Reasons To Move To California - Article image
Life · Aug 8, 2026 · 96
Top 10 Reasons To Move To California
With the population of California diminishing of late, we at The Babylon Bee are here to help turn the tide. Here are just ten of the many great reaso...
Angel Still Guarding Eden With Flaming Sword Wondering If He Can Move Yet - Article image
Scripture · Aug 7, 2026 · 67
Angel Still Guarding Eden With Flaming Sword Wondering If He Can Move Yet
EDEN - Having gone an inordinate length of time standing watch in the same place for many, many years, the angel guarding the Garden of Eden with a fl...
Mitch McConnell's Staff Says He Was Dropped Off At A Farm In The Country Where He'll Be Happier And Have More Room To Run Around - Article image
Politics · Aug 7, 2026 · 69
Mitch McConnell's Staff Says He Was Dropped Off At A Farm In The Country Where He'll Be Happier And Have More Room To Run Around
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Staff for Mitch McConnell assured the nation that the Kentucky senator had been dropped off at a nice farm in the country where he ...
'There Aren't Bad Pets, Only Bad Owners,' Explains Woman Out Walking Velociraptor
'There Aren't Bad Pets, Only Bad Owners,' Explains Woman Out Walking Velociraptor - Featured article image
Lifestyle · Aug 7, 2026 · 55
SOUTH BEND, IN - The debate over dangerous pets heated up again after a woman took her pet velociraptor out for a walk and declared, "There aren't any...
Teenage Cashier Desperately Hoping Middle-Aged Man Will Start Up Small Talk With Her - Article image
Life · Aug 8, 2026 · 83
Teenage Cashier Desperately Hoping Middle-Aged Man Will Start Up Small Talk With Her
ROANOKE, VA - Upon seeing a middle-aged man join her line, local 16-year-old grocery cashier Mandy Banks began desperately hoping that he would try to...