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· Mar 25, 2026
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BRENTWOOD, TN - The man who pushed over Jack Reacher's motorcycle and was subsequently pounded into the ground has announced that he will next go shoo...
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· Mar 25, 2026
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Chicago White Sox Improve Playoff Chances By Switching To WNBA
CHICAGO, IL - In the wake of two historically bad seasons, the owner of the Chicago White Sox has reportedly opted to enter his team into the WNBA to ...
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Another Massive Fraud Ring Exposed At D.C. Old Folks' Home
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· Mar 24, 2026
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Airport Wait Times Eliminated After TSA Checkpoints Taken Over By Chick-Fil-A
U.S. - Chick-fil-A employees began taking over TSA duties at the beginning of the week, and airline passengers noted that wait times were eliminated a...
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· Mar 23, 2026
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CNN Calls War For Iran
U.S. - CNN announced a shift in its reporting of the US-Israel war with Iran on Monday, declaring the conflict resolved. In light of this major update...
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· Mar 24, 2026
· 79
Quadruple Amputee Cornhole Champion Claims It Was A Different Quadruple Amputee Cornhole Champion Who Shot That Guy
LA PLATA, MD - The alleged perpetrator of a violent crime publicly voiced his innocence in what he said was a case of mistaken identity, as a quadrupl...
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· Mar 23, 2026
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· Mar 24, 2026
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Terrorists Give Up After Three Hours In TSA Line
NEW YORK, NY - A terrorist became frustrated and decided the attack he had been planning wasn't worth the trouble after spending three hours in the TS...
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· Mar 23, 2026
· 74
Trump Releases Line Of Sympathy Cards
U.S. - Separate from his work as the nation's commander in chief, President Donald Trump announced that he was releasing a line of specialty sympathy ...
Life
· Mar 24, 2026
· 50
Man Finally Admits To Gambling Problem After Placing Bet On Women’s Basketball
ANN ARBOR, MI - Local sports fan Adam Cartwright was finally forced to admit to himself that he had a gambling problem after he finished placing a bet...
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· Mar 12, 2026
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· Mar 12, 2026
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· Mar 10, 2026
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