Tech
· Sep 10, 2026
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Experts Warn Data Centers Could Soon Take Up All Abandoned Fields That Millennials Use For Family Photos
DRAPER, UT - Experts issued a new warning this week that the construction of massive data centers could soon take up all the abandoned fields millenni...
Scripture
· Sep 10, 2026
· 15
Moses Threatens Pharaoh With Plague Of Unskippable YouTube Ads
EGYPT - A remarkable discovery in what was formerly the Biblical land of Goshen indicated that, in addition to the traditional 10 plagues mentioned in...
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· Sep 9, 2026
· 76
The Babylon Bee Interviews The Lindsay Clancy Jury
With millions of Americans struggling to understand how the Lindsay Clancy jury came within a hair's breadth of finding the self-confessed murderer "n...
Theology
· Sep 9, 2026
· 70
'Oh, Your Intelligent Creations Are Trying To Kill You? That's Interesting,' Says Jesus
PALO ALTO, CA - As tech giants continue to bicker back and forth about the dangers of A.I. becoming powerful enough to kill all humanity, Silicon Vall...
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· Sep 9, 2026
· 63
9 Rejected 'VeggieTales' Episodes
There have been over 150 episodes of the beloved children's cartoon VeggieTales across all its iterations, but not every idea the writers had made it ...
Crime
· Sep 9, 2026
· 73
Holdout Juror Accused Of Getting Hung Up On Fact That Defendant Committed Crime
PLYMOUTH, MA - In the wake of Lindsay Clancy's murder case ending in a mistrial, several jurors have publicly accused the lone holdout juror of being ...
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· Sep 8, 2026
· 80
Senate Approves Mitch McConnell Working Remotely From Grave
WASHINGTON, D.C. - As the U.S. Congress prepared to return to work next week, one major lingering question was answered as the Senate approved a reque...
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· Sep 7, 2026
· 99
Nation’s Murderers Excited To Learn Killing Legal If You Say You Were Sad
U.S. - Millions of murderers across the country expressed overwhelming optimism today following reports that killing someone is effectively legal, pro...
Sports
· Sep 6, 2026
· 89
Breakthrough As Scientists At University Of Michigan Develop Ability To Travel Back In Time One Second
ANN ARBOR - In one of the most remarkable technological breakthroughs of the past millennium, scientists at the University of Michigan have successful...
Life
· Sep 8, 2026
· 64
Man Returns To Work From Long Weekend Refreshed And Ready To Give Mediocre Effort
ROME, GA - After a long holiday weekend, local man Kevin Simpson returned to his office at River City Bank this morning, refreshed and ready to give a...
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· Sep 7, 2026
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· Aug 31, 2026
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Subscriber Sneak Peek: The Bee's New Project
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Amid the departure of White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt, Trump wanted to share some recent headlines that he really enjoyed. Can you write ...
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