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· Sep 30, 2026
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Delta To Remove All Electrical Systems From Planes After Learning Elon's Teslas Run On Electricity
ATLANTA, GA - Delta executives announced this week that they would be removing all electrical systems from their airplanes after learning Elon Musk's ...
World
· Sep 30, 2026
· 52
UK Terror Suspects Back In Custody After Sharing Meme
GLOUCESTERSHIRE - A group of Muslim men released by authorities earlier this week were back in custody today after police received reports that the me...
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· Sep 28, 2026
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Click Here To See The List Of Celebrities Who Have Condemned Iran For Sentencing Women To Public Beatings For Uncovering Their Faces
We are blessed to live in a world where movie stars, musicians, and celebrities of all stripes care so deeply about the oppressed people of the Middle...
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· Sep 29, 2026
· 68
Britain Apologizes For Disrupting Whatever It Was Nice Muslim Men Were Doing
LONDON - The British government issued an official public apology on Tuesday for interrupting whatever it was the nice Muslim men in unmarked vans wer...
Science
· Sep 28, 2026
· 65
9 Incredible Artifacts Unearthed At Noah's Ark
An archaeological dig at the purported site of Noah's Ark has gotten people really excited. And it appears that it might be legit, because the team be...
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· Sep 28, 2026
· 74
CNN: British Farmer Racially Profiles Group Of Muslim Men Out For Sunday Drive
GLOUCESTERSHIRE - CNN reported an ugly example of racial profiling coming out of the UK last weekend, as a British farmer called the police on a group...
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· Sep 28, 2026
· 91
Man Appalled By Provocative Clothes Being Worn By Woman He's Staring At
TUCSON, AZ - Local man Steve Kenner was outraged at his yoga class this week, condemning the "provocative" clothing worn by the woman he was staring a...
Politics
· Sep 28, 2026
· 46
Trump Announces Plan To Gift Iran A Giant Wooden Horse
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Iran War will soon be over, said President Donald Trump, as he announced a plan to gift Iran with a giant wooden horse.
Business
· Sep 28, 2026
· 56
Mattel Confirms Hanukkah Barbie Comes Complete With Space Laser
U.S. - Toy giant Mattel unveiled its first-ever "Hanukkah Barbie" this week, confirming today that each doll will come complete with its own Jewish Sp...
Sports
· Sep 28, 2026
· 61
Angels Change 'Big A' To 'Big L' To Celebrate 100-Loss Season
ANAHEIM, CA - To commemorate the team's record-setting 100-loss season, the Los Angeles Angels changed the "Big A" outside their stadium to a "Big L."
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Stardate 43742.5: How Was Church?
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