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· Aug 4, 2026
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RFK Starts Off Cooking Show With Reminder To Always Cook Raccoon To At Least 165 Degrees
HUNTINGTON BEACH, CA - Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. kicked off his new cooking show with a reminder for viewers at home t...
Family
· Aug 3, 2026
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Dad Tells Son He Can't Play Catch Right Now As He's Busy Owning Some Loser On The Internet
TUCSON, AZ - Local father Mark Howell told his son this week that he couldn't come play catch with him because someone was saying something dumb onlin...
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· Aug 3, 2026
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WNBA Coaches Stumped As To What The ‘W’ Stands For
INDIANAPOLIS, IN - Coaches across the WNBA spoke to members of the press this week and admitted that they had no idea what the "W" in WNBA stands for.
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· Aug 3, 2026
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Democrats Express Concern Over Increase In Gun Violence Against Active Shooters
U.S. - Democratic leaders expressed deep concern about the growing scourge of gun violence against active shooters.
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· Aug 3, 2026
· 43
Dodgers Acquire Kal-El Of Krypton
LOS ANGELES, CA - In a stunning move to further bolster an already imposing starting lineup, the Los Angeles Dodgers announced shortly before Monday a...
World
· Jul 31, 2026
· 75
Spaniards Horrified To See Their Country Turning Into Minnesota
CEUTA - The people of Spain were reportedly horrified to see footage of tens of thousands of migrants illegally invading their nation, knowing full we...
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· Jul 30, 2026
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Spain Turns To Experienced Border Czar Kamala Harris For Help With Migrant Invasion
MADRID - With the borders of its territories overwhelmed this morning by tens of thousands of young Moroccan migrants, Spain turned to veteran Border ...
Celebs
· Jul 29, 2026
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Here’s A Complete List Of Every One Of Candace Owens' Theories That Proved To Be Correct
There are a lot of grifters and charlatans in the podcast world who are sadly willing to say any outlandish thing to make a buck - but on the other ha...
Family
· May 19, 2026
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Study Reveals 90% Of Data Centers Just Storing Your Wife’s Pictures Of The Kids
OVERLAND PARK, KS - The need for the construction of massive data storage centers has been in the news again recently, with the results of a new study...
Entertainment
· Jul 31, 2026
· 85
Fauci Appears On 'Jeopardy!', Pleads The Fifth To Every Question
CULVER CITY, CA - Dr. Anthony Fauci appeared on the beloved trivia game show Jeopardy! last night, only to invoke the Fifth Amendment in response to e...
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· Jun 15, 2026
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How Was Church? June 15, 2026 Edition
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Farewell, Thomas Massie! Here Are 7 Of The Bee's Most Memorable Articles About Tom
As you may have heard, Thomas Massie has officially been defeated in Kentucky's GOP primary, heralding the end of his Congressional tenure. Massie has...
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