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· Sep 2, 2026
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God Decides To Flood Earth Again After KFC Releases Oreo Chicken Sandwich
HEAVEN - Heavenly sources report that the Lord has decided it is once again time to wipe out most of humanity after Kentucky Fried Chicken released th...
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· Sep 2, 2026
· 59
Babylon Bee Writers Devastated As AOC Announces She Will Never Date A Conservative
BABYLON BEE HEADQUARTERS - Mourning and sorrow have seized the writers of The Babylon Bee as Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, she whom all at ...
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· Sep 1, 2026
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Unlucky: 6th Grader Flunks Geography After Trump Renames Everything In Middle Of Exam
MEDINA, OH - In a terribly unlucky break, local sixth-grader Mackenzie Warner completely flunked her geography test after President Trump renamed ever...
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· Sep 1, 2026
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Satan Wondering If He Went Too Far With Feminism
HELL - The Prince of Darkness admitted he may have made a big mistake, as Satan reportedly wondered if he had gone too far when he orchestrated the mo...
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· Sep 1, 2026
· 64
Lindsay Clancy Surges To Commanding Lead As 2028 Democrat Front-Runner
U.S. - New poll numbers released this week showed Lindsay Clancy surging into the frontrunner position in the race to become the 2028 Democratic presi...
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· Aug 31, 2026
· 91
10 Notable Historical Events Experts Now Believe Were Caused By Postpartum Depression
Before the trial of Lindsay Clancy, everyone thought postpartum depression was a myth. But now society as a whole understands that the sudden drop in ...
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· Aug 31, 2026
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PLYMOUTH, MA - After seventeen hours of deliberations over the span of three days, a jury was still struggling to decide whether murder is wrong.
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· Sep 1, 2026
· 53
Suspicions Of Ayatollah's Death Rise After His Name Appears On California Voter Rolls
SACRAMENTO, CA - After months of speculation about Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei's health, suspicions of his demise arose once more after his name was di...
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· Sep 1, 2026
· 74
NFL Hoping A White Player Will Eventually Make It Into End Zone To See ‘End Racism’ Message
U.S. - The National Football League expressed hope that this would finally be the season when a white player would make it to the end zone and see the...
Politics
· Aug 31, 2026
· 83
Mamdani Installs Muslim Foot-Washing Station At 9/11 Memorial
NEW YORK CITY, NY - Mayor Zohran Mamdani announced the installation of a Muslim foot-washing station at the base of the 9/11 Memorial in preparation f...
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