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· Apr 7, 2026
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Steve and Timpani moved from California to Texas in the hit series Californians Move To Texas. There were a few cultural differences they weren't prep...
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· Apr 7, 2026
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Trump Tells Iran This Is Last Warning Before He Sends Bruce Springsteen To Perform There
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Donald Trump put Iran on notice, stating that this was his final warning before he would send Bruce Springsteen to perfor...
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World · Apr 6, 2026
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· Apr 6, 2026
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'Look Out!' Shouts Female Astronaut As Orion Gets Within 5,000 Miles Of Moon
SPACE - Astronaut Christina Koch reportedly played a pivotal role in the success of NASA's Artemis II lunar mission on Monday when she helpfully screa...
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· Apr 6, 2026
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France Questions How Rescue Mission Considered A Success When No One Surrendered To The Nazis
PARIS - On Monday, French officials questioned how the United States could classify the airman rescue mission a success when no one surrendered to the...
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· Apr 6, 2026
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Next-Door Neighbor Either Doing Very Well Financially Or In Massive Amounts Of Debt
SALT LAKE CITY, UT - Local man Tony Flanders noted that, by the looks of it, his next-door neighbor was either very, very wealthy or in massive amount...
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· Apr 6, 2026
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Downed F-15 Pilot Asks Rescuers If They Can Go Back For His AirPods Real Quick
KOHGILUYEH - A thankful F-15 weapons systems officer reportedly asked his rescuers if he could go back to the crash site to get his AirPods real quick...
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· Apr 4, 2026
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NASA Starting To Think Stocking Ship With Chipotle Might Have Been A Mistake
HOUSTON, TX - With the toilet aboard Artemis II breaking for the second time, NASA began to wonder if stocking the shuttle with Chipotle may have been...
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· Dec 15, 2021
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First off, congratulations on raising a child already versed in progressive ideals! Your Christmas holiday is sure to be filled with joy, laughter, fe...
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· Apr 3, 2026
· 69
Canadian Astronaut Humanely Euthanized After Suffering Light Bruise During Takeoff
SPACE - In accordance with Canadian law, the crew of NASA's Artemis II mission successfully euthanized Canadian astronaut Jeremy Hansen after discover...
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· Apr 3, 2026
· 65
10 Fun Megachurch Events For Easter 2026
If you're gearing up to attend Easter service at a megachurch, you're in for an exciting Sunday.
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· Mar 12, 2026
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New On Bee Minus! The Buzz #041: The Matter With Muslims
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· Mar 12, 2026
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New Video - Which One Is A Terrorist? | Unconscious Bias Test
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· Mar 10, 2026
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New Video - News Media Successfully Avoids Reporting News
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· Mar 5, 2026
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New Video - BREAKING: Iran Announces Their New Supreme Leader
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