Chicago Mayor Credits Huge Drop In Crime To Turning Crime Stats Chart Upside Down - Article image
Crime · Jul 23, 2026 · 20
Chicago Mayor Credits Huge Drop In Crime To Turning Crime Stats Chart Upside Down
CHICAGO, IL - Mayor Brandon Johnson credited Chicago's drop in reported crime to his new policy of holding the crime statistics chart upside down.
Dejected Mamdani Admits He Lacks Legal Authority To Invade Poland - Article image
Politics · Jul 22, 2026 · 76
Dejected Mamdani Admits He Lacks Legal Authority To Invade Poland
NEW YORK CITY - Mayor Zohran Mamdani tearfully admitted in a recorded statement that he does not, in fact, have any legal authority to invade Poland.
Odysseus Finally Returns Home After 20 Years And Oh No! Penelope Is Out Of Baking Powder And Needs Him To Run Out Again Real Quick - Article image
Family · Jul 23, 2026 · 12
Odysseus Finally Returns Home After 20 Years And Oh No! Penelope Is Out Of Baking Powder And Needs Him To Run Out Again Real Quick
ITHACA - Upon finally returning home after a desperate 20-year journey, Odysseus was informed by his wife Penelope that she was out of baking powder, ...
Smithsonian Director Says She Is Completely Unaware Of Any 'Kill Whitey' Tattoo On Her Forehead
Smithsonian Director Says She Is Completely Unaware Of Any 'Kill Whitey' Tattoo On Her Forehead - Featured article image
U.S. · Jul 22, 2026 · 58
WASHINGTON, D.C. - As congressional hearings looking into "wokeness" in federal institutions took place on Capitol Hill, a Smithsonian director admitt...
New Jersey Blames 'Slight Software Glitch' For Enrolling Entire Country Of Bolivia As Voters - Article image
Politics · Jul 22, 2026 · 66
New Jersey Blames 'Slight Software Glitch' For Enrolling Entire Country Of Bolivia As Voters
TRENTON, NJ - Concerns about election integrity in the United States were once again brought to the public's attention, as New Jersey blamed a "slight...