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Scripture
· Oct 22, 2026
· 40
‘Not To My Knowledge,’ Replies Eve When Asked If She Ate The Forbidden Fruit
EDEN - Asked by God whether she had consumed fruit from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, Eve replied, "Not to my knowledge."
Sports
· Oct 23, 2026
· 24
NFL To Paint 'Allahu Akbar' In Endzone For Game In Paris
PARIS - To accommodate modern French sensibilities, the NFL has announced that their first ever game to take place in Paris will include special endzo...
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Politics
· Oct 22, 2026
· 71
Ilhan Omar Says She Didn't Know She'd Married Her Brother As They Were Separated At Birth And Hidden From Their Father, Darth Vader
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In an interview with MS NOW last night, Representative Ilhan Omar explained that she didn't know that she had married her brother a...
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· Oct 21, 2026
· 74
Can You Name Each Of These Sacred Relics From 1990s Christianity?
Christianity has existed for almost 2,000 years, but no decade in its history has proven so rich as the 1990s. Consider these ancient relics from the ...
Crime
· Oct 21, 2026
· 60
DHS Brings In Maury To Reveal Results Of Omar DNA Test
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Department of Homeland Security brought in famed television host Maury Povich to reveal the results of Representative Ilhan Oma...
Politics
· Oct 21, 2026
· 45
Ilhan Omar Starting To Regret Hiring Immigration Attorney From Quality Citizeship Center
MINNEAPOLIS, MN - After a raid on her home by federal agents from the Department of Homeland Security, U.S. Representative Ilhan Omar has expressed re...
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Crime
· Oct 20, 2026
· 65
Ilhan Omar Furiously Denies Immigration Fraud Charges, Says She Only Married Brother For Love
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Congresswoman Ilhan Omar vehemently denied any wrongdoing amid ongoing allegations she committed immigration fraud, saying she only...
World
· Oct 20, 2026
· 63
French Shop Owners Hang Hams Over Doorposts So Rioters Will Pass Them By
FRANCE - French shop owners across the nation have begun hanging hams over their doorposts so the hordes of rioters will pass by their shops and leave...
Sports
· Oct 20, 2026
· 74
Jalen Hurts (Pfizer) Ruled Out For Season
PHILADELPHIA, PA - Eagles starting quarterback Jalen Hurts has suffered a devastating Pfizer injury, ruling him out for the rest of the season.
Politics
· Oct 21, 2026
· 70
Oregon Lawmakers Renew Push To Ban Guns Like The One Used To Take Down That School Shooter
SALEM, OR - After the tragic elementary school attack in the city of Bend, Oregon lawmakers have gathered in a renewed effort to ban the sort of gun t...
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· Oct 22, 2026
· 68
Open Discussion Thread: Gerwig's Narnia
A few days have passed since the psychedelic, rock-riff blasting trailer of Greta Gerwig's $250 million retelling of Narnia: The Magician's Nephew dro...
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· Oct 21, 2026
· 48
NEWS DESK: New Poll Shows Voters Frustrated By Gas Prices Willing To Start Castrating Kids Again
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· Oct 20, 2026
· 54
Babylon Bee Robbed Of Nobel Prize In Literature For Tenth Straight Year
STOCKHOLM - The Swedish Academy has once again passed over The Babylon Bee for the Nobel Prize in Literature, marking a decade of preposterous snubs f...
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· Oct 19, 2026
· 41
How Was Church? Paris Edition
Some people just do whatever they want to do on Sundays like going for a jog through the park, checking out their favorite little coffee shop, or burn...
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