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· Oct 19, 2026
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10 Halloween Decorations To Scare Your Liberal Neighbors
Halloween is more than just a great opportunity to score Snickers bars from your kids' baskets. It's also the chance to deck out your lawn in a way th...
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· Oct 20, 2026
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French Shop Owners Hang Hams Over Doorposts So Rioters Will Pass Them By
FRANCE - French shop owners across the nation have begun hanging hams over their doorposts so the hordes of rioters will pass by their shops and leave...
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· Oct 19, 2026
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Nation Of France Films Massive Campaign Ad For Republicans
PARIS - The nation of France has thrown its support behind the American conservative movement, graciously spending the past week filming a massive cam...
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· Oct 19, 2026
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French Protesters Demand More Socialism To Fix Problems Caused By Socialism
PARIS - Angry over the deep societal rot caused by socialist policies, millions of French people took to the streets to demand even more socialism.
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· Oct 16, 2026
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Dodgers Announce Purchase Of Milwaukee Brewers
LOS ANGELES, CA - Hours after being swept out of the playoffs by the Milwaukee Brewers, the Los Angeles Dodgers announced that the organization had pu...
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· Oct 19, 2026
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900 Injured At Peaceful Chicago 'No Kings' Rally
CHICAGO, IL - Just 900 people were injured during the latest "No Kings" protest - a record low for the Chicago area - proving the protest technically ...
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· Oct 16, 2026
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Tiger Woods Unimpressed With Roadster As He's Flipped Dozens Of Vehicles
JUPITER ISLAND, FL - Professional golfer and driving enthusiast Tiger Woods was reportedly unimpressed with the new Tesla Roadster, saying he's flippe...
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· Oct 16, 2026
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Trump Criticized For Choosing New Press Secretary Jessica Rabbit
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Donald Trump faced heavy criticism on Friday for replacing White House Press Secretary Katie Zacharia with Jessica Rabbit...
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· Oct 15, 2026
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Ilhan Omar To Be Deported To Dearborn, Michigan
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Federal immigration authorities announced today that Congresswoman Ilhan Omar would be deported from the United States to Dearborn,...
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· Oct 16, 2026
· 79
Katie Zacharia Fired Despite Lying About Qualifications And Being Awful At Her Job
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Katie Zacharia was reportedly fired from her role as White House Press Secretary despite lying about her qualifications and being a...
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· Oct 19, 2026
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How Was Church? Paris Edition
Some people just do whatever they want to do on Sundays like going for a jog through the park, checking out their favorite little coffee shop, or burn...
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· Oct 16, 2026
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The Babylon Bee Weekly Roundup | October 16, 2026
Welcome to the Bee's Weekly Roundup! We're here to catch you up on the biggest stories of the past week -- and to save our dear readers from the dread...
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· Oct 15, 2026
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10 Times 'The Babylon Bee' Roasted Ilhan Omar
Ilhan Omar is an amazing congresswoman. The Babylon Bee would know, since we've been following her political career very closely and are among her big...
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· Oct 14, 2026
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More Rejected Headlines That Were Cast Into The Fires Of Mount Doom
A well-crafted Babylon Bee headline can be powerful; a kernel of truth wrapped up in pithy humor that can be wielded for good against lies of the evil...
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