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Scripture
· Oct 22, 2026
· 29
‘Not To My Knowledge,’ Replies Eve When Asked If She Ate The Forbidden Fruit
EDEN - Asked by God whether she had consumed fruit from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, Eve replied, "Not to my knowledge."
Life
· Oct 22, 2026
· 36
Not Sure If You Married Your Brother? 9 Signs To Look For
With Representative Ilhan Omar seemingly unsure about whether she accidentally married her brother, millions of women have been left asking themselves...
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· Oct 21, 2026
· 64
Can You Name Each Of These Sacred Relics From 1990s Christianity?
Christianity has existed for almost 2,000 years, but no decade in its history has proven so rich as the 1990s. Consider these ancient relics from the ...
Crime
· Oct 21, 2026
· 58
DHS Brings In Maury To Reveal Results Of Omar DNA Test
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Department of Homeland Security brought in famed television host Maury Povich to reveal the results of Representative Ilhan Oma...
Crime
· Oct 20, 2026
· 64
Ilhan Omar Furiously Denies Immigration Fraud Charges, Says She Only Married Brother For Love
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Congresswoman Ilhan Omar vehemently denied any wrongdoing amid ongoing allegations she committed immigration fraud, saying she only...
Politics
· Oct 21, 2026
· 45
Ilhan Omar Starting To Regret Hiring Immigration Attorney From Quality Citizeship Center
MINNEAPOLIS, MN - After a raid on her home by federal agents from the Department of Homeland Security, U.S. Representative Ilhan Omar has expressed re...
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World
· Oct 20, 2026
· 63
French Shop Owners Hang Hams Over Doorposts So Rioters Will Pass Them By
FRANCE - French shop owners across the nation have begun hanging hams over their doorposts so the hordes of rioters will pass by their shops and leave...
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· Oct 19, 2026
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10 Halloween Decorations To Scare Your Liberal Neighbors
Halloween is more than just a great opportunity to score Snickers bars from your kids' baskets. It's also the chance to deck out your lawn in a way th...
Sports
· Oct 20, 2026
· 74
Jalen Hurts (Pfizer) Ruled Out For Season
PHILADELPHIA, PA - Eagles starting quarterback Jalen Hurts has suffered a devastating Pfizer injury, ruling him out for the rest of the season.
Sports
· Oct 20, 2026
· 59
WNBA Clarifies A Woman Is An Adult Human Lesbian
LOS ANGELES, CA - In a statement to Congress regarding former NBA players who have applied for the WNBA draft, the Women's National Basketball Associa...
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· Oct 22, 2026
· 49
Open Discussion Thread: Gerwig's Narnia
A few days have passed since the psychedelic, rock-riff blasting trailer of Greta Gerwig's $250 million retelling of Narnia: The Magician's Nephew dro...
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· Oct 21, 2026
· 48
NEWS DESK: New Poll Shows Voters Frustrated By Gas Prices Willing To Start Castrating Kids Again
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· Oct 20, 2026
· 51
Babylon Bee Robbed Of Nobel Prize In Literature For Tenth Straight Year
STOCKHOLM - The Swedish Academy has once again passed over The Babylon Bee for the Nobel Prize in Literature, marking a decade of preposterous snubs f...
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· Oct 19, 2026
· 41
How Was Church? Paris Edition
Some people just do whatever they want to do on Sundays like going for a jog through the park, checking out their favorite little coffee shop, or burn...
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