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Husband Makes Up For Forgetting Valentine's Day With Lavish Presidents' Day Gift - Article image
Family · Feb 16, 2026 · 24
Husband Makes Up For Forgetting Valentine's Day With Lavish Presidents' Day Gift

IRVINE, CA - What could have been a severe relationship dust-up was narrowly averted today, as a local husband made up for forgetting Valentine's Day ...

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Politics · Feb 16, 2026 · 29
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - As the United States Senate progressed toward voting on the SAVE Act, Democrats warned that requiring voter ID would disenfranchise...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - Hillary Clinton's long career in politics finally met with the recognition it deserved when the United States created a new federal...

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U.S. - Customers were helpfully alerted by an Amazon product's 4.2 star rating that it is obviously total crap.

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U.S. - Customers were helpfully alerted by an Amazon product's 4.2 star rating that it is obviously total crap.
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Politics · Feb 16, 2026 · 29
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - As the United States Senate progressed toward voting on the SAVE Act, Democrats warned that requiring voter ID would disenfranchise...

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The Babylon Bee has put together an absolutely incredible set of Valentine's Day cards that your special someone will absolutely love. The best part? ...
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