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· Nov 18, 2025
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Mom Needs You To Come Over And Fix Whatever She Did To The TV
U.S. - According to sources, your mom just called because she desperately needs to talk to you. She needs you to come over and fix whatever she did to...
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· Nov 19, 2025
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10 Proofs Jesus Was American
Lots of people try to remake Jesus in their own image by viewing His life through the lens of their culture, but this is a remarkably offensive way to...
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Family · Nov 18, 2025
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Church · Nov 18, 2025
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Flintstones Vitamins With Ozempic Now Available For Fat Kids
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Report: MAGA Now Divided Into 77,302,580 Distinct Factions
Politics · Nov 17, 2025
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Bible Scholars: Paul’s Third Letter To Corinthians Was Rejected For Clearly Being AI-Generated
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· Nov 17, 2025
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Scholars Now Believe Number Of The Beast Is Actually 67
JERUSALEM - In a development which many see as an irrefutable sign of the impeding end times, biblical scholars and historians have reached a consens...
Scripture
· Nov 16, 2025
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8 Ways Trump Is Exactly Like Moses
You may think President Trump has little in common with Moses from the Old Testament, but you'd be wrong. The two are practically carbon copies of eac...
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· Nov 17, 2025
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New Dad-GPT Just Responds To All Queries With "OK"
SILICON VALLEY, CA - AI has become more lifelike than ever before, say advance users of OpenAI's new "Dad-GPT," which responds to all queries with a s...
Politics
· Nov 17, 2025
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After Latest Head Injury, Fetterman Announces He's Joining Whig Party
WASHINGTON, D.C. - After suffering yet another head injury, Senator John Fetterman announced he was joining the Whig Party.
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· Nov 15, 2025
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In Devastating Blow, Newly Released Emails Reveal Trump Not Well-Liked By Pedophile
U.S. - In a huge blow to President Trump, newly released emails indicate that he was not well-liked by a pedophile.
Christian Living
· Nov 16, 2025
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Millions Convert To Christianity After Theologians Confirm There Is No Microsoft Teams In Heaven
WORLD - In an event the likes of which haven't been seen in decades, millions of people converted to Christianity after learning there is no Microsoft...
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· Nov 13, 2025
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10 Other Commandments That Didn't Make The Cut
The Ten Commandments have long been seen as the backbone of societal laws for thousands of years, but did you know that there were other commandments ...
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· Nov 14, 2025
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Five Guys Now Offering 50-Year Burger Financing
ALEXANDRIA, VA - Inspired by the Trump White House's move toward 50-year mortgages, popular burger chain Five Guys announced it would be addressing th...
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· Nov 17, 2025
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Hey Christians, How Was Church Yesterday?
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· Nov 13, 2025
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New Video - The Buzz #024: Government Grand Re-Opening
Just like the McRib, the highly demanded musical skill of the Bee crew is back in this week's Buzz. The Government has re-opened, Trump is toting his ...
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· Nov 7, 2025
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New On Bee Minus! The Buzz #023: New York Tries Gay Communism
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· Oct 31, 2025
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New Video - Liberals vs. Conservatives Family Dinner Battle
What happens when a liberal wine aunt, a MAGA uncle, and the whole politically divided family sit down for a "peaceful" dinner? Spoiler: Chaos.
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