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Average IQ In Congress Expected To Rise Significantly After MTG Resigns - Article image
Politics · Nov 22, 2025 · 93
Average IQ In Congress Expected To Rise Significantly After MTG Resigns

WASHINGTON, D.C. - With Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene announcing her resignation in January, the average IQ in Congress is expected to rise ab...

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Lifestyle · Nov 22, 2025 · 52
‘I'm Going To Collect Nutcrackers,’ Explains Serial Killer

TOPEKA, KS - Local serial killer Roger Thompson spent all morning today explaining his deep passion for collecting nutcrackers.

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Church · Nov 23, 2025 · 62
Senior Pastor Installs 'Heresy Gong' For When Associate Pastor Preaches

AMARILLO, TX - Local pastor Robbie Ashlock has installed a "Heresy Gong" in the sanctuary for whenever the associate pastor is up to preach.
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Family · Nov 22, 2025 · 90
Mom Continues Longstanding Tradition Of Making Cranberry Sauce For No One

LANSING, MI - Local mom Janet Fields has continued her decades-long tradition of making cranberry sauce for no one to eat.

Family · Nov 22, 2025 · 90
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LANSING, MI - Local mom Janet Fields has continued her decades-long tradition of making cranberry sauce for no one to eat.
Senior Pastor Installs 'Heresy Gong' For When Associate Pastor Preaches - Article image
Church · Nov 23, 2025 · 62
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AMARILLO, TX - Local pastor Robbie Ashlock has installed a "Heresy Gong" in the sanctuary for whenever the associate pastor is up to preach.

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