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After Learning Of Anti-ICE Target Protest, Wife Announces She Too Will Stand Up For Immigrants By Spending All Day In Target - Article image
U.S. · Jan 20, 2026 · 36
After Learning Of Anti-ICE Target Protest, Wife Announces She Too Will Stand Up For Immigrants By Spending All Day In Target

GRAND RAPIDS, MI - After seeing reports of an anti-ICE protest at a Minnesota Target, local wife Beth Harris announced she would also stand up for the...

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U.S. · Jan 20, 2026 · 43
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U.S. - To keep up with popular consumer trends and make products more appealing to the company's customer base, Subaru announced that all models will ...

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Church · Jan 20, 2026 · 43
11 Ways To Ward Off Rioters From Your Church

Following the incident over the weekend when Don Lemon joined leftist protesters to invade a Minnesota church service, churches around the country are...
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Politics · Jan 20, 2026 · 54

WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a brilliant stroke of genius, President Donald Trump has just disguised himself as a Muslim migrant so that Europe now has to le...

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Family · Jan 20, 2026 · 45
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WINNEMUCCA, NV - According to witnesses at a local pet store, a father was about to make a fatal mistake after his daughter asked him if she could hav...

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WINNEMUCCA, NV - According to witnesses at a local pet store, a father was about to make a fatal mistake after his daughter asked him if she could hav...
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Church · Jan 20, 2026 · 43
11 Ways To Ward Off Rioters From Your Church

Following the incident over the weekend when Don Lemon joined leftist protesters to invade a Minnesota church service, churches around the country are...

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ST. PAUL, MN - According to sources, membership at a local pentecostal church failed to notice when protestors stormed the building and began screamin...
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Crime · Jan 19, 2026 · 79
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Following their successful attack on a local church service, ICE protestors are reportedly prepping for even more assaults. According to one anonymous...
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Christian Living · Jan 17, 2026 · 88
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You were deeply lost in a daydream right in the middle of Bible class when - oh no! The professor is calling your name to answer a question about... s...
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U.S. · Jan 19, 2026 · 98
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SAINT PAUL, MN - An already traumatic incident turned even worse on Sunday, as former CNN personality and apparent left-wing protest ringleader Don Le...

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