Trump Sneaks Onto Supreme Court Bench Cleverly Disguised As Justice Sotomayor - Article image
Politics · Apr 1, 2026 · 43
Trump Sneaks Onto Supreme Court Bench Cleverly Disguised As Justice Sotomayor
WASHINGTON, D.C. - With the Supreme Court hearing arguments today over birthright citizenship, President Trump cleverly snuck his way onto the bench b...
Chicago Bulls Offer To Reinstate Jayden Ivey If He Will Do Some Cocaine And Beat A Few Women - Article image
Sports · Apr 1, 2026
Chicago Bulls Offer To Reinstate Jayden Ivey If He Will Do Some Cocaine And Beat A Few Women
CHICAGO, IL - After releasing Jayden Ivey over his statements about the unrighteousness of Pride month, the Chicago Bulls have offered to reinstate Iv...
Kristi Noem Asks Husband If There's Anything He Needs To Get Off His Chest - Article image
U.S. · Apr 1, 2026 · 41
Kristi Noem Asks Husband If There's Anything He Needs To Get Off His Chest
WASHINGTON, D.C. - After scandalous photos surfaced online of her husband Bryon, former Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem reported...
NASA Plays Incredible April Fools' Joke Of Once Again Pretending To Go To The Moon
NASA Plays Incredible April Fools' Joke Of Once Again Pretending To Go To The Moon - Featured article image
Life · Apr 1, 2026 · 50
MERRITT ISLAND, FL - In one of the biggest April Fools' jokes in decades, NASA is pretending once again to actually be going to the moon.
In Compelling Argument For Birthright Citizenship, Justice Jackson Eats Entire Stick Of Glue - Article image
U.S. · Apr 1, 2026 · 36
In Compelling Argument For Birthright Citizenship, Justice Jackson Eats Entire Stick Of Glue
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a persuasive argument in favor of maintaining birthright citizenship, Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson ate an entire stick of glue.