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'Oh Lord, Bless This Food To My Body,' Says Man Eating 6 Kinds Of Leftover Pie For Breakfast - Article image
Christian Living · Nov 30, 2025 · 10
'Oh Lord, Bless This Food To My Body,' Says Man Eating 6 Kinds Of Leftover Pie For Breakfast

PHILADELPHIA, PA - Local man Dan Flannigan prayed this morning for the Lord to bless to the nourishment of his body the six kinds of leftover pie he w...

Heaven Confirms People Who Prefer Ham At Thanksgiving Will Not Enter The Kingdom - Article image
Theology · Nov 26, 2025 · 89
Heaven Confirms People Who Prefer Ham At Thanksgiving Will Not Enter The Kingdom

HEAVEN - Celestial sources have recently confirmed that people who prefer ham to turkey at Thanksgiving will not enter the kingdom of God.

Sad: Man Who Missed Black Friday Forced To Buy TV For Same Price But Without Giant 'BLACK FRIDAY SALE' Tag - Article image
Finance · Nov 30, 2025 · 1
Sad: Man Who Missed Black Friday Forced To Buy TV For Same Price But Without Giant 'BLACK FRIDAY SALE' Tag

RENO, NV - After missing out on Black Friday shopping, local man Chris Rogers was forced to purchase a new television for the exact same price but wit...
Turkey Pardoned By Biden Administration 4 Times Commits Violent Turkey Murder
Turkey Pardoned By Biden Administration 4 Times Commits Violent Turkey Murder
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Crime · Nov 28, 2025 · 85

PORTLAND, OR - A turkey that had previously been pardoned by former President Joe Biden four times was reportedly arrested in connection with a violen...

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Life · Nov 27, 2025 · 121
Cheer Up, Libs! Here Are 10 Things Even You Can Be Thankful For This Year

Conservatism may be the superior political ideology, but don't beat yourself up, liberals. There's still plenty to be thankful for this year.

Life · Nov 27, 2025 · 121
Cheer Up, Libs! Here Are 10 Things Even You Can Be Thankful For This Year

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Conservatism may be the superior political ideology, but don't beat yourself up, liberals. There's still plenty to be thankful for this year.
Sad: Man Who Missed Black Friday Forced To Buy TV For Same Price But Without Giant 'BLACK FRIDAY SALE' Tag - Article image
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RENO, NV - After missing out on Black Friday shopping, local man Chris Rogers was forced to purchase a new television for the exact same price but wit...

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