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· Mar 13, 2026
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Man's 47-minute Video Of Son's Pee Wee Soccer Game Snubbed For Oscar
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· Mar 11, 2026
· 72
Iran Cancels Plan To Attack California After Seeing Gavin Newsom Already Destroyed It
TEHRAN - Rumors of the Ayatollah regime's nefarious plot to launch an assault on the west coast of the United States hit a snag on Wednesday, as Iran ...
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· Mar 11, 2026
· 65
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· Mar 12, 2026
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Morbidly Obese Pete Hegseth Denies Any Knowledge Of What Happened To Leftover Lobster For The Troops
WASHINGTON, D.C. - An uncharacteristically rotund Pete Hegseth held a press conference to deny having any knowledge of what happened to all the leftov...
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· Mar 12, 2026
· 49
Democrats Expel Fetterman After Repeated Warnings To Stop Supporting America
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· Mar 11, 2026
· 105
Local Girl Warns Friends About Creep With BBQ Stain On White T-Shirt Ogling Her By Railroad Tracks
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· Mar 11, 2026
· 81
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TEHRAN - The newly-minted Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei tragically died this morning after being accidentally left out in the rain.
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· Mar 11, 2026
· 74
Iran Asks Democrats For Tips On Running Country With Dead Leader
TEHRAN - Iranian government officials have reached out to the American Democratic Party for advice on how run a country with a dead leader.
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