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· Sep 17, 2026
· 31
Travis Kelce Victimized By Criminal Ring That Forces People To Dress Like Idiots
KANSAS CITY, MO - One of football's biggest stars was revealed to have fallen prey to scammers, as Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce was victimized by a c...
Politics
· Sep 17, 2026
· 12
Dyslexic Gavin Newsom Celebrates $1.87 Gas
SACRAMENTO, CA - Famously dyslexic Governor Gavin Newsom hosted a press conference today celebrating gas prices in California reaching a new milestone...
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· Sep 15, 2026
· 47
Sydney Sweeney Tries To Gain Support Of Liberal Women By Murdering Multiple Children
LOS ANGELES, CA - Scandal struck Hollywood this week, as actress and businesswoman Sydney Sweeney attempted to gain support among liberal women by mur...
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· Sep 16, 2026
· 88
Macklemore Performs Concert In Gaza And Oh No! They've Thrown Him Off A Roof
GAZA - In a bold act of solidarity, Grammy-winning rapper Macklemore staged a surprise rooftop concert in Gaza on Wednesday, performing his gay anthem...
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· Sep 16, 2026
· 82
Hawaiian Newlyweds Head Off To Luxurious Honeymoon In Iowa
DES MOINES, IA - Expressing a desire to escape the monotonous, hum-drum tropical paradise of Oahu, local newlyweds Kai and Leilani Kalani landed at De...
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· Sep 15, 2026
· 83
10 Ways To Entertain Your Toddler
Raising a toddler can be a challenge, but entertaining your toddler can be even more difficult. It's not uncommon for parents to run out of ideas for ...
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Culture
· Sep 16, 2026
· 49
Man Knows He's Finally Made It After Getting 2nd Fridge Just For Drinks In The Garage
RANCHO CUCAMONGA, CA - Local man Jim Crest leaned his back against the wall and marveled at the second fridge in his garage, realizing for the first t...
Politics
· Sep 15, 2026
· 55
Mitch McConnell Returns To Senate As Force Ghost
WASHINGTON, D.C. - One of the mainstays of America's legislative branch was once again seen roaming the corridors of the U.S. Capitol building, as Mit...
U.S.
· Sep 15, 2026
· 44
Supreme Court Rules Securing Elections Unconstitutional
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a landmark decision just weeks before people head to the polls to vote in the midterms, the United States Supreme Court ruled th...
Climate
· Sep 14, 2026
· 77
Climate Activists Blame Global Warming For Zero Hurricanes Forming In Atlantic This Year
U.S. - Climate activists sounded the alarm this week, warning that global warming was to blame for zero hurricanes forming in the Atlantic Ocean this ...
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