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· Jun 4, 2026
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Brits Wish There Were Some Kind Of Ranged Weapon That Shoots High-Velocity Ammunition To Protect Them From Knife Attacks
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· Jun 4, 2026
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Man Needing Break From Reality Turns On CNN
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· Jun 2, 2026
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Californians Give Us Their Top 9 Reasons For Still Voting Democrat
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· Jun 1, 2026
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Celebrate Pride Month With These 12 Inspiring Bible Passages About Pride
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· Jun 3, 2026
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Pride Parade Forced To Change Direction After Route Takes It Within 200 Yards Of School
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· Jun 3, 2026
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'60 Minutes' Begins Search For New Pompous Blowhard
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· Jun 2, 2026
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'Sesame Street' Now Preceded By Warning That Its Content Is Not Suitable For Children
NEW YORK, NY - For the month of June, episodes of Sesame Street will now be preceded by a warning indicating that the show is no longer suitable for c...
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· Jun 2, 2026
· 72
Satan Takes Credit For Raisins
HELL - Satan confirmed this week that he was, in fact, responsible for raisins.
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· May 19, 2026
· 51
Study Reveals 90% Of Data Centers Just Storing Your Wife’s Pictures Of The Kids
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· Jun 2, 2026
· 38
Companies Posting Pride Month Logos Obviously Unaware That Donald Trump Is President
U.S. - Several companies across the U.S. posting special Pride Month versions of their logos on social media were apparently unaware that Donald Trump...
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