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· Jun 2, 2026
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'Sesame Street' Now Preceded By Warning That Its Content Is Not Suitable For Children
NEW YORK, NY - For the month of June, episodes of Sesame Street will now be preceded by a warning indicating that the show is no longer suitable for c...
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· Jun 2, 2026
· 61
Satan Takes Credit For Raisins
HELL - Satan confirmed this week that he was, in fact, responsible for raisins.
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· Jun 1, 2026
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Celebrate Pride Month With These 12 Inspiring Bible Passages About Pride
It's Pride Month again, making this the perfect time of year to see what inspirational passages can be found in God's Word that pertain to the subject...
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· Jun 1, 2026
· 61
Nation Shocked As Candidate With Nazi Tattoo Turns Out To Be Total Scumbag
U.S. - One of the country's most heavily scrutinized Senate races was thrown into chaos over the weekend, as the nation was shocked to learn that a ca...
Culture
· Jun 1, 2026
· 71
Trump Recognizes Pride Month By Hosting Soccer Match On White House Lawn
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In an unusual gesture across a prominent social divide, President Donald Trump took the official step of recognizing Pride Month th...
U.S.
· Jun 1, 2026
· 51
State Where P-51 Mustang Was Built In 102 Days Now Taking 4 Years To Build Bridge For Butterflies
AGOURA HILLS, CA - Officials working on new construction in California were surprised to learn that their own state, which was struggling to build a b...
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· May 29, 2026
· 85
Check Out These 10 Verses From The New James Talarico Bible Translation
Senatorial candidate James Talarico is taking the world by storm thanks to his no-nonsense approach to compromising on Christianity. Now, with the new...
Politics
· May 29, 2026
· 53
Democrats Criticize Trump For Holding MMA Match On The Hallowed Ground Where Biden Hosted Topless Trannies
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Washington Democrats condemned President Donald Trump this week for "violating the sanctity of the White House" by daring to host a...
Family
· May 19, 2026
· 51
Study Reveals 90% Of Data Centers Just Storing Your Wife’s Pictures Of The Kids
OVERLAND PARK, KS - The need for the construction of massive data storage centers has been in the news again recently, with the results of a new study...
Politics
· May 30, 2026
· 57
Democrats Denounce ‘Dirty Trick’ Of Playing Videos Of James Talarico Saying Things
U.S. - Democrats have forcefully condemned Republicans for going so low as to play videos of Senate candidate James Talarico saying things.
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