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· Oct 23, 2026
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NBA Finally Finds Way To Get LeBron To Stand At Attention During National Anthem
PHILADELPHIA, PA - NBA officials believe they've finally found a way to get LeBron James to stand at attention during the national anthem and show som...
Health
· Oct 23, 2026
· 34
Nurse Wakes Sleeping New Mom For 17th Time To Remind Her To Get Some Rest
CHARLOTTE, NC - Night-shift nurse Avani Kaur burst into the hospital room at 2 a.m. this morning to remind recovering mother Lindsay Cullen how critic...
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· Oct 22, 2026
· 62
Not Sure If You Married Your Brother? 9 Signs To Look For
With Representative Ilhan Omar seemingly unsure about whether she accidentally married her brother, millions of women have been left asking themselves...
Politics
· Oct 22, 2026
· 71
Ilhan Omar Says She Didn't Know She'd Married Her Brother As They Were Separated At Birth And Hidden From Their Father, Darth Vader
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In an interview with MS NOW last night, Representative Ilhan Omar explained that she didn't know that she had married her brother a...
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· Oct 21, 2026
· 75
Can You Name Each Of These Sacred Relics From 1990s Christianity?
Christianity has existed for almost 2,000 years, but no decade in its history has proven so rich as the 1990s. Consider these ancient relics from the ...
Crime
· Oct 21, 2026
· 60
DHS Brings In Maury To Reveal Results Of Omar DNA Test
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Department of Homeland Security brought in famed television host Maury Povich to reveal the results of Representative Ilhan Oma...
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Politics
· Oct 21, 2026
· 45
Ilhan Omar Starting To Regret Hiring Immigration Attorney From Quality Citizeship Center
MINNEAPOLIS, MN - After a raid on her home by federal agents from the Department of Homeland Security, U.S. Representative Ilhan Omar has expressed re...
U.S.
· Oct 21, 2026
· 61
Socialists Condemn Elon Musk For Redistributing Wealth
U.S. - Socialists around the country voiced their deep criticism this week of Elon Musk's plan to voluntarily redistribute his wealth to the nation's ...
Crime
· Oct 20, 2026
· 65
Ilhan Omar Furiously Denies Immigration Fraud Charges, Says She Only Married Brother For Love
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Congresswoman Ilhan Omar vehemently denied any wrongdoing amid ongoing allegations she committed immigration fraud, saying she only...
Politics
· Oct 22, 2026
· 19
Trump Aides Desperately Try To Explain Approval Rating Not Like Golf Score
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Trump proudly boasted of his 36% approval rating this week, prompting aides to pull him aside and explain that approval r...
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· Oct 23, 2026
· 9
The Babylon Bee Weekly Roundup | October 23, 2026
Welcome to the Bee's Weekly Roundup! We're here to catch you up on the biggest stories of the past week - and to save our dear readers from the dreadf...
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· Oct 22, 2026
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Open Discussion Thread: Gerwig's Narnia
A few days have passed since the psychedelic, rock-riff blasting trailer of Greta Gerwig's $250 million retelling of Narnia: The Magician's Nephew dro...
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· Oct 21, 2026
· 52
NEWS DESK: New Poll Shows Voters Frustrated By Gas Prices Willing To Start Castrating Kids Again
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· Oct 20, 2026
· 54
Babylon Bee Robbed Of Nobel Prize In Literature For Tenth Straight Year
STOCKHOLM - The Swedish Academy has once again passed over The Babylon Bee for the Nobel Prize in Literature, marking a decade of preposterous snubs f...
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