Man Returns To Work From Long Weekend Refreshed And Ready To Give Mediocre Effort - Article image
Life · Sep 8, 2026 · 51
Man Returns To Work From Long Weekend Refreshed And Ready To Give Mediocre Effort
ROME, GA - After a long holiday weekend, local man Kevin Simpson returned to his office at River City Bank this morning, refreshed and ready to give a...
Disciples Shocked As Apostle Paul Returns From Prison Tattooed And Totally Ripped - Article image
Scripture · Sep 8, 2026 · 38
Disciples Shocked As Apostle Paul Returns From Prison Tattooed And Totally Ripped
PHILIPPI - According to sources, the disciples at Lydia's house were shocked to see that Paul had returned from prison covered in tattoos and "totally...
Breaking: Justice Still In The Hands Of God - Article image
Theology · Sep 5, 2026 · 99
Breaking: Justice Still In The Hands Of God
U.S. - As news broke that the murder trial of Lindsay Clancy would end in a mistrial, Heaven released a statement reminding everyone that justice is s...
Senate Approves Mitch McConnell Working Remotely From Grave
Senate Approves Mitch McConnell Working Remotely From Grave - Featured article image
Politics · Sep 8, 2026 · 56
WASHINGTON, D.C. - As the U.S. Congress prepared to return to work next week, one major lingering question was answered as the Senate approved a reque...
God Promises To Spare Massachusetts If State Can Find 12 Competent Jurors - Article image
U.S. · Sep 8, 2026 · 74
God Promises To Spare Massachusetts If State Can Find 12 Competent Jurors
BOSTON, MA - A new report revealed that God promised to spare the state of Massachusetts if legal officials there can find at least 12 competent resid...