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· Feb 17, 2026
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Trump Replaces Pam Bondi With Broom In Blonde Wig
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a long-rumored shake-up at a high-level position in his administration, President Donald Trump announced that he had replaced At...
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· Feb 17, 2026
· 28
Group Chat Ruined By Android User
U.S. - A group chat amongst friends was reportedly derailed and later abandoned altogether after being ruined by the presence of an Android user, acco...
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· 68
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· 87
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· Feb 16, 2026
· 77
Trump Honors Hillary Clinton With New Federal Holiday 'Almost Presidents Day'
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Hillary Clinton's long career in politics finally met with the recognition it deserved when the United States created a new federal...
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· Feb 16, 2026
· 57
Toddler Review: This Book Has A Mind-Blowing Twist That You'll Never See Coming. It Will Change You Forever.
Few things make bedtime more palatable than a good story. It often serves as the bridge between reality and the waking world of dreams. However, on oc...
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· Feb 16, 2026
· 62
Democrats Warn Voter ID Will Disenfranchise Key Voting Demographic Of People Too Stupid To Get An ID
WASHINGTON, D.C. - As the United States Senate progressed toward voting on the SAVE Act, Democrats warned that requiring voter ID would disenfranchise...
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· Feb 14, 2026
· 110
The Babylon Bee Presents: Free Valentine's Day Cards You Can Print And Give To That Special Someone
The Babylon Bee has put together an absolutely incredible set of Valentine's Day cards that your special someone will absolutely love. The best part? ...
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· Feb 13, 2026
· 213
The Babylon Bee Ranks Humanity's Worst Inventions
Since the invention of the wheel, many have pondered the greatest inventions of mankind. The Babylon Bee, however, is more fascinated by studying huma...
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· Dec 15, 2021
· 174
10 Christmas Gift Ideas For Your Leftist Child
First off, congratulations on raising a child already versed in progressive ideals! Your Christmas holiday is sure to be filled with joy, laughter, fe...
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· Feb 13, 2026
· 69
Jacob's 'I Love You Almost As Much As I Love Your Sister' Valentine Card Not A Big Hit With Leah
SUCCOTH - Local patriarch Jacob was reportedly confused this week when his wife, Leah, appeared unimpressed with the Valentine's Day card he gave her ...
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· Feb 13, 2026
· 68
ICE Leaves Minneapolis To Focus On American Cities
U.S. - Border Czar Tom Homan announced on Friday that ICE would be withdrawing from Minneapolis in a strategic move to instead focus on enforcing laws...
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· Feb 9, 2026
· 83
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· Feb 5, 2026
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