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· Feb 13, 2026
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The Babylon Bee Ranks Humanity's Worst Inventions
Since the invention of the wheel, many have pondered the greatest inventions of mankind. The Babylon Bee, however, is more fascinated by studying huma...
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· Feb 14, 2026
· 7
Ghost Of Jim Crow Furious His Name Being Used To Describe Black People Voting With ID
U.S. - The ghost of Jim Crow has expressed bewilderment and fury that his name is being used to describe black Americans voting with an ID.
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Media · Feb 13, 2026
· 44
Trump Approves Use Of Poké Balls To Catch Illegal Immigrants
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· 43
Husband Enters Annual Hibernation Period Between Super Bowl And MLB Opening Day
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· 41
Trump Orders Drone Strike On Venezuelan Olympic Cross-Country Skier
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· 39
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Media
· Feb 11, 2026
· 118
Media Baffled As To Anything Mass Shooters Might Possibly Have In Common
U.S. - With the horrific news breaking of yet another mass shooting at a school, the media has remained completely stumped as to anything recent mass ...
Politics
· Feb 12, 2026
· 120
Democrats Counter With STEAL Act To Ban Voter ID
WASHINGTON, D.C. - With debate ongoing over the Republican-proposed SAVE Act to shore up U.S. election integrity, Democrat lawmakers countered by prop...
Crime
· Feb 12, 2026
· 71
'Gunperson' And 7 Other More Inclusive Terms To Use For Non-Binary Criminals
When reporting on crime, it's of paramount importance that journalists adhere to a strict code of ethics, which involves using AP-approved inclusionar...
Scripture
· Feb 13, 2026
· 61
Jacob's 'I Love You Almost As Much As I Love Your Sister' Valentine Card Not A Big Hit With Leah
SUCCOTH - Local patriarch Jacob was reportedly confused this week when his wife, Leah, appeared unimpressed with the Valentine's Day card he gave her ...
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· Feb 11, 2026
· 97
Canadian Reporterperson Announces Policepersons Have Identified Gunperson
VANCOUVER - Canadian reporterpersons announced that policepersons have confirmed the identify of the gunperson in Tumbler Ridge.
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· Dec 15, 2021
· 174
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First off, congratulations on raising a child already versed in progressive ideals! Your Christmas holiday is sure to be filled with joy, laughter, fe...
Sports
· Feb 11, 2026
· 94
9 Simple Fixes To Make The Winter Olympics More Interesting
The Winter Olympics have long labored in the shadows of the Summer Olympics, boring and under-loved. With just half the viewership of the Summer games...
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· Feb 10, 2026
· 95
9 Leading Candidates For Next Year's Super Bowl Halftime Show
Bad Bunny broke down barriers at this year's Super Bowl by putting on a show that only 15% of the viewing audience could understand, which has people ...
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· Feb 13, 2026
· 17
New Video - The Buzz #037: The Super Bowl Halftime Show Wasn’t That Bad
The Babylon Bee is back to talk about the Super Bowl Halftime Show and how it wasn't that bad (so says Emma). Kid Rock is now doing an alternate All-A...
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· Feb 12, 2026
· 21
New Video - How To Avoid Getting Shot By ICE
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· Feb 9, 2026
· 78
Halftime Show Faceoff!
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· Feb 5, 2026
· 17
The Buzz #036: War Never Changes
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