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Like Genghis Khan Gazing Over His Empire, Man Watches As Fixed Sprinkler No Longer Waters Driveway - Article image
Life · May 13, 2026 · 36
Like Genghis Khan Gazing Over His Empire, Man Watches As Fixed Sprinkler No Longer Waters Driveway

OGDEN, UT - As the great Khan once stood admiring the vast reaches of his empire, so local man Philip Bauer stood this morning, watching as his freshl...

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Family · May 13, 2026 · 53
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AKRON, OH - Curtis Whitaker noticed some subtle differences in his wife, Janie. Her face seemed on the verge of a frown as she kept glancing at him, a...

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Sponsored · May 12, 2026 · 39
9 Signs 'Lord of the Rings' Is Clearly A Pagan Work

While some loons have desperately tried to read Christian themes and symbolism into The Lord of the Rings, the fact is that Tolkien's masterpiece is c...
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Media · May 12, 2026 · 85

U.S. - Longtime daytime talk show "The View" has announced that next season will feature an all-new cast of angry middle-aged women.

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9 Signs 'Lord of the Rings' Is Clearly A Pagan Work - Article image
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While some loons have desperately tried to read Christian themes and symbolism into The Lord of the Rings, the fact is that Tolkien's masterpiece is c...

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