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· Jun 1, 2026
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Nation Shocked As Candidate With Nazi Tattoo Turns Out To Be Total Scumbag
U.S. - One of the country's most heavily scrutinized Senate races was thrown into chaos over the weekend, as the nation was shocked to learn that a ca...
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· Jun 1, 2026
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Disney Hoping To Revive Star Wars So They Can Kill It Again
BURBANK, CA - Following a precipitous fall at the box office for The Mandalorian and Grogu, reports circulated that Disney executives called an urgent...
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· May 29, 2026
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Check Out These 10 Verses From The New James Talarico Bible Translation
Senatorial candidate James Talarico is taking the world by storm thanks to his no-nonsense approach to compromising on Christianity. Now, with the new...
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· May 30, 2026
· 55
Jimmy Kimmel Signs Endorsement Deal With Midol
U.S. - Late-night host Jimmy Kimmel has officially signed an endorsement deal with Midol.
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· May 29, 2026
· 51
Democrats Criticize Trump For Holding MMA Match On The Hallowed Ground Where Biden Hosted Topless Trannies
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Washington Democrats condemned President Donald Trump this week for "violating the sanctity of the White House" by daring to host a...
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· May 30, 2026
· 55
Democrats Denounce ‘Dirty Trick’ Of Playing Videos Of James Talarico Saying Things
U.S. - Democrats have forcefully condemned Republicans for going so low as to play videos of Senate candidate James Talarico saying things.
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· May 28, 2026
· 95
California Passes Law Making It A Crime To Report A Crime
SACRAMENTO, CA - In a decisive move toward preventing any citizen journalists from uncovering massive fraud and corruption in the state moving forward...
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· May 28, 2026
· 73
Jill Biden Explains She Thought Joe Had A Stroke During Debate, Which Is Why She Left Him Up There To Die
REHOBOTH BEACH, DE - Former First Lady Dr. Jill Biden revealed in an interview that she thought her husband Joe was having a stroke during the 2024 Pr...
Family
· May 19, 2026
· 51
Study Reveals 90% Of Data Centers Just Storing Your Wife’s Pictures Of The Kids
OVERLAND PARK, KS - The need for the construction of massive data storage centers has been in the news again recently, with the results of a new study...
Politics
· May 28, 2026
· 66
James Talarico Taking 'Not Acting Gay' Lessons from Tim Walz
AUSTIN, TX - James Talarico drew attention in recent months with his candidacy for Texas senator, but he reportedly had a bit of trouble appealing to ...
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