Morbidly Obese Pete Hegseth Denies Any Knowledge Of What Happened To Leftover Lobster For The Troops - Article image
Politics · Mar 12, 2026 · 49
Morbidly Obese Pete Hegseth Denies Any Knowledge Of What Happened To Leftover Lobster For The Troops
WASHINGTON, D.C. - An uncharacteristically rotund Pete Hegseth held a press conference to deny having any knowledge of what happened to all the leftov...
Jew Converts To Christianity After Internet Commenter Says, 'Christ Is King, You Filthy Money-Grubbing Jew' - Article image
Religion · Mar 12, 2026 · 53
Jew Converts To Christianity After Internet Commenter Says, 'Christ Is King, You Filthy Money-Grubbing Jew'
NEW YORK, NY - Heaven rejoiced today after a Jewish man accepted Jesus and converted to Christianity. Sources confirmed that the man was converted tha...
Democrats Expel Fetterman After Repeated Warnings To Stop Supporting America - Article image
Politics · Mar 12, 2026 · 45
Democrats Expel Fetterman After Repeated Warnings To Stop Supporting America
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Senate Democrats voted to expel Pennsylvania Senator John Fetterman on Thursday after their repeated warnings for him to stop suppo...
SAVE Act Passes After Mike Lee Cleverly Changes Its Name To The ‘Give Congress A Raise Act’
SAVE Act Passes After Mike Lee Cleverly Changes Its Name To The ‘Give Congress A Raise Act’ - Featured article image
Politics · Mar 12, 2026 · 60
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Despite early indications to the contrary, the Senate passed the SAVE Act after Senator Mike Lee reportedly changed its name to the...
Google Maps Subtracts Hour From Travel Time After Realizing Dad Driving - Article image
Tech · Mar 12, 2026 · 44
Google Maps Subtracts Hour From Travel Time After Realizing Dad Driving
MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA - Google announced an update for its popular Google Maps application that would automatically subtract an hour from travel time if i...