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· Jul 31, 2026
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Ruined By WOKE: Ms. Pac-Man Made Less Sexy For Modern Remake
TOKYO - Following a trend in the video game industry to stop serving women up for the male gaze, Ms. Pac-Man has been made less sexy for the modern-da...
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· Jul 31, 2026
· 41
Spaniards Horrified To See Their Country Turning Into Minnesota
CUETA - The people of Spain were reportedly horrified to see footage of tens of thousands of migrants illegally invading their nation, knowing full we...
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· Jul 29, 2026
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Here’s A Complete List Of Every One Of Candace Owens' Theories That Proved To Be Correct
There are a lot of grifters and charlatans in the podcast world who are sadly willing to say any outlandish thing to make a buck - but on the other ha...
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· Jul 29, 2026
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8 Questions Husbands Should Always Plead The 5th To
You may have recently realized that prominent figures can easily slide off the hook by pleading the Fifth Amendment, but did you know it's possible to...
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· Jul 30, 2026
· 98
Man Who Took Nation's Constitutional Rights Claims Protection By Constitutional Right
WASHINGTON, D.C. - A man known best for taking away the Constitutional rights of Americans spent the morning claiming protection under his Constitutio...
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· Jul 29, 2026
· 85
Science Pleads The 5th
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Science has declined to answer any questions to avoid incriminating itself for crimes it may have committed.
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· Jul 28, 2026
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Mitch McConnell Honors Late Friend Lindsey Graham With 47-Day Moment Of Silence
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a touching moment, Senator Mitch McConnell honored his late friend and colleague, Lindsey Graham, with a solemn 47-day moment of...
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· Jul 28, 2026
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The Babylon Bee's Woman Of The Year Is Elliot Page
The Babylon Bee has selected Elliot Page as its annual Woman of the Year.
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· May 19, 2026
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Study Reveals 90% Of Data Centers Just Storing Your Wife’s Pictures Of The Kids
OVERLAND PARK, KS - The need for the construction of massive data storage centers has been in the news again recently, with the results of a new study...
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· Jul 29, 2026
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Terrorists Feeling Dumb For Ramming Twin Towers When All They Had To Do Was Run For Mayor
AFGHANISTAN - Members of the Al-Qaeda terrorist organization are reportedly kicking themselves for all of the work they did pulling off 9/11 when they...
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· Jun 15, 2026
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How Was Church? June 15, 2026 Edition
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· May 19, 2026
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Farewell, Thomas Massie! Here Are 7 Of The Bee's Most Memorable Articles About Tom
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· May 18, 2026
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