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Trump Says Grocery Bills Should Drop After He Renames A Few More Things 'America' - Article image
Politics · Aug 27, 2026 · 62
Trump Says Grocery Bills Should Drop After He Renames A Few More Things 'America'

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Donald Trump assured the nation that the cost of groceries should drop just as soon as he renames a few more things "Amer...

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