Jay Jones' Campaign Sends Out Celebratory Text Threatening To Kill Everyone's Children - Article image
Politics · Nov 5, 2025 · 53
Jay Jones' Campaign Sends Out Celebratory Text Threatening To Kill Everyone's Children
RICHMOND, VA - As part of his staff's afterparty after winning election as Virginia's next Attorney General, Jay Jones's campaign sent out a celebrato...
Experts Confirm ‘BurgerTime’ Greatest Game Ever Made - Article image
Entertainment · Nov 5, 2025 · 51
Experts Confirm ‘BurgerTime’ Greatest Game Ever Made
REDMOND, WA - Experts at the DigiPen Institute of Technology confirmed what many have long suspected: the greatest video game of all time is BurgerTim...
State Department Issues Travel Advisory For New York City - Article image
U.S. · Nov 5, 2025 · 74
State Department Issues Travel Advisory For New York City
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Following the city's election of an avowed and unrepentant socialist, the U.S. State Department issued an immediate and urgent trav...
Zohran Mamdani Horrified To Discover He Now Has A Job
Zohran Mamdani Horrified To Discover He Now Has A Job - Featured article image
Politics · Nov 5, 2025 · 97
NEW YORK, NY - In the wake of his overwhelming election win that signalled a dramatic political shift in the United States, New York City Mayor-elect ...
Man's Depression Once Again Cured By Watching Sam's Speech From 'The Two Towers' - Article image
Life · Nov 5, 2025 · 54
Man's Depression Once Again Cured By Watching Sam's Speech From 'The Two Towers'
PINE BLUFF, AR - In what psychiatrists said can only be described as a true miracle, a man's depression was once again cured by watching Samwise Gamge...