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Tech
· Oct 3, 2026
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Apple Fires Engineer For Designing Phone Battery That Lasts Longer Than Two Hours
CUPERTINO, CA - Apple confirmed it has fired senior battery engineer Daniel Li after he developed a prototype iPhone battery that lasted more than two...
Scripture
· Oct 2, 2026
· 56
Guys Lowering Paralyzed Friend Through Roof Figure They Could Probably Just Drop Him
CAPERNAUM - After struggling to carefully lower their friend through the roof on his mat, the companions of the paralytic man figured it would probabl...
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U.S.
· Oct 2, 2026
· 55
Letitia James Indicts Trump In Cornell Case
ITHACA, NY - Immediately following her appointment as a special prosecutor to investigate the alleged sexual assault of a female student, New York Att...
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· Oct 1, 2026
· 41
The 10 Best Things A Man Can Say To His Pregnant Wife
It can be hard to know what to say to a pregnant lady, especially when you're the man she's depending on for love and support. Fear not, gentlemen.
Media
· Sep 30, 2026
· 65
Here's How 'The New York Times' Reported 9 Historic Attacks
The New York Times is a staple of the American newspaper industry, which is impressive considering it has a reputation for not reporting news. Its rec...
U.S.
· Oct 2, 2026
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FBI Assembles Elite Team Of Investigators To See If All These Terrorist Attacks Can Somehow Be Connected To A Single Ideology
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In response to the attempted hijacking of FlyDubai Flight 1073, the Federal Bureau of Investigation reportedly formed an elite task...
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Crime
· Oct 1, 2026
· 67
Death Row Inmates Across The Country Put In Requests For All-Female Execution Teams
U.S. - Death row inmates all across the United States reportedly placed urgent requests to have their executions performed by all-female teams.
World
· Sep 30, 2026
· 46
FlyDubai Hijacker Lands New Job At British Airways
HARMONDSWORTH - Following the harrowing ordeal aboard flight FZ 1073 to Tel Aviv, in which he was subdued by passengers while attempting a violent ter...
Entertainment
· Sep 28, 2026
· 89
Click Here To See The List Of Celebrities Who Have Condemned Iran For Sentencing Women To Public Beatings For Uncovering Their Faces
We are blessed to live in a world where movie stars, musicians, and celebrities of all stripes care so deeply about the oppressed people of the Middle...
Life
· Sep 30, 2026
· 52
Starbucks Workers Freeze In Awestruck Wonder As Man Orders Something Called A 'Black Coffee'
PUEBLO, CO - Stunned Starbucks workers completely froze up in apparent awestruck wonder as local 39-year-old man Nathan Almes ordered a mysterious bev...
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· Oct 2, 2026
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The Babylon Bee Weekly Roundup | Friday, October 2, 2026
It's Friday and that means it is time for The Babylon Bee's Weekly Roundup! We're here to catch you up on the biggest stories of the past week as repo...
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· Oct 1, 2026
· 44
Office Buzz: Props!
Here at The Babylon Bee we amass a significant number of props for various projects, some of which never see the light of day. And then we kind of jus...
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· Sep 30, 2026
· 211
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It's been a busy news week at The Babylon Bee, what with all the foiled terror attacks around the globe and Trump boasting that he changed the name of...
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· Sep 29, 2026
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Did Scientists Find Noah's Ark?
Is this real or fakeslop? A research team is doing ground penetrating radar scans and core drilling to test samples at the Durupinar site in Turkey an...
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