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· Nov 19, 2025
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TULSA, OK - Fun was set to be had by everyone in a few local families this week, as a group of wives reached out to each other to schedule a playdate ...
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· Nov 19, 2025
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10 Proofs Jesus Was American
Lots of people try to remake Jesus in their own image by viewing His life through the lens of their culture, but this is a remarkably offensive way to...
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· Nov 17, 2025
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Scholars Now Believe Number Of The Beast Is Actually 67
JERUSALEM - In a development which many see as an irrefutable sign of the impeding end times, biblical scholars and historians have reached a consens...
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· Nov 18, 2025
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Mom Needs You To Come Over And Fix Whatever She Did To The TV
U.S. - According to sources, your mom just called because she desperately needs to talk to you. She needs you to come over and fix whatever she did to...
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· Nov 16, 2025
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8 Ways Trump Is Exactly Like Moses
You may think President Trump has little in common with Moses from the Old Testament, but you'd be wrong. The two are practically carbon copies of eac...
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· Nov 17, 2025
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New Dad-GPT Just Responds To All Queries With "OK"
SILICON VALLEY, CA - AI has become more lifelike than ever before, say advance users of OpenAI's new "Dad-GPT," which responds to all queries with a s...
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· Nov 17, 2025
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After Latest Head Injury, Fetterman Announces He's Joining Whig Party
WASHINGTON, D.C. - After suffering yet another head injury, Senator John Fetterman announced he was joining the Whig Party.
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· Nov 15, 2025
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In Devastating Blow, Newly Released Emails Reveal Trump Not Well-Liked By Pedophile
U.S. - In a huge blow to President Trump, newly released emails indicate that he was not well-liked by a pedophile.
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· Nov 16, 2025
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Millions Convert To Christianity After Theologians Confirm There Is No Microsoft Teams In Heaven
WORLD - In an event the likes of which haven't been seen in decades, millions of people converted to Christianity after learning there is no Microsoft...
Scripture
· Nov 16, 2025
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Bible Scholars: Paul’s Third Letter To Corinthians Was Rejected For Clearly Being AI-Generated
OXFORD - After much deliberation, an international team of Bible scholars has recently determined that an alleged third letter of Paul to the Corinthi...
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