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Suspicions Raised As Wormtongue's X Account Reveals He's Based In Isengard - Article image
Internet · Nov 24, 2025 · 35
Suspicions Raised As Wormtongue's X Account Reveals He's Based In Isengard

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Provoked by Democratic lawmakers calling on the military to refuse orders from their commander-in-chief, President Donald Trump made several posts on ...
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