Trump Announces Plan To Annex Canada And Rename It Gay North Dakota

The Babylon Bee · Jan 15, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

In a meeting with outgoing Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, Trump laid out his plan to absorb Canada as the 51st U.S. state and rename it to something that better describes its people and culture.

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