Meet Kamala Harris's 6-Year-Old Speechwriter

The Babylon Bee · Dec 13, 2022 · BabylonBee.com

Have you ever wondered how Kamala Harris comes up with her brilliant insights? Meet Oliver Bartholomew, the vice president's 6-year-old speechwriter. He writes words good.

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