The California Dream ain't what it used to be. In this parody of The Beach Boys' "California Girls", the Babylon Bee Boys express their yearning to leave the Golden State some day.

Lyrics:

Well, SF's packed with feces,

You gotta watch your step up there,

And Los Angeles with all their homeless camps,

The tents and drugs are everywhere

In Napa Newsom drops some 15 thousand bucks on wine

But in the rest of the state with all the mask mandates,

They keep us all locked up real tight

I wish we all could leave California, now

I wish we all could leave California,

I wish we all could leave California, now

Well, Texas has more freedom,

And pistol grips out there aren't banned

I'd dig a Florida place with no mask on my face,

And no income tax sounds grand

I been all around this Commie state,

And my time here's about spent

Yeah, but I couldn't spot even one U-Haul lot

That had a single truck left to rent

I wish we all could leave California, now

I wish we all could leave California,

I wish we all could leave California, now