Enraged Twitter Employees Form Elon-Free Autonomous Zone

The Babylon Bee · Oct 4, 2022 · BabylonBee.com

Outraged by the Elon Musk purchase of Twitter, employees formed an Elon Musk-free autonomous zone Tuesday. Long live Twitter CHAZ - err, SPAZ!

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