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While Satan famously tempted our Lord to turn stones into bread or become an earthly king, Lucifer had other tricks up his sleeve. Here are ten more things Satan tempted Jesus with that didn't quite make it into the Biblical account:
Dippin' Dots: Satan promised Jesus it was the ice cream of the future. The Father of Lies, indeed.
A working lightsaber: Lucifer pulling out the big guns.
Chick-Fil-A on Sunday: This would have broken any mere mortal.
Two tickets to Willie Nelson concert at Bethlehem Civic Auditorium: Back when Willie was in his prime.
Cheesy biscuits from Red Lobster: The Lord's stomach may have grumbled when He considered turning stones into cheesy biscuits.
Mint condition foil Charizard: Imagine how much that thing would be worth now.
1978 Trans Am: Every male would have succumbed except for Christ.
Blockbuster membership card: We had no idea how precious they really were.
Some fresh, crispy tots: Oof. Ease up, Satan.
An AI-generated image of the future American president looking like Jesus while surrounded by bald eagles and fighter jets: Thank you Lord for standing firm where we could not.
Truly enticing stuff, Satan - but our Lord Jesus is stronger. Let us know which one of these temptations would have gotten you.
NOT SATIRE: Send Salvation Comic Books to Encourage Iranian Christians
War in Iran has left its citizens, even those who know Christ, uncertain and afraid. Yet even in this moment, God is giving people hope. The Real Story of Jesus Comic Books in Farsi have been distributed to churches all over the country. One believer told us this:
"I called my friend and she sounded completely discouraged and lifeless. I told her, ‘Let's go out — God has prepared something for us today.' She came reluctantly, but when she saw The Real Story of Jesus books you sent us, everything changed! A fire was lit in her heart. She began thanking God and said, ‘Let's go!'"
These believers are sharing these comic books with everyone they can, and at only $2 each, you can help us send more. Click here to send The Real Story of Jesus Comic Books for evangelism in Iran!
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