Checkmate, Christians: 9 Absolute Proofs God Doesn't Exist

· Jul 5, 2022 · BabylonBee.com

Your dumb "magic daddy in the sky" doesn't exist, stupid Christians. Here are a few absolute PROOFS. MIC DROP!

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