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Your Wife Claimed She Was 'Fine' And That 'Nothing Is Wrong.' Fact Check: FALSE

Your wife recently made the incredible claim that she was "fine" and that "nothing is wrong" when you asked her if everything is OK. Experts quickly cast doubt on this claim, and we're here to set the record straight with another perfect, beautiful Babylon Bee Fact Check.

Fact Check: Is your wife actually fine?

FALSE

Our research indicated that you did something to upset her, but honestly, dude, we have no idea what that might be. You probably said something dumb. There's also a pretty good chance you did something dumb. Another competing theory is that you did something dumb and then said something dumb about the dumb thing you previously did. This last one is most likely.

Official Babylon Bee fact-checkers say that you should apologize immediately for whatever it is you did. A foot rub or chocolates are appropriate acts of penance.

You should also get better at communicating with her. She's your wife, bro.

She also claimed that she was OK with "whatever you want" for dinner, and we rate this claim Four Pinocchios.

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