Worried About Roe Getting Overturned? Avoid Getting Pregnant With This One Foolproof Trick!

News of the Supreme Court likely overturning Roe v. Wade got you down? What happens if you get pregnant and you can no longer have an abortion in your state? Well, fear no more, because we've uncovered this one, weird little trick that will prevent you from getting pregnant—guaranteed!




 1. Don't have sex.



Wow! So cool! Doctors hate this kind of advice! Well, now that you know the secret, be sure to go out and spread the word so others are without excuse too.

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The left, celebrities, and athletes will take money from China, but they sure don't like talking about China. Tap your foot to the hit song parody of "We Don't Talk About Bruno"!

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