With the start of a new election year upon us, it's a perfect time to look back and find out where all the previous U.S. presidents are and what they're up to these days.

The Babylon Bee presents: American Presidents — Where Are They Now?

1. George Washington: Dead.
2. John Adams: Dead.
3. Thomas Jefferson: Dead.
4. James Madison: Dead.
5. James Monroe: Dead.
6. John Quincy Adams: Dead.
7. Andrew Jackson: Dead.
8. Martin Van Buren: Dead.
9. William Henry Harrison: Dead.
10. John Tyler: Dead.
11. James K. Polk: Dead.
12. Zachary Taylor: Dead.
13. Millard Filmore: Dead.
14. Franklin Pierce: Dead.
15. James Buchanon: Dead.
16. Abraham Lincoln: Dead.
17. Andrew Johnson: Dead.
18. Ulysses S. Grant: Dead.
19. Rutherford B. Hayes: Dead.
20. James A. Garfield: Dead.
21. Chester A. Arthur: Dead.
22. Grover Cleveland: Dead.
23. Benjamin Harrison: Dead.
24. Grover Cleveland: Still dead.
25. William McKinley: Dead.
26. Theodore Roosevelt: Dead.
27. William Howard Taft: Dead.
28. Woodrow Wilson: Dead.
29. Warren G. Harding: Dead.
30. Calvin Coolidge: Dead.
31. Herbert Hoover: Dead.
32. Franklin D. Roosevelt: Dead.
33. Harry S. Truman: Dead.
34. Dwight D. Eisenhower: Dead.
35. John F. Kennedy: Dead.
36. Lyndon B. Johnson: Dead.
37. Richard Nixon: Dead.
38. Gerald Ford: Dead.
39. Jimmy Carter: Still alive! [As of publishing time. Subject to change.]
40. Ronald Reagan: Dead.
41. George H.W. Bush: Dead.
42. Bill Clinton: If we told you where he is right now and what he's doing, we'd never be heard from again.
43. George W. Bush: Still searching for Saddam Hussein's weapons of mass destruction.
44. Barack Obama: Currently serving as President of the United States.
45. Donald Trump: Living rent-free in the minds of liberals worldwide.
46. Joe Biden: Dead.

Who would have ever expected to find all of these former leaders where they are now? It's amazing to see where life has taken all of them!

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