Where Are They Now? Catch Up With All Your Favorite Laid-Off CNN Employees!
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Chris Cuomo

After being let go from CNN for violating journalistic standards and being super gross, he reentered his basement and gained 300 pounds eating spicy meatball subs. Sad!

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