CULVER CITY, CA—In a special edition of Jeopardy! last evening, President Donald Trump and Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi faced off to answer Bible trivia questions. They were also joined by an average American, Bob Smith.
Mike Pence hosted the special edition of the trivia game show, grilling Trump and Pelosi on their Bible knowledge.
"I'll take 'People Who Built An Ark' for $2,000, Mike," Trump said to kick off Double Jeopardy, though he was already in the negative by $5,000.
"This person in the Bible built an ark," Pence said. He then attempted to mouth the answer to Trump, but Trump was too busy drawing funny pictures on his podium to notice.
Pelosi finally buzzed in and held up a Bible. "I'm a Catholic. Don't mess with me," she said, wagging her finger at Pence.
"I'm -- no, sorry, that's incorrect," an increasingly agitated Pence replied. "You know what? Let's just move on to Final Jeopardy. Write down a book of the Bible. Any book of the Bible and you win. Any book at all."
Unfortunately, Trump wrote down The Art of the Deal and Pelosi vomited vodka all over her podium. Mr. Smith wrote down "Genesis" and won the day. Pelosi has claimed Russian collusion and Trump quickly declared Jeopardy! a terrorist organization.
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