Smoking cigars makes you look cool, everyone knows that. But did you know there are also a lot of health benefits? It's true, enjoying a cigar not only shows everyone how manly you are but it pays off physically as well.
The Babylon Bee has put together the following list of healthy side effects of cigar smoking:
- Skyrocketing testosterone: You become more and more masculine with every breath of smoke.
- Cure for baldness: Technically it won't take away your baldness, but it will make you look cooler while you're bald.
- Toughens your sissy-boy lungs: Your lungs are WEAK! Toughen up those lungs, cupcake!
- Immunity from the woke mind virus: This is mainly because beta males hate the smell of cigar smoke.
- Protection for your knees, ankles, and other joints: You'll avoid all the injuries you would sustain if you were jogging instead of smoking.
- Upper body development: From fending off hordes of beautiful women drawn by your sheer animal magnetism.
Don't just sit there — go grab a cigar and start improving your health today.
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