Everyone assumes that Heaven is going to be amazing, but do you know what you'll actually get to see and do there? Knowing what's there can help you plan accordingly.
The Babylon Bee has put together the following helpful list of the top 10 attractions you'll want to his once you arrive in Heaven:
Halo LAN party cybercafe: Relive your best days from youth group… forever.
Joel Osteen dunk tank: The line should only be a few billion people.
P51 Mustang flight simulator: Other than seeing the face of God, this is the next most glorious thing there.
Hell viewing window: A fun peek at how everyone else "down there" is doing.
"Race the Apostle John": Good luck, slow pokes.
24-hour Skillet concert: They'll be in heavenly bodies, so they won't ever need a break to rest.
Chick-fil-A: All heavenly locations are open on Sundays.
Zoo of animals God scrapped before production: Some are horrifying, yes, but you'll see things you never imagined.
Buc-ee's: Nothing says "eternal bliss" like fresh brisket on the board.
Wiffle Ball with Heroes of the Faith: When picking your team, always select Jesus as your closer. Because He saves.
If you thought Heaven was going to be good before you read the list, you can't wait to get to eternity now. What else do you expect to find in Heaven? Post your ideas in the comments.
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