Space Returns Unwanted Amazon Delivery

Tech · Jul 20, 2021 · BabylonBee.com
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WEST TEXAS — Outer space has returned an unwanted Amazon package that was sent to it unsolicited yesterday. According to witnesses, the package floated gently back down to earth after being rejected. Locals have asked Amazon to please "pick this thing up and bring it back to the warehouse" as no one really wants it around or knows what to do with it. If you know who ordered a giant metal gumdrop with a bunch of people in it, please call Amazon immediately.