U.S. - There is no good reason why you should be up this late, multiple sources are reporting. "Nothing good happens at this hour. What reason could you possibly have for still being awake?" a concerned source close to you questioned. "You should have been in bed hours ago," another source confirmed. At publishing time, you were still awake, for some reason.
Source: You Shouldn't Be Up This Late
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