LOS ANGELES, CA—Those in attendance at World Lifters Church Sunday morning got an unexpected treat as hip-hop superstar Snoop Dogg, a.k.a. Snoop Lion, led them in worshiping the God of all creation.
The rapper, famous for gritty West Coast rap illustrating topics such as drugs, prostitution, and murder, was accompanied by famous pimp “Bishop Don Magic Juan,” as together they bounced around the smoke-filled stage and brought the faithful before the throne.
According to sources present, the crowd “went nuts” went Snoop was introduced, and “sang their hearts out” as the rapper led them in funky West Coast gangsta rap renditions of “10,000 Reasons,” “Oceans,” and, as he dubbed it, “How Grizeat Is Our Gizod,” before ending the set with his 2004 smash hit “Drop It Like It’s Hot.”
“It was such a Spirit-filled, exciting, lively time of worship,” one attendee told reporters after the service. “This was even better than when Miley Cyrus was here. I just love how cool our church is!”
According to sources, Snoop Dogg was paid a six-figure sum for the appearance.
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