Sexual Revolution Working Out Great, Reports Nation Full Of Perverts
Politics · Dec 8, 2017 · BabylonBee.com

U.S. - The aftermath of the sexual revolution is working out just splendidly, reported a nation filled with perverts, pedophiles, and sexual predators Friday afternoon.

The country currently reaping the consequences of decades of declining sexual morals reported it would do it all over again in a heartbeat, further stating that it was "really proud" of the progress it had made over the past fifty years. When asked about the numerous scandals, controversies, and painful repercussions of the sexual revolution coming to light in recent months, nearly every person in the nation confirmed it was "feeling great" about the sexual revolution and its insidious consequences.

"This is fine - totally fine," one political commentator on NBC filling in for Matt Lauer said. "I think the sexual revolution is working out just great, and I'm proud to live in the US where we're uninhibited by outdated ideas about human relationships, like monogamy and faithfulness."

According to the country with dozens of famous celebrities, television pundits, and politicians currently embroiled in sexual scandals, the sexual revolution was a necessary period that allowed the nation to throw off the outdated, restricted shackles of religion and biblical morality.

"I really pity all those backward parts of the world that haven't had the privilege of experiencing their own sexual revolution," one politician said as he checked Twitter to see if his own personal indiscretions had been revealed yet. "One day, they'll be enlightened too."


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