PALO ALTO, CA — After experiencing repeated mascara malfunctions, local woman Brittany Gleeson admitted to friends that it took over 600 takes to get the right video of herself crying into her camera.
"I've been working for hours to get just the right angles and lighting," Gleeson said. "It's important to show how sad I am, but I also need to make sure my hair and makeup are on point. That last take had the right emotion, but my mascara didn't smudge enough so you couldn't really see the tears. Ugh, why is this so hard?"
Gleeson spent the better part of Thursday filming herself crying in reaction to the tragic online story of a dog who became lost in a small village on the outskirts of Finland. Gleeson managed to shed hot tears in various lighting conditions while making a TikTok video for her 459 followers.
"Where are you, little Bjork-Bjork? Here, boy! No, I can't do this, it's too much!" wept Gleeson. "I want to make sure they know how vulnerable I am and how raw this moment was for me," Gleeson said. "My followers expect a level of authenticity from my videos, and I need to make sure I deliver. Hang on, I think I feel some tears coming on again. Let me grab my camera."
At publishing time, Gleeson still hadn't captured the perfect video of herself crying over how hard it is to be a mom and asked her husband to watch the kids for another 3 hours while she worked on the perfect take.
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