Well, this is awkward.
Following the revelation that the Biden-Harris Administration pressured Mark Zuckerberg to censor Facebook posts leading up to and following the 2020 election, we at the Babylon Bee recall posting the best joke ever written, but now we can't remember what it was. Facebook removed the post and now we're just sitting around trying hard to remember what was probably our best joke of all time.
Seriously, it was probably one of the greatest jokes ever written. It would have won so many joke awards. We just have to recall what it was.
We're pretty sure it involved something political…probably related to how old Joe Biden is. Because he's so old, right? No, that's not it. Wait! It was something about a guy identifying as something else, like a sea otter or an attack helicopter. Wait... no, that wasn't it either.
It was really, really funny. Probably our best work. You would think it was genius if you read it.
Seriously, it was so funny. You should've seen it.
Maybe it was something about Rachel Levine looking like a man…that one got us kicked off Twitter. Were we just being lazy and regurgitating the same joke again trying to punch it up?
We may never know what that amazing headline was we wrote. Hopefully, Zuck doesn't remove this article too or we will really be stumped.
Oh well.
Citing concerns about stiff competition from Amazon and an impossible-to-please Gen Z, Santa has announced he's hanging up the hat for good.
