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Public Service Announcement: You May Now Play Christmas Music

A quick public service announcement from your friends at The Babylon Bee: it is now OK to play Christmas music. Halloween and Thanksgiving are well behind us, and although it is not technically Christmas yet, it's December, so we're OK with it. Play any song you want, to your heart's content, over and over again.

"Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree?" Perfect!

"Hark the Herald?" Hark away, friend!

"Wonderful Christmastime?" Sure, we'll allow it.

"The Christmas Shoes" is right out.

But we're in the Christmas spirit now and feeling generous, so even the bad songs are fine, we suppose.

Just remember to stop before midnight on Christmas Day, or you'll turn into a pinecone.

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