Party That Called Trump 'Hitler' For 8 Years Shocked As Someone Tries To Assassinate Him

Headline Says It All · Jul 13, 2024 · BabylonBee.com

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Mission accomplished: Satan has just confirmed that Jesus of Nazareth was crucified and will never be coming back.

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