Opinion: You Can't Oppose Killing Puppies Unless You Adopt Every Dog On The Planet
Life · Nov 1, 2017 · BabylonBee.com

Hypocrisy is everywhere.

Take, for example, those who oppose the wholesale killing of puppies. The anti-puppy-killing crowd is loud and obnoxious, self-righteously declaring themselves to be "pro-life."

Yet their love for the puppies only goes so far.

See, they want to defend puppies from being killed when they're very young, but do you see them offering to adopt every dog on the entire planet?

I didn't think so. These pro-puppy activists are only in support of dogs when people are killing them, but once they grow up, they're all on their own. What are we supposed to do with all these dogs if not heinously kill them? I don't see you pro-puppy people offering to take on more than one or two of them!

I'll state it very clearly: you are not allowed to call yourself "pro-puppy" unless you agree to adopt every dog on the planet.

It's just that simple.

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