U.S.—A new keyboard for the elderly will feature an always-on Caps Lock key.
"THIS KEYBOARD IS REALLY GREAT!" one woman wrote in an Amazon review. "WITH MY OLD KEYBOARD SOMETIMES I WOULD ACCIDENTALLY TURN OFF THE 'CAPS LOCK' KEY AND THEN I'D NEED TO CALL MY GRANDSON AND ASK HIM HOW TO TURN IT BACK ON AND THIS IS MUCH EASIER! MY GRANDSON GOT MARRIED LAST SUMMER BY THE WAY AND IT WAS A REALLY BEAUTIFUL WEDDING. GREG I REALLY WISH YOU WOULD CALL MORE! TAYLOR CALLS AND SHE SAID SHE'S COMING HOME FOR THANKSGIVING THIS YEAR TOO SO I HOPE YOU DO ALSO! HUGS AND KISSES, GRANDMA!"
The keyboard also eliminated most of the unused punctuation keys and replaced them with one giant exclamation mark key.
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