U.S. - The vast majority of the nation's evangelical Christians stressed Friday that they were "this close" to abandoning their support of Donald Trump as they coped with a seemingly endless string of moral scandals surrounding the president.

"I swear, if 197 or so more egregious moral failings come to light, I am DONE supporting this guy," one evangelical from Idaho declared, drawing a clear line in the sand. "My support for this president is not limitless, nor is it unconditional. Just a couple hundred more clear examples of belligerently immoral behavior and I'll jump off the Trump train so fast it'll make your head spin."

At publishing time, American evangelicals had upped the number of passes they're willing to give the president from one or two hundred to one or two thousand, stating "we didn't elect him to be the nation's pastor, for crying out loud."