NEW YORK, NY — The woman behind YouTube's most popular and beloved educational content for children found herself in hot water, as Ms. Rachel issued a public apology for accidentally spray-painting "GO AWAY JEWS" on a synagogue.
The internet personality was embroiled in controversy after witnesses reported seeing her run angrily up to a local synagogue and spray-paint the antisemitic message on the wall of the building, an act she later said was completely unintentional.
"It was never my intent to do something hateful," Ms. Rachel said in a tearful video posted to social media. "When I spray-painted that antisemitic message on that synagogue, it was totally by accident."
According to the children's content creator, the apparent act of antisemitic vandalism was all a big misunderstanding.
"It never crossed my mind that this could be taken in a negative way by anyone," she continued as she wept. "I would never want the fact that I spray-painted ‘GO AWAY JEWS' on a synagogue to make Jewish people think I want them to go away. That's not at all what I meant. I love Jewish people and everything they do to exert total and nefarious control over geopolitical affairs and industries. If I offended anyone by doing something really, really offensive, then I'm so sorry. Yay, Jews!"
At publishing time, Ms. Rachel issued a statement clarifying that her new YouTube video titled "The Holocaust Never Happened And Israel Is Evil" should not be taken as a derogatory commentary against Jews.
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